Weird Dreams Thread

It finally happened. I had a dream about the Farms. In my dream I was browsing the Deathfats board and I saw a thread about the cousin I dislike. When I clicked it and read some of it I noticed a lot of the info was wrong. So I posted saying that she was my cousin, a lot of shit was wrong, and I had proof that she was family that I would happily submit to any mod to get verified or something. You fuckers rated me with trashcsns and told me I was wrong lmao. All I wanted to do was get you guys facts straight you guys could make fun of her accurately! :sighduck:
 
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Woke up yesterday morning to my alarm, then promptly fell back asleep and nearly missed the first section I teach. When I fell back asleep, I had a vivid dream that I was standing in a Target checkout line, and Yaniv rolled up behind me in either a wheelchair or his scootypuff. I vaguely recall him trying to interact with people around him and making everyone uncomfortable.

While waiting in line, Chris-chan strolled into the store in full tardgoddess regalia, and I'm fairly certain another lolcow appeared at the same time over near the customer service desk, although I can't remember who.

Either I'm spending too much time here again, or Chris' "astral projection" powers are real and he's united with other deviant losers to take revenge on all of the people who laugh at their antics.
 
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Had a few weird dream sequences recently.

First, I had dreams on back to back nights about my former next door neighbors. In the first, the guy I used to play with a lot as a kid had moved next door to me again, but he refused to answer me when I casually asked what he had been up to recently as an adult. The subsequent dream involved his now-adult sister trying to call me. The first call disconnected right away, but she called back immediately and whispered "Help me," twice before disconnecting. I tried to check the caller ID to see what her number was, but the display was blank -- leaving me frustrated that I couldn't do anything to help her.

In another dream, a nondescript guy threatened to blackmail me, but I successfully used a Jedi mind trick to convince him that he knew nothing about me and he should go home.

The last dream was the oddest. I was invited to be part of a homeowners association for residents of my city and a couple of the adjacent cities. I was surprised to be invited, but I joined the person(s) inviting me as we went to the meeting place. There, I discover I'm the only person that's not Jewish. As I'm doing my best to mingle, I look around and I found a copy of the meeting agenda. As I read it, I see my name listed and that I was invited/recommended to be part of the group solely because of a past hobby I haven't been involved with for well over 10 years. Initially, I was mad to be invited as some sort of ruse or token and I wanted to walk out right then and there. However, I figured that if I acted like I never saw the agenda, it may be worth staying to see what was really going on with this group. Sadly, I woke up before the meeting began. (:_(
 
Oh dear, yeah I often have weird ass dreams that leave me worried in the morning. I tend to remember them because they are so....out there. I'll list some of them below.

This one is one that I remember vividly. I am a huge wrestling fan so this struck a weird chord with me. I was traveling with a bunch of wrestlers. It was sort of a Justice League of roided-up dudes, trying to infiltrate and take down this breeding farm. The thing about that place was that human was being bred here. The operators kidnapped people with "good genes" amputated their four limbs, drugged them to a near catatonic state, and then put them into tubes. People paid handsomely to come and rape them for breeding purposes.

One of the wrestlers (a guy aged fifty) found his fifteen-year-old girlfriend there.

And then I woke up.

The next is a little less fucked up.
There's a chain of steakhouses where I live that's pretty big here. I was visiting one of those places and had to use their restroom. In order to get there, I had to use an elevator that happened to have countries' flags for buttons instead of numbers. I pressed on Russia and ended up in some gym hall that was filled with giant beating human hearts. There was a window where some PE teacher was coaching his class and pressed them into performing better or they would "end up as one of the hearts".

This one is actually about the farms and I had that one last night after battling a bad case of insomnia.
We had a "reveal your secrets" thread where someone with the username James Rowle posted pictures of dead animals, skeletons, and rotting corpses. They revealed that they actually had a necrophilic fetish and had sex with the dead things. They made post after post with endless pictures of dead things that they found attractive and tried to make other kiwis appreciate necrophilia and the "sexiness of death". People decided to humor them as a troll because no one wanted to believe that someone was this fucked up and would willingly share all this shit.

That one was also fucked up.

Just to clean the palette a bit, the last one is cooler than fucked up. Aliens had come and taken over the earth so technology had taken a backstep. The aliens had set up purple watch towers that hijacked all means of electronics and machinery and so humans had to communicate with pigeons and travel by bicycle, foot, or horse. The watch towers emitted a constant purple glow so the sky was purple all day long. And the dream was pretty much the daily life of people getting used to living without modern appliances.
 
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I never have violent dreams but recently I dreamt of shooting a dozen of screaming and crying niglets against a brick wall. Felt like pure fucking insanity. Also I had a nightmare shortly after in which my mother told me she converted to Islam and she was wearing a purple hijab. Woke up right after I told her I would cut ties if she was serious.
 
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I lately can't remember my dreams and when i do it's always the mundane ones. There WAS a recent weird one though a day or 2 back I forgot to write my friends about that was really plot heavy and coherent wacky scifi ass adventure shit and not mundane in the slightest though it started that way. Biggest thing I remember from it was by like the mid-tend portion of the thing I somehow ended up being stuck with this zardoz ass looking getup for lack of a better way of putting it though I couldn't figure out what to compare it to till just now. It wasn't the same outfit as Sean conery at all and was black instead of red but thinking about it now it gives off similar vibes. it wasn't anything like the zardoz one because there was like actual shirt and shorts and a crotch shield or some shit but they were made of some fucking weird transparent material that looked like fucking plastic sheeting but didn't flex in the same way as plastic sheeting. I think there was some weird subplot about gene splicing experiments or something? Who knows maybe I infiltrated a glowie op IRL and this weird vague "Dream" is like the result of the cover up mindwipe shit lmao.
 
I rarely remember dreams, so I get spooked when I do. Had one where I had to travel back in time to prevent something related to some climate nonsense, but the moment I showed up in the past I just head a "NO! Bad time-traveler!" before someone tackled me.

The back of my head tingled and I couldn't move. I vaguely heard someone being sad they didn't get me out of the gunman's way in time, and some guy inside my head monologuing that I was messing with things I didn't understand and I should have just stayed in my time. Everything just went numb as he said this and then all I could see was white.

Then my alarm went off. I still don't know what the hell prompted the dream.
 
I had one years ago where I was watching Adult Swim and there was a new Scooby-Doo show where the cast was older and in a reality show where they investigated real haunted sites. (Fred and Daphne were also married in it.)
 
Okay so this happened when I was drunk and on heavy antidepressants AND during a bad time in my life-

I had a dream that I was a cow-shaped piece of steak. In order for me to possess my full powers, I needed to be cooked. I was sentient, but weak, and I was telepathically telling my online friends (who in the dream happened to be right there) to cook me and one of them listened to me. The pan was now sizzling. I was getting browner and browner and I was gaining powers of fulfilling relationships and turning enemies into friends. I even fixed my own broken friendship because I was so cooked. But I was only medium-rare I wasn't at my full potential. My friend wanted to stop cooking me, but I told him to keep going, I'm almost done. Then I became medium-well-done and that's when I had achieved my full potency and I said, "It is done." I got off the pan and I transcended into the sky to look over the people that I can help. I had different timelines going through my third eye all at once. I saw past, present, future, and different timelines that could happen!
I saw my friends and I gave them my blessings and I was happy all of my problems were fixed.

..
After that dream I remember immediately waking up and saying what the fuck
 
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I had a weird dream a few days ago where I was investigating a work space in an office building, it looked like a mass suicide/murder had occurred there. Bunch of people with their head exploded and blood everywhere, decaying corpses melting on their chairs. It was quite a sight, thank god I was spared the smell it would've been.
 
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some of the dreams I had last night (I have awful dreams a lot) and one that I just woke up from a nap that I had

about five mins ago I woke up from a nap where I had a dream about a family that goes to this house in the mountains to explore it but it's occupied and gets brainwashed by a group of people living there but it isn't made clear how. it is hinted that he just convinces them that the world is chaos and they only pretend to see it as this ordered thing. They are there for years. There is a monster the kids call Chicken Fried Steak that grows up along side them and attacks the family and I only ever experience the monster from its own perspective, from its own eyes. it is 20 feet tall and has giant long black reptile looking scaled arms with 4 curved sickle like claws and it chases the family while they run away and escape through holes in the wall like rats. sometimes Chicken Fried Steak sticks his arm in the holes after them and says in a horrible voice, "are-ya in there? heheh". At dinner the family sits with the group of people and hallucinates horrible things floating around the heads of their captors. In the end, the main bad guy of the group hooks the mother and father of the family up to separate mad scientist tables and takes away their ability to feel happiness and the ability to recognize faces.

I had a dream last night (I was half asleep in the real world but still very much in a dream) where I was laying in bed at my old house - i have a lot of nightmares about this house, it was a bad place, bad things happened to me there - and my dog who has been dead since 2008 was snuggling with me in my arms in the place where my cat was laying in the real world (she sleeps right next to my head every time I lay down for a nap/sleep so in my dream I just replaced her with my dead dog) and it hurt to have the dog next to me i dunno if I was tensing my whole body and neck up in the real world but my joints and ligaments hurt very badly and I couldnt breathe. In the dream I knew if I opened my eyes there would be something horrible standing there staring at me. In the dream I kept visualizing what it could possibly look like and as I got "closer" to what it "probably" was I could feel actual fear shaking my entire body and the pain would get worse and worse. I finally envisioned the thing's face in my mind in the dream and then opened my eyes in the dream and saw it and at the same time woke up from sheer terror in the real world and my cat was in the same position as The Thing staring at me. When I tried to move in real life my whole body hurt and has hurt all day long and still hurts as I type this.
 
just woke up from a really fuckd up realistic as hell dream, it was really real and scary, feels like it actually happened.

I got hired at the last minute to go into this deep water submarine with 3 other people including a guy I used to know from when I worked for the state. I haven't seen him in years but I still remember what he looked like, and in my dream he looked the same. He always used to say "heyyy buuuuuudddyyyyyy..." it was an inside joke from something funny that happened while we were working one night, anyway. I'm on this deep sea submarine with these guys and something goes really wrong. Something gets damaged. The other guys are trying to fix it when he pulls me aside and tells me he was on a mission to kill everyone aboard but when I was brought on at the last minute he decided against it and said that if I would keep it quiet for awhile, he would tell everyone eventually so I kept my mouth shut. But he had still sabotaged the sub so we were dead in the water for awhile. I remember several times where I noticed him doing stuff while we were just sitting around waiting for ground control to get back to us about the damage and he was hiding weapons when he thought I wasn't looking. I went looking for them and came back to find him staring at me suspiciously and asked what I was doing, I said nothing. I knew at this point he still wanted to kill us all, and I felt absolutely terrified like I was going to die. so I jumped on him and we had a really brutal, painful fight, he stabbed me many times and gouged one of my eyes pretty bad until I got him on his back. He started laughing really hard and said "heeyyyy buuuuuddddyyyyyy" like he used to, it sent chills up my back and I realized he was just a complete psycho. I held him at scissor-point so I could get ground control on the line but he attacked again and was laughing when I jammed the scissors through his throat. The company who owned the sub came down to rescue me because the other guys told them what happened while we were fighting. But they didn't know he planned to kill us all because I never said anything about it, so I was thrown in a third world country prison because apparently the company who owned the sub was based in the middle east. They said they thought ("knew") I had murdered him in cold blood, but I was in so much pain from the fight I just couldn't explain what had happened very well. After waking up I can still feel faint phantom-pain deep cuts on my skin where he stabbed me.
 
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The weirdest of my recent dreams saw me sitting in a classroom, but I wasn't back in school. So, I suspect I was attending a professional seminar of some sort.

The discussion is ongoing and someone on the other side of the room makes what seems like an innocuous comment that I didn't pay much attention to. One of the other attendees stands up and lectures the person about white privilege. Nearly everyone applauds the scolding except for one person behind me who says, "White privilege is bullshit." I wanted to applaud him, but knew I'd get in trouble, so I just smirked before I woke up from the dream.
 
just woke up from another realistic nightmare. I was asked by my boss to take this new employee to my house and show him around the town because he was from india* his name was Raj and was the most clingy annoying fucking person imaginable. In the dream I was married and my wife did not like it one bit and it was clear she wanted him gone and I promised I would get him out soon. Every time I tried he would just start talking about something else. As the time went by it started to get dark. I asked him to step out front with me to see if I could just be like, "ok im going to bed now bye", which is what I tried. We stepped out front and I interrupted his drivel to say I was tired and going to sleep. Initially he seemed to be okay with it, if not a little apprehensive. after I said I was going to try and go to sleep he began to walk away, and then slowly turned and said "but it's still light outside". At this point I had never thought of this fat little indian creep as a threat but I guess I had rolled my eyes or something because Raj immediately went ballistic. He pulled out a pistol from under his jacket and began firing at me while saying psychotic shit and asking me questions I can't remember. I felt the bullets literally whiz past me, 5 in total. I put my hands up and tried my best to calm him down, the fear was really real and intense in the dream at this point. He put the gun down and came and picked me up, sweating, and said something I can't remember but he began running and pulling me along with him. In the dream I was living on the same street as my old buddy's house and we arrived to the end of the street where some people were standing outside. Raj ran right into them and I took the opportunity to break free and bolt into the buddy's house where some of my friends were sitting. I could hear him shooting the pedestrians behind me. I began yelling for a phone to call 911. As I grabbed a cellphone from someone (early 2000's model phone) I leaned back against the wall and looked out the glass front door to see some of the people were wrestling Raj to the ground and detaining him. I began to dial and looked down to see that I had been shot just above the heart during his initial freakout. I guessed the adrenaline and fear had masked the pain. I felt a wave of panic and then I woke up.

*i've never worked where indians are, nor in the tech field or have ever been around indians in my entire life. This is crazy but the dream really felt like I was seeing events through the eyes of another person because of the way I reacted to certain things in the dream (Raj would never have been allowed in my home, if he acted weird he would have been gone instantly, etc). Aside from the end where I found my friends in the house, nothing else makes sense for my life or personality.
 
I made more weird dreams today.
First I couldn't open my phone/tablet because the fucking password thing kept changing patterns like some sort of weird alien captcha thing, also kept asking me to log on to my Microsoft account and shit like that, very annoying.

Second I was hiking some mountain in China with a group of explorer looking for some secret temple/city. We managed to find it but I had to be taken to a hospital because one of my eye just detached from its socket for some fucking unknown reason, I literally had to walk over there carrying my severed eye in hand. Ended up in a hospital bed and got sedated so they could fix my eye.
When I woke up, I was still on a medical bed but I was on a fucking pirate ship in the middle of a giant fucking battle and the captain was some weird gay twink. It basically played like Sea of Thieves, like you board other pirate ships you kill the crew and they respawn on the lower deck. I got injured at some point so I returned to my bed to rest then I woke up irl.
 
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Very spotty dream tonight, very dark. Three "games" were the subject of this dream.

The first was a game where I had to go around a hedge-maze like cemetery and resurrect my dead family members before a vampire did. there was fog and darkness and a stench of the grave so strong I can still remember what it smelled like. The vampire saw me almost immediately and forced me to begin bringing them all back to life. At this point the dream began to feel real, that recognizable fear of permanence began to sink in, because I knew soon I would see their horrible rotten bodies standing up from the giant underground mausoleums and then I would be dead. I remembered I had a chip attached to my chest that placed me inside this world and when pulled, would "wake me up" and turn off this world like a light. To spite the adversary I pulled the card-like device from a slot in my chest and woke up.

Some time shortly after this I fell back to sleep.

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I had a loaded handgun and a high score to achieve. The setting was an opulent white mansion I have never seen before. I don't remember the rest of this dream.

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visiting a friend at a run down apartment. semi-surreal visuals like dilapidated bridges made of small ladders connecting two of the buildings at the third floor

the atmosphere was physically and figuratively dark, the architecture looked like a very poor part of mexico or something but in my head I knew this location was nearby where I used to live as a kid. The apartment building my friend lived in was much nicer (although still falling apart) than the ones surrounding it. We were on the third floor, which looked a little higher than it should have been. Across from his apartment building was another that was built with sheet metal and had exposed rooms, like a strange barn of some kind. I turned away from them and stepped out onto what I thought was the ground but it was strangely shaped chicken wire that had giant holes in it one could easily fall through many stories below. I looked down the hallway, and it was lined with hundreds of furnaces...there was a red glow emanating from the darkness. As I turned around the third "game" began and I heard a noise that told me I was now being hunted. I could hear a horrible voice speaking to me and getting closer and closer. Somehow I found an elevator and got inside. As it reached its destination, the doors began to open and something huge was waiting for me on the other side. I woke up before I saw more than a spot of black-green sludge.
 
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All of my dreams have been super mundane lately, as in I'm literally just doing exactly what I'd be doing if I were awake.

The one annoying dream I keep having is I'm moving, but can't do basic tasks. And every time I need some object, it's missing. Or I can't find my shoes. Or something equally stupid.

The last actually ominous dream I had was in a shopping mall in a major city (with history of racial issues), and there were armed police at every entrance because the city was ablaze in some George Floyd type riot situation. The cops looked scared and were obviously not up to the task. Despite this, all the consoomer mall activity continued unabated with nobody inside seeming to notice, even though you could look outside and see the carnage.

I had a flash-forward to the mob charging the entrances and coming inside and killing everyone. Then went back to shopping as if I didn't know what was coming.
 
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