Weird Dreams Thread

Just last night I had a strange reoccurring dream that I often forget about as soon as it happens. It’s a bit abstract and hard to describe but I’ll try to make sense of it here.

So basically I’m this dream I’m often in what looks like a small restaurant, something about the size of a Waffle House with big glass pain windows. There’s only one person running the place and no other customers but myself. The guy running the show is a Danny Devito like personality who does bizarre things for comedy and never actually cooks. Though I don’t remember much of last night’s dream I distinctly remember him taking my laptop and holding it under some boiling broth only to pull it back up and show that it still worked fine and was somehow perfectly dry.

I remember telling him that with his kind of talent he could go anywhere he wanted and I asked him why he chose here of all places to perform and he responded that it makes him happy. That’s about everything I remember though beyond the fact that I know I’ve had a dream before with which that dream shared continuity since I recognize everything there and at least vaguely remember having met this character before in a similar dream.
 
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Woke from a deep nap. Dreamed I was in an older house. It was morning. A creepy looking life-sized doll of a woman was lying in a pool of blood on the ground in front of my bedroom. It had been mutilated, sliced deeply all over, like some sort of thresher machine accident. As the the day progressed and the evening eventually announced itself with an otherworldly orange sunset, the doll became more and more torn up...until soon it was night time, and the Thing was gone, moving somewhere within the house, searching for me.
 
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I had a messed up work dream. My assignment for the day was to beat the shit out of my manager for some reason. I jumped on him, and repeatedly punched him in the face until it was completely red and bleeding. I pushed him into a row of lockers and shoved him onto the ground. I honestly thought he was dead or permanently lying on the floor disabled, but he got up. He cheerfully congratulated me and let everybody go. This fight somehow sped up time and made 8 hours go by in the few minutes the fight lasted. It was late afternoon, and the sun was shining through the windows.
 
I had a dream that there was a moment in Christory where this British guy thought he had Chris's address (because apparently people thought Chris lived in the UK in this dream, I guess) and he filmed himself going to the address, but it turned out to be a different autist, and that guy's name was Clyde Cash! So basically in the dream Chris Chan had a British counterpart named Clyde Cash.
 
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Just woke up from a quick nap, my heart was pounding extremely hard the entire time. there was a knock at the door. I looked out the peep hole and saw my dead ex wife, her face looked like a mask frozen in a horrible decayed smile, bones glistening pure white. I could hear her say that she knew I was inside, and this thing spent what felt like hours talking and saying the most horrible things, as well as going around to my windows, looking in and smiling...the dream ended with her circling my home like this while singing.
 
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Very spotty dream tonight, very dark. Three "games" were the subject of this dream.
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There must be something about Autumn and weird dreams. Last night, I woke up about once an hour with mini-dreams interspersed in. Here are the ones I remember:

I was stopped at a red light waiting for it to change green when another vehicle pulled out of nowhere and blocked me from the intersection just as a police car does when they want to stop someone from fleeing. Not doing anything to warrant such a response, I wondered what was going on. Upon further examination, the car boxing me in had no markings at all suggesting it was a police vehicle, so I started to panic thinking that it might be someone trying to rob or carjack me. I woke up as I was putting my car in reverse to get away.
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My childhood neighbors and I still lived next door to each other. The second youngest neighbor kid and I were in our teens or 20's, but I still had my present-day memories. We were talking about nothing in particular, but she gave me an abrupt cold shoulder when I asked if I could come next door to check in on the rest of her family.
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I was going somewhere for a paying side gig that required me to change into a uniform. The locker room I was sent to was already being used by a choir rehearsing for a performance that same day, so I was trying to figure out how to change into my uniform without causing a scene in front of them.

As I opened my gear bag, I pull out all sorts of clothes and items I didn't need and I start to panic that I forgot my uniform and remind myself that I'm too far from home to go back and get it. Eventually, I pull out my uniform top and reason that I can wear my current pair of dress pants with it and few people if any will notice the difference. Meanwhile, more people have entered the locker room - leaving me with absolutely no privacy to change.
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Honorable mention is a recent dream where I was in London to visit royalty (right before the Queen died). Unfortunately, neither the Queen nor any of the other recognizable royal family members were present, leaving a cast of obscure royalty consisting of cousins/relatives most people were unfamiliar with. To show their appreciation for the visit, they gave me a large oversized pot of unidentified food as a gift for my trip back home -- apparently unaware the amount of food they gave me was too large and that it would spoil long before I could properly refrigerate it again.
 
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I dreamed I had a bunch of girls over (it wasn't sexual or anything, I wasn't even in the mood for debauchery that that night I just wanted to hang out and watch youtube) We were all laying down on the bed watching videos and they ended up falling asleep. I continued watching movies, until one of them woke up and started freaking out because, I guess she didn't remember where she was, and then they all woke up and started freaking out because the first one was, and everyone just ran out of the house. A few of them made it to the door and looked back at me confused and I just said uh...bye? :[

I think this is a very personal call back to when I was a kid and I used to hang out with girls in my neighborhood (I hung out with boys too and played stuff like pretend war games and video games etc but never had them spend the night at my house) I remember a couple times I had my girl friends over we would play Night Trap on my Sega CD and my mom ordered us pizza, it really was a lot of fun. Anyway as I got older you can imagine these things happened less and less and relationships with girls in general became much more complicated.

I am almost certain I had this dream because even though I am a straight adult man there are some nights when all I want to do is just hang out and play Night Trap on Sega CD and eat pizza with my best friends again...but since I am grown up, so are they, and our relationships have gotten more complicated. That innocence is completely gone and it can't ever come back.
 
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I had a dream that I was in some sort of sex party. I was in a dark room full of men and women. I somehow lucid dreamed some stairs in the room, so a bunch of us were now on the stairs. I got behind a woman and started fucking her.
 
I keep having this dream in which Null appears and tells me i'm a faggot retard and that I should kill myself
 
I had a weird 'Farms-related dream where a lolcow somehow figured out who I was and confronted me IRL for a physical fight. I manage to keep my distance until an acquantance I'll call Brent shows up. I get accused being the aggressor to Brent, who isn't buying the story. Still, he pretended to scold me and we make it look as real as possible. Hotwheels fell for the bait and felt emboldened enough to take a swing at me. I easily avoid it and respond with a counter strike square in the mouth. Brent and I reveal we know each other before we walk away and Brent tells me how people mad at the world need to be avoided at all costs as we share a laugh over the whole situation.
 
Odd semi-lucid dream a couple days back.

I fairly often have these dumb dreams where I'm just walking and talking with people I don't know in reality but in the dream they're colleagues.

It's pretty typical that we're just walking past corporate bullshit or out the window at cliched bullshit.

For some reason, I noticed we'd walked past the same thing out the window three times and just wondered "why are we just walking past the same stuff over and over again?" And the moment I thought that, I realized "because this is just a dream."

And for some reason, I decided to ask the dude I'd been talking to "so do you actually have an internal monologue of your own? Does it actually seem to you like you have an actual existence? Do you realize you're just an illusion of my own mind?"

And he said basically, but weirdly not in words, "what are you even talking about?" But his facial expression let me know he didn't actually exist.

And because the plot of the dream at this point was we were trying to find my car, so we could go somewhere I forgot, we needed a car. And after I quit bugging my imaginary dream buddies about whether they thought they had internal monologues (and at this point in the dream I kind of felt I was being a dick about even asking about this), they told me there was no car.

I'd really had it with this bullshit at this point, because "I'm looking for a car and then it disappears" has been a dream of mine forever.

So I told them to look away from the parking place for a second.

Then I snapped my fingers and materialized a car. Not even a really impressive one, just a Miata or something.

Then I told them to look back. And then we drove off in it.

My vaguely lucid dreams are really modest in their goals. I can also fly, but I don't just Superman that shit, I just sort of jump up and don't come down.
 
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VERY strange dream just now. It was another extremely vivid, totally "real" dream too which is nuts because of how weird it is. There was this absolutely gigantic space ship docked inside a station that had an enormous cylindrical opening on the front of it kind of like the doomsday machine from star trek. Inside this opening were rows upon rows of some sort of small furry creature which I am fairly certain were some kind of mole-kitten hybrid. Each one had its own little hole that it lived in. I laid down next to a row of these creatures to pet them and then I remember feeling the space ship let out an immense shudder unlike anything I have ever felt before - the magnitude of the sensations in this dream were totally strange and singularly terrifying. I look over and see the bay doors of the space station opening. I start to panic as the first few stars peek through the cracked door

I can actually feel the vacuum of space affect my body. The sensation was almost supernatural, somehow managing to feel like drowning, burning, and being crushed all at once throughout your entire body. I could smell burning hair and electronics. Breathing became labored. The panic was absolute and big as life itself. All of a sudden the sensation hit a plateau and stayed there. I realized that some sort of equilibrium must have been reached between the vacuum of space and the inside of this giant ship, because while the discomfort was constant, it had actually become bearable. I imagine deep-sea scuba divers must feel similar, swimming along in the crushing ocean with their limited sight and breath. The small creatures next to me were still alive, in any case, and so was I.

The ship exited the station and I looked back, deep into the black depths of its hull. I noticed an eerie dull glow begin to appear and quickly grow in intensity. As I watched it, it dawned on me with yet another wave of terror and awe that I was looking at a neutron star. The ship was built this way because it needed to be. It had to be a giant cylinder in order to contain the neutron star required to power it. I did not have long to consider the revelation, however, because the ship began to enter hyperspace. I was suddenly overcome by many other new, indescribable sensations - a short feeling of falling, the sensation of being on a roller coaster, being stretched to infinity, my thoughts jittering from past to present as the time dilation affected my consciousness. I can still remember what it felt like but I don't think I will ever be able to put it into words.

As the space in front of the ship started to red-shift and expand in front of me, I woke up.
 
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I'd really had it with this bullshit at this point, because "I'm looking for a car and then it disappears" has been a dream of mine forever.
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Back when I had a shitty car that kept breaking down and falling apart, I used to have car anxiety dreams.

Dreams involving my car not wanting to start. They evolved to dreams involving my car's brakes stop working while I'm driving, and then dreams where my car would catch on fire and blow up.

The stress stayed with me long after I got a better car, but I eventually got over it and stopped having them.
 
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VERY strange dream just now. It was another extremely vivid, totally "real" dream too which is nuts because of how weird it is. There was this absolutely gigantic space ship docked inside a station that had an enormous cylindrical opening on the front of it kind of like the doomsday machine from star trek. Inside this opening were rows upon rows of some sort of small furry creature which I am fairly certain were some kind of mole-kitten hybrid.
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Each one had its own little hole that it lived in. I laid down next to a row of these creatures to pet them and then I remember feeling the space ship let out an immense shudder unlike anything I have ever felt before - the magnitude of the sensations in this dream were totally strange and singularly terrifying. I look over and see the bay doors of the space station opening. I start to panic as the first few stars peek through the cracked door

I can actually feel the vacuum of space affect my body. The sensation was almost supernatural, somehow managing to feel like drowning, burning, and being crushed all at once throughout your entire body. I could smell burning hair and electronics. Breathing became labored. The panic was absolute and big as life itself. All of a sudden the sensation hit a plateau and stayed there. I realized that some sort of equilibrium must have been reached between the vacuum of space and the inside of this giant ship, because while the discomfort was constant, it had actually become bearable. I imagine deep-sea scuba divers must feel similar, swimming along in the crushing ocean with their limited sight and breath. The small creatures next to me were still alive, in any case, and so was I.

The ship exited the station and I looked back, deep into the black depths of its hull. I noticed an eerie dull glow begin to appear and quickly grow in intensity. As I watched it, it dawned on me with yet another wave of terror and awe that I was looking at a neutron star. The ship was built this way because it needed to be. It had to be a giant cylinder in order to contain the neutron star required to power it. I did not have long to consider the revelation, however, because the ship began to enter hyperspace. I was suddenly overcome by many other new, indescribable sensations - a short feeling of falling, the sensation of being on a roller coaster, being stretched to infinity, my thoughts jittering from past to present as the time dilation affected my consciousness. I can still remember what it felt like but I don't think I will ever be able to put it into words.

As the space in front of the ship started to red-shift and expand in front of me, I woke up.
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The mole-kittens were taking your astral body on an adventure. They could only kidnap one human without drawing attention to themselves, but by including dreamwalkers in the trip they can share the experience with more than one human at a time.
 
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The mole-kittens were taking your astral body on an adventure. They could only kidnap one human without drawing attention to themselves, but by including dreamwalkers in the trip they can share the experience with more than one human at a time.
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They definitely looked more like the one on the right. They were quite small, like the size of a guinea pig and almost perfectly round and fat. They had stripes on their heads and back. I remember thinking how cute they were and they would do that thing small animals do sometimes where they would clean their paws/muzzle by rapidly rubbing their little hands together down the top of their nose. Some of them would curl up in their holes and do little circles in them until they found a comfortable spot. The rows of them went back into the darkness of the cylindrical hull seemingly for miles. Each hole was perfectly sized for a single creature.
 
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They definitely looked more like the one on the right. They were quite small, like the size of a guinea pig and almost perfectly round and fat. They had stripes on their heads and back. I remember thinking how cute they were and they would do that thing small animals do sometimes where they would clean their paws/muzzle by rapidly rubbing their little hands together down the top of their nose. Some of them would curl up in their holes and do little circles in them until they found a comfortable spot. The rows of them went back into the darkness of the cylindrical hull seemingly for miles. Each hole was perfectly sized for a single creature.
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That's a little closer lol. you can't see the back so just imagine the thing is very short and round back there, almost a perfect sphere
 
Dream I had a week or so ago:

I was living in a lakeside or riverside apartment building in Mexico that was haunted. The ghosts were in the basement, and there was apparently a sub-basement I didn't see where a wizard lived, and I woke up when me and a few friends of mine (I don't know anyone from the dream IRL) in the complex found a note from the wizard in a fireplace that said he was going to use magic to attack us every day the following week.
 
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