Weird Dreams Thread

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Had a dream a few days ago where my childhood/middle school best friend kidnapped me and drove me to some house he lived in in rural New England (we're both from Florida) because he wanted to be roommates. I woke up in the shotgun seat of his car in the dead of night when the dream started, and the next thing I knew I found some other car and spent the rest of the day driving back to Florida.
 
Don’t know if I can describe this as a dream but it’s the only way I can conceptualise it. I was laying in bed one night struggling to fall asleep, then without warning I felt a huge surge of energy release from around my heart and suddenly I was looking down at myself in bed. As soon as I realised I wasn’t in my body I felt another big surge of energy and then nothing, I woke up in bed the next morning feeling fucking amazing.
 
Not a weird dream, but about a week ago I had a dream that Jennifer Coolidge was trying to give me a blowjob in my freshman year homeroom. I kept telling her that we should sneak off to the bathroom, but she insisted on doing it right there.
 
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In my last dream, I've been woken up at 3 AM by MrBeast and his crewman to announce that my group of friends had just won a chance to win his entire fortune at MrBeast's ancient temple. We were also generously given free gaming PCs on the spot. One of the crewman was a Chinese man with a smooth featureless jaw, his friend told me to not stare at him because "he's very shy about himself".

Fast forward to a parking lot, we walked inside a metal fence corridor, MrBeast explains to us the five trials that we must encounter :

1- The Parkour Course
It was not fun, too hard. So I became a shapeshifter, and thus become a bird.

2- MrBeast's museum
We got to admire the youtuber's personal collection of vintage computers equipment (clicky keyboards of course), cars, perfumes and marketing tats. Funny thing is that half of the shelves were empty, but the building was huge.

3- Treachous Goblins
We were warned about the evil goblins lurking in the building, but decided to rush it anyway. I was met with a not-so-friendly goblin, who stabbed me with a poisonous dagger. Luckliy MrBeast gave me an antidote, so I knocked him in the teeth and he fucking died. The others were like nigger goblins and were barking out loud. Following this, we were met with a crack in the floor, which leads us to...

4- Satan's Asshole
A bunch of twisted hellish paths, one greener and one more fiery. Taking the right path, evil voxel trees looks at me and shoots fireballs. Once again I transform into a bird and dodge the flames. After that I was met with Satan himself, who explains that following that is MrBeast's temple. There are 5 colored orbs inside, and whom gets em all wins MrBeast's fortune. As he was fixated on stealing the red orb, the surroundings began to crumble. I barely escaped with Satan in another crack, which teleported us to...

5- MrBeast's Temple
Me and Satan were inside a huge circular staircase, which after climbing were met to the Temple's magnificence: a huge room with a giant maiden statue at the back, looking at us before the rocky platforms over the endless pit. MrBeast explains that he ran out of time for building this temple, as he had to make a video right now. He says that he would have put more traps, and make it more intricate.
We jump over the pits, and exits to the passageway beside the statue. We were finally met by the five orbs, who then proclaims that the one who answers the 5 question would win MrBeast's fortune. As the question goes, one of each of us fucking dies. Then the last question is for me. I fuck it up, then I die.

We all woke up outside the place. MrBeast then apologise for the loss, that the PCs from before were given to others winners, and for a consolation prize we would "watch Gilbly movies and snuggle".

Yep.
 
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Not much of a weird dream, but I went to sleep after looking at this thread and I think I had my first ever lucid dream. I was in a room full of gibberish that was clearly supposed to be English, and I could tell something wasn't right. Then I noticed how weird I felt. I was a little nervous, so I said out loud something along the lines of "I think I'll be waking up now" and I woke up.

I now believe all the people who talk about having the ability to control their dreams.
 
Not much of a weird dream, but I went to sleep after looking at this thread and I think I had my first ever lucid dream. I was in a room full of gibberish that was clearly supposed to be English, and I could tell something wasn't right. Then I noticed how weird I felt. I was a little scared, so I said out loud "I think I'll be waking up now" and I woke up.
I now believe all the people who talk about having the ability to control their dreams.
The easiest trick for lucid dreaming is just look at anything written, look away, look back. In reality, it will be the same. In a dream, it will change. This works every time.

One warning, it will sometimes change to something really disturbing.
 
Recently, I've been getting a lot of dreams related to me just playing/watching fictional media.

The most recent one was about me just watching Youtube clips from a TV show/movie series called BMW.

The first clip was from a movie, uploaded by that one channel that posts videos like "Movie X - Clip Y (1/12)". In it, there's this smug black-haired dude in a nice suit (supposedly the movie's villain), driving a black muscle car that I for some reason recognized as a "Chrysler 282A something something", being challenged to a race by a 7-year old boy wearing massive headphones and driving another muscle car that's more orange, with a black stripe running across its length.
The race starts, and suit dude is smug at first, since his car is faster, so he thinks he's going to win, but the kid suddenly slams into him from behind, and spins him out, getting ahead. The guy quickly recovers and seems a bit annoyed, but starts being smug again once he regains the lead – only for the kid to suddenly overtake him and just take off at an insane speed, to which the guy just reacts with confusion. The rest of the clip is just him sppeding through a dirt road, trying to catch up as he keeps going off-road, first driving over a bunch of rocks and gravel which results in his car bouncing all over the place, and then driving right into some kind of small pool of water, all the while the kid is in the distance, driving damn near perfectly. At this point, I click off to another clip, uploaded to a different channel.
This second clip was from the TV show's second season, and it was starring the same villain guy from the movie, but now gave a bunch of extra lore about who he really was – a demon in human disguise that steals the soul of anyone he beats in a car race, but if he ever loses 10 times, he is presumably banished back to Hell. In the clip, he's in some kind of office, sitting behind a desk, trying to fill out some spreadsheet on his computer. It's important to note that he has a very confusing setup – first of all, his desk is L-shaped, hugging the corner of the office's wall; secondly, he has two monitors, but one is behind and to the left of the other, facing off to the side. So, while demon guy is trying to work, he is being harassed by some fat nerd in purple-lensed glasses who's trying to challenge him to a race. The nerd insists on playing Carpenter Brut music on his phone during the race, and shows the phone's screen to the demon, but he can't decide which song he wants to play, switching from Escape to Midwich Valley to some mix to The Good Old Call. Demon guy is annoyed and trying to wave him off, when some office lady with a ponytail facing upward starts 'accidentally' fucking with his setup, by doing stuff on the second monitor facing off to the side, which for some reason also makes stuff happen on the monitor the guy is using. First, the lady 'accidentally' erases some text from the spreadsheet he's working on, and gives the excuse that she didn't know the two monitors were connected to the same computer. Then, while demon guy is distracted with something else, she sneakily shuts his computer off.
Now, since I was watching this on Youtube, there were a bunch of other clips from the show on the sidebar, and apparently it went up to 10 or 11 seasons. One video in particular caught my attention, though I didn't actually watch it. The thumbnail had the demon guy walking up the stairs in some building, while there was some other guy standing behind him. Demon guy was apparently explaining that he has "a need for speed". Also, I'm pretty sure there were two episode names given in the video's title: "3threeIII" and "Piss, Blood and Concrete". The latter was really weird since this was apparently meant to be a kids' TV show, or at least something meant for teenagers, along the lines of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or what have you.
Then there was also a 41-minute video that was basically someone's video essay about the show, titled "Kids, something, Tires, Cartel, something, – something about Caine Viddel". The name, I'm assuming, was that of the demon guy, who was the show's main antagonist, just as he was in the movie.
 
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I was in the army on a hill watching over an intersection with a M240B. I then spent the rest of the dream desperately asking everyone for a magnified scope so I could better watch the intersection
 
I recently had the weirdest fucking dream ever, basically, a YouTuber I watch by the name of “Dire Trip” was doing a documentary about the farms and interviewed me for some reason, I remember watching part of the doc and while it tried to be as “centrist” as possible (by accusing the farms of being transphobic and stuff), it ended up being fairly pro-kiwi due to telling the truth about many of KF’s controversies (like the suicides thing), in the part about Keffals they even pretty much called Lucas a grifter and said they most likely spent the $3000 on drugs. Anyways, I remember as part of Dire Trip’s quest to keep the doc “objective” they had also interviewed Liz-Fong Jones about it, during which he gave the usual spiel about the site, anyways Liz ended up walking in on us talking (it looked like we were in one of those airport food courts or something) and realizing that the doc was becoming pro-kiwi ended up getting pissy at me and Dire Trip, after which he walked off in a huff.

We then ended up going to Null’s office in Serbia to conduct an interview with him, I remember since I didn’t want to interrupt the interview I was walking around Null’s office looking at things, when I glanced out a window that looked into an apartment like hallway and saw Liz-Fong Jones walk up to the door. I remember thinking “oh brother” and I think someone let Liz in or something? It gets a bit hazy about that part, I remember all 3 of us telling Liz that his behavior was unacceptable and Dire Trip made the point that Liz was doing more damage to the Trans community with their crazy behavior than what Null was doing with the Farms. It then looked like Liz was leaving and I was following behind him to make sure he went out the door, when all of a sudden he stopped right out the door, I remember he had an super exaggerated hunch, like I remember thinking that no one could be doing that unintentionally, and he ended up turning around and, while not directly looking at me, I saw that he had this super crazed Charles Manson look on his face (especially creepy coming out of an Asian) and he pushed past me and made a beeline for Null, who was resuming his interview with Dire Trip. I remember running after him worried he had a knife or something, but he made it to Null and Dire Trip and started trying to grab at Null, Dire Trip was pushing him back and Null was also pushing him back but was being was more aggressive about it, even getting a few punches in, I then looked behind the door to the room this fight was taking place in and seeing this mini-baseball bat, which is a real object I own irl, pic related, a similar looking bat:
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I then remember Liz ended up being pushed to the ground and I took the opportunity and smashed them in the face with the bat, for some reason the impact sounded like if you were to hit a football or a dog toy with a bat. After that he sat up unemotionally and then just walked out, I remember thinking “wow I broke his brain or something”, the dream ended after that.

I woke up and I’m guessing the reason I had such a crazy dream is that in my sleep I had wrapped myself up super tight in my covers and had overheated (something that sometimes happens, especially if my feet get covered, yeah I’m part of the “sleeping with your bare feet exposed gang”).
 
Well, you bastards better be happy... I actually had a dream involving Kiwi Farms.

Specifically last night I dreamed that I was reading a topic about an immortal lolcow... and him being immortal had somehow made him more pathetic. I got the feeling it was a gaming-related one like Moviebob or DSP. Some sort of weird acronym invented just for his case kept coming up as well.
 
I had a dream recently where I met all the former presidents except Obama and I don't know what he wasn't there.
We were all hanging out in a store and Biden forgot where he kept his wallet and Bush made fun of him for being senile but Trump said Bush was being insensitive.

Last night I had a dream that to celebrate the Barbie movie, kiwi farms changed to a hot pink theme for a few days
@Null plz
 
Two nights ago, I dreamt that John Kerry announced he was running for POTUS in 2024 (20 years after his last run). Me, my friends, and family were scratching our heads at the news. Then I woke up.
 
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I don't dream very often, or at least I don't remember them, but I had a dream when I was very young that's stuck with me since—my uncle fell asleep at the wheel to his pickup truck, I tried to keep it on the road but promptly crashed. I've been spooked by driving ever since.
 
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I had a dream where I was in a race with two duos (two White guys and two ghetto-looking Black guys) and the race started off with us having to dig something out of a urinal with our bare feet. Then the scene changed and I was like a Last of Us bloater without a head (just this flower sprouting out) talking to someone on a space station.

Also, I had a dream where a woman I asked out a while back told me that she and her colleagues get together and mock my mannerisms.
 
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A little while ago I dreamt I was a vampire, which is pretty normal for me, but I was married this time. To another woman, another vampire woman at that. But my wife was a cunt and was cheating on me with a mortal man because she was bored apparently. We were really fucking old and married for a long time with three adopted daughters so clearly this means I'm boring already and she needed to spice up her life with some random guy. I tried to not let it bother me but it was killing me inside. So one day I just decided "Fuck this shit I'm done with it." and told her how I felt absolutely nothing for her anymore, how I wanted to fucking murder the guy she was cheating on me with, and how I loved our daughters and to tell them I was sorry for what I was about to do. She started to chase after me while I was walking out of our house but stopped because I had opened the door and sunlight was pouring into the house. I then stepped outside and into the sun so I could see it one last time before my final death. I woke up shortly after that and wondered what the fuck that was all about.
 
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