Weird Dreams Thread

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Last night I dreamed that I came up with a brilliant new sport:

11-a-side boxing.

Someone call Sam Hyde, this needs to happen.
What exactly is that? Or is it one of those dream things that makes perfect sense in the dream, but makes no sense in reality?

That kinda reminds me: when I was a spergy pre-pre-teen kid, Squirtle was my favorite Pokeyman. I ended up falling asleep while playing with toys in my room and dreamed that there was a Squirtle tv show that I was in, and it had a really good and catchy theme song (not any of the Pokémon themes or similar sounding to them). When I woke up, I could still remember the theme song and I went downstairs and sung part of it to my Dad, I thought it was the coolest thing ever, but in hindsight, it’s obvious that my Dad thought it was stupid (so it probably was). Shortly after that, I realized I couldn’t remember the song, and I still can’t to this day.
 
I was in Doom 64, with its aesthetic but in some weird setting that was never in the game. It began in an empty, dimly lit spaceship, where I used a teleporter that took me to this level called "Crispy". It was a hellish place that was predominantly orange in color, and two Mancubus creatures in the distance immediately noticed me.

Later on, I was back in the ship with a map that showed it was a hub leading to several different levels, all with unfamiliar names. I can only remember that one of them was named "Nure". I wished it lasted longer, because I had only explored a fraction of those enigmatic places.
 
Sir Isaac Newton was not a physicist and mathematician, but was instead a great painter. In this dream I was in an exhibition of his works: still lifes with wind-up toys; landscapes with same toys but magnified; scenes of autumn-leaf bonfires, the flying specks describing brick-red spirals. It was all exquisite. It was a public holiday so the exhibition was a bit crowded but I resolved to come back the next day.
 
My most recent weird dream seemed to be a dream within a dream.

It started with me having a bed in the basement where my dryer is. I went to sleep in the basement bed and I was woken up (in-dream) by a phone call in the middle of the night. One of my professional clients insisted I needed to send something to some company on their behalf ASAP. Surprisingly, my in-dream self realized that what I was being asked was unnecessary and a check of my watch unexpectedly showed me a clear time of 4-something in the morning. Irritated to be woken up without a good reason, I asked the client what they had to call me at 4 in the morning. I got no answer and I told them that if I had to do what they asked, I'd deal with their request later that afternoon.

At that point, there's a scene shift. I'm now sitting with my mom and telling her how the phone call thing was a dream I had overnight. At that point, I woke up.
 
asleep in a Library (i've never been inside of a library). Strange noise wakes me up. don't know how or why but think the noise sounds exactly like there is a sex-maniac predator type guy using the internet on the public library computers to look up porn and take screenshots of the monitor with his nokia 3650 brickphone. it was that and he looks like the old guy with the shovel from the movie home alone. porn man is on the website whoreplace.com and he is taking photos of some of the women featured in the ads on the side of the pages because the library computers have software that blocks images from loading on unapproved websites.
 
Dream me got a gun. Took gun apart for some reason. Didn't know how to put it together, so used that "teaching machine" from that Spock's Brain episode of Star Trek. "A child could do it!" Realized I had broken part of it. Realized I don't have that gun IRL, just like that other working little rocket I also don't have IRL. Then woke up.
 
I had a dream a while back where I burst into a room full of doctors [power level: I'm not in the medical field IRL] and exclaimed, "Tell Richard Gere we aren't removing any more gerbils!"

I woke up laughing and told a friend about it and it has become a regular joke between us now. I even added it to my Kiwi profile lol
 
Once I had a dream about this site. It was while Chris was in jail. Jersh combined the entire CWC board into one massive thread, saying that since Chris was in jail we didn't need the board any more. Then he said it was just an April Fools joke, but 1) it wasn't April and 2) he also didn't put it back afterwards.
 
I had a distressing dream a couple nights ago that I was in love with someone who was being forced into an arranged marriage with an overweight orthodox jew. The whole thing was ridiculous but emotionally very bothersome into the day.

Even my dreams are giving me reasons to be antisemitic.
 
I often dream of vast buildings, with lots of rooms being located surrounded of other rooms therefore being completely windowless.
Usually they have very many places for public use like reading rooms, tv rooms, Meeting rooms.

In one dream one had a rooftop that was it's own city with stores and commieblocks
 
I often dream of vast buildings, with lots of rooms being located surrounded of other rooms therefore being completely windowless.
Usually they have very many places for public use like reading rooms, tv rooms, Meeting rooms.

In one dream one had a rooftop that was it's own city with stores and commieblocks
I have vast building dreams too. One of them I used to have a lot involved a gigantic theater but everything from plays to concerts or just bizarre incomprehensible events went on. Once I walked into one and it was a stage play of some sort but I was on stage, and watched myself literally die. Once I was being chased by a couple of bizarre vampires. Instead of biting you, they'd extract blood with a hypodermic and inject themselves with it. Somehow I could recognize them even though they looked normal, and knew they were called "blood injectors."

Another that occurred a lot involved a huge house that was supposedly mine, but contained new looking parts, parts like an old gothic mansion, and ramshackle, abandoned parts. Also the rooms would constantly move around like they were procedurally generated. Not much of note actually happens in these except I sometimes suddenly find a room that's somewhere I've never seen or only distantly remember from childhood, which is never anything from my actual childhood. There's never anyone else present in these dreams but they have a vaguely creepy sense to them anyway.
 
Not much of note actually happens in these except I sometimes suddenly find a room that's somewhere I've never seen or only distantly remember from childhood, which is never anything from my actual childhood. There's never anyone else present in these dreams but they have a vaguely creepy sense to them anyway.

I get variations on these too. Mine normally have settings like large shopping malls and train station/airport terminals that sort of run into parking garages and big hotels or museums. A lot of them are connected at the lower levels or in museum stairwells that are recognizable to me as dream versions of the back hallways of the mall I worked in during college or the off-limits sections of my high school (the bomb shelter, specifically) that the cool janitors would let my friends see if we were there late for an after school club.

They're pretty cool most of the time. Sometimes they're stressful in a "trying to get to a destination but keep getting stuck in an empty ticket queue for an amusement park that shouldn't be here" way.

Your comment reminded me of a small handful of times I've had eerie dreams that feature the vestibule of my grandparents' house linking off to other places. Nothing frightening ever happened to me there as a child, but each time something has reminded me of that area of the house in a dream it's uncomfortable and tends to stick with me after waking up.

The scariest and most memorable dreams I usually have (or at least a trait of then that repeats) are realizing I'm up somewhere impossibly high. I'd say I have a healthy respect for heights in real life and not a fear of them, but dream heights are a different beast entirely.
 
I often dream of vast buildings, with lots of rooms being located surrounded of other rooms therefore being completely windowless.
Another that occurred a lot involved a huge house that was supposedly mine, but contained new looking parts, parts like an old gothic mansion, and ramshackle, abandoned parts. Also the rooms would constantly move around like they were procedurally generated.
A number of my weird dreams were similar in that I'm in a vast building such as mall or warehouse and every door I open reveals another vast space with endless doors/rooms similar to a recursive or fractal image that repeats within itself. It also doesn't help that most of these dreams feature me being chased by a mob and each door opened adds to the angry mob pursuing me. On the rare occasion I'm able to backtrack, the previous corridor is definitely different as if someone rearranged everything in the short time I was elsewhere.

Similarly, I've had a handful of dreams where I've had to navigate a perilously narrow catwalk or stairway with no railings. After doing so, I discover the door at the other end opens up to a brick wall, requiring me to risk my life again as I backtrack and look for another potential exit/escape.

Your comment reminded me of a small handful of times I've had eerie dreams that feature the vestibule of my grandparents' house linking off to other places.
I used to have dreams about my grandparents' house where my bedroom closet contained a secret passage. Each time I had the dream, the passage led to a different type of room such as a stage with a play being performed, or a private activity room full of the stuff I enjoyed when I was younger.

lot of them are connected at the lower levels or in museum stairwells that are recognizable to me as dream versions of the back hallways of the mall I worked in during college or the off-limits sections of my high school (the bomb shelter, specifically) that the cool janitors would let my friends see if we were there late for an after school club.
My high school also had a door just before the entrance to the boys locker room that stayed locked (and presumably off limits). Just a few times over my high school career was that door open, but it was usually cordoned off with caution tape or otherwise blocked off to deter entry. I suspected it was an old hallway that once connected to the old gym that was converted into classrooms and the library when the new gym wing was built, and I also speculated this particular hallway might flood each spring from lack of use/maintenance.

I always wondered what was really behind that door, and it would be fun to have a dream about it no matter how outrageous it turned out to be.
 
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All the weird dreams that I have seem to be the result of fever dreams and/or lucid dreams. Most weird dreams that I had that I could recall were close to lucid and came with some vague story or sequence of events. In these dreams, I either walk around or appear to transition smoothly and slowly between places, and although I almost feel like a ghost in this way, I usually feel as if I was a character in them, as I seem to be able to interact with the environment and with people. The main feature of these dreams is usually the different settings, which, in most cases, consistently seem to be a midpoint between realism and surrealism in most aspects including visual. Places often have a notable and peculiar theme based on certain colors and structures where I can make sense of a distinct climate and the environment (buildings and types, terrain, architecture, etc.).
Regarding what usually happens in a dream, it can vary, but usually each dream involves uneventful tours of places, sometimes involving people to various degrees. Often though, it seems like mildly supernatural or otherwise odd events or constructs can appear at points while traversing or observing these places.

Talking about today though, I had a dream that I can detail which felt fairly weird. For the setting, I was in a cold/wintry and cloudy setting during the daytime, situated in an environment of what seemed to be a city while being in a situation, resembling a conflict or war, along with other people. Relative to my traversal or area of this city that I appeared to be in, there were only high rise buildings in this city that were fairly spread out and they were either intact and grey or destroyed and made dilapidated by whatever means. At any and every place witnessed in the dream, there was hardly any lighting aside from natural light, which illuminated interiors with either a mild white or an ambient light blue. The landscape/terrain of the area was largely flat and covered in asphalt, snow, or dark-gray dirt/mud/gravel.
Around the beginning of the dream, I appeared to start out being in the interior on the ground floor of one (high rise?) building where I could see it was ruined and had ice or snow covering the ground along with debris and beams strewn about. There were three notable events that occurred in this dream:
I appeared to witness a group of people, who looked like soldiers in coats, that seemed to be remotely destroying a part of a far building through some method, possibly either a demolition or RPG explosion of some sort, whereby a column/tall section (which looked like a stairwell) appeared to separate from the building before crashing and tipping over.
Secondly, I may have detached my perspective from my character and was thus able to know about a lone woman in the vicinity in a similar building, on a similar but cleaner floor, from where I started. Seeing her attire, which was a fairly clean and fashionable coat, she was possibly supposed to be an assistant or helper to someone. While I saw her, she seemed to be approached by a man in a suit and hat before being led into, from what I interpreted, was being deceived by the man in the suit into finding me (my character) for them for some purpose which I think was assassination.
Lastly, I encountered a huge, widely-built, silver-white dog that looked almost like a pitbull (specifically an American Bully); I think it attacked me, before running off and eventually being killed. Subsequently, I ended up actually crying in the dream in response to the dog's death. This is interesting as this was about the last event that occurred just before I woke up and that experience seemed to have either prompted me to physically cry after waking or otherwise made me physically cry synchronously with the dream. I usually don't see, experience, or interpret deaths much at all in my weird dreams, but I think the response was due to somehow switching to being sort of "reflective", for lack of a better word to best describe my state of emotion/attention, of the dog's life.

The last part was interesting and especially weird as I usually don't cry in, or as a result of, these dreams. I can't remember any specific dream in recent history where I became emotional to that extent, but I think that it, or something similar, happened before. I'm curious if anyone also had that happen to them.

Among the other dreams that I have remembered, there are a lot that are more colorful or eventful than this one, so I think I'll share some more later on.
 
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I’ve had a lot of weird dreams over the years, but I think this one takes the cake.

I was dreaming that me and my brother were doing yard work outside of my childhood home, all of a sudden a half-naked John Goodman comes out of nowhere and I can immediately tell that he’s going to be trouble, since he seems to be acting drunk, crazy, and aggressive. Both me and my brother feel threatened so we try to head back inside and get help but I get cornered by John before we can get in, he’s yelling at me and I feel like I am probably going to die. My perspective in the dream changes to my brother, who goes up to a window and yells for our father, he responds and when informed of the situation is obviously panicked. He says to wait out the window and I as my brother assume he is fetching his shotgun but instead he drops a red brick out the window. I figure beggars can’t be choosers and grab the brick and head over to John Newman, who is still cornering myself. I quickly bash him on the head with the brick, the first hit stunning him and the second hit bringing him to the ground, by the third hit he’s unconscious and the forth hit presumably kills him since bits of brain and skull fly out. I then switch perspective back to myself and grab the brick from my brother and say that I want to beat his head even more (specifically turn his body around so I can knock his teeth out) but my brother calms me down, pointing out it’d be a pointless endeavor.

We then head inside and start watching the TV, we see a news report showing cctv footage of John Goodman walking around the street when something hits him on the head. After that he starts to walk down the street acting crazy and aggressive like he was with us. The TV than reports that this was the start of his rampage. He finds a kid raking the sidewalk and grabs the rake from him and kills the kid with it (pretty impressive since it was a plastic rake), the news then cuts away and says they he next entered a random home and killed the family that lives there, then went to our home where it says he was killed by us.

For some reason after this I’m in a commercial for an upcoming Dr Strange movie (I suppose my brain made the link between ‘TV’ and ‘commercial’), I’m in the body of Dr Strange who is a different, young and black, character having taken up the mantle of Dr Strange a la Miles Morales. I am utterly pissed since I fucking hate Marvel movies and start to use my Dr Strange powers to wreck the production, I fly around, throwing cameramen around with telekinesis and summon a pile of dice to bury one that is still filming. All of a sudden I see the half naked John Goodman walking up to me and am very confused, saying “didn’t I kill you already?” He pulls out what seems to be like a cross between a playing card and an ancient scroll and I recognize it as some artifact that binds to a user and makes them immortal. I slice off his arm with a slice of green light and it regenerates before my eyes. I think “oh shit” and use a fire spell to incinerate every molecule of his body, but then the card thing glows with an orange light and spawns John Goodman, fully intact, in front of me. I pause for a moment, thinking of any ideas. I come up with one that I think is comically obvious and lift John up into the air and teleport him into the middle of the Boötes Void and laugh at him, saying that his retarded fat ass shouldn’t have picked a fight with a magician when he doesn’t even have super strength or anything. I leave him frozen in the abyss and then I wake up.

Closeted feelings of rage towards @AnOminous? Or just the fact that I am sick with a cold and dreamed some crazy shit?
 
I was in Manhattan, and I was walking down one of them big streets they got and then I was in like a building arch right? and who do I see but Donald Trump's father Fred with an oddly congenial smile that I am not sure he was ever pictured with. I then woke up lol
 
extremely disturbing dream tonight. just woke up so I am gonna try and quickly jot it down. going to be a long one sorry for any confusion because I am still kinda half asleep and groggy

It was another super vivid nightmare. I was a detective from a city going down to this really rural area to arrest a man suspected of abusing kids. when I got to his home I kept knocking on the door but nobody seemed to be there. I called local police and they refused to send someone out until eventually I told them I was a detective and suspected there was victims in the home. Police came and unlocked the door for me with a key and I thought it was odd but he seemed professional so I trusted him.

I entered the home. The family who owned the large house had these kids running around all over the place. It was well after midnight at this point. I started to briefly interview them and they claimed to be the kids belonging to the family who lived there. it became clearly apparent that they were all being harmed by this family. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain on my head (I have been hit on the back of the head before in real life and this was that, my brain like automatically remembered and connected the two, it was so far beyond creepy how realistic this dream was). shortly afterward I passed out.

I woke up face down on a couch in the home and the whole family was back. they were having a party. My hands were handcuffed behind my back. They noticed I was awake and one of the larger guys who I recognized as the cop from earlier now in regular clothes came over and sat down on the couch, on my back. I couldn't breathe or move for some time which was terrifying. They were all laughing about how he had successfully ambushed me and everything but eventually the guy just got up and they unlocked my hands and went about having their party in the same room. That was when I realized they were also cannibals. There was a man's limbless torso on the counter propped up and he kept lurching forward at people who walked past. He was covered in blood and very close to death. I just sat there for a second and it was about this time I had an inkling that this was a dream, so I pulled out my phone to see if I could search things. I found that I could, which is very weird because I usually can't do that in dreams, I don't have that level of problem solving cognition going on to generate the search results, and pulling out my phone and searching on it almost always wakes me up because I start using more and more of my brain; same thing happens when I try and do multiplication in my lucid dreams. I wasn't waking up though and started to panic at this point.

Eventually I decided to just make a break for it and ran down the hallway. While I was running I looked to my right and saw a dark room containing another dream I had a long time ago that I can't remember the details of at all, but I do remember it as being the scariest thing I had ever dreamed about that had left me creeped out for hours afterward with just split second memories of the whole ordeal. The only thing I remember about what I saw this time was dark colors of teal like an indoor pool being lit from inside the water, but if the rest of the enclosure is pitch black. the water would scatter the light across the dark ceiling and walls. I felt the awful fear from that old dream creep up and then disappear as I passed the doors. That was when I knew this had to be another dream that I was currently experiencing.

To wrap this up quick I hopped in one of the family's piece of shit cars outside and made a break for it. I eventually made it to the nearest small town and wrecked into a post somehow but the car was still operable. Some other police officer pulled up next to me and I flashed him my badge. As he started asking questions another officer arrived...and then eventually the family pulled up in a few of their cars. I was too tired to fight at this point and didn't have my gun. the cop asked me who those people were. I knew they had one of them in their family and were going to try and manipulate the local cops into sending me back with them and I needed to leave then. I just told him they were "bad" and to be careful. He looked at me like he understood something weird was going on and said he would, and told me to drive away. The last thing I remember about the dream was pulling away from the scene while one of the women was screaming at the cops to stop me. I was on my way back home to get a backup team put together when I woke up.

my dreams are very, very rarely lucid but I hope I get to go back to that house and rescue the victims in my next one and then blow that fucking place sky high.
 
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