Weird Dreams Thread

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Recently been having recurring dreams where im walking to school/college and I have night classes. So basically walking to school at 3 am through empty neighborhoods/streets. They're always very quiet dreams and weirdly tranquil yet eerie. The creepiest thing that happened was having to walk on a path that went through a field of tall grass. There was a memorial dedicated to children that died there through circumstances I never figured out. I just kept walking down this dark path and occasionally walking over children's clothing and old toys. Usually when I get to the school or college I wake up.
 
I had a bizarro dream last night. It was one of those dreams that's like 5 dreams merged into one big one but I can only remember 2 parts of it distinctly:

1. Me and some other random people were driving out somewhere in a 4x4 to go look at some nature (probably birds). For some reason the car kept getting bigger and smaller around us as we were going along, we all stayed the same size. One of my old college teachers was driving and she was pointing out stuff in the landscape but she kept saying things I knew were wrong. This annoyed me so I started correcting her and she got really angry and actually stopped the car and made me get out. This was at a point when the car was really big so I had to jump down like a 5-6 foot drop to get out, then my teacher drove off and just left me in the middle of nowhere.

[Interlude where I have no idea what happened]

2. I met Norm Macdonald and he gave me this small pikachu toy that was pulling a silly face, and he said 'This is the confidence pikachu. Keep it for when you need some confidence' and I was really happy about this. I talked to him about some other stuff but sadly I don't remember what it was. I think I remember confidence pikachu because I woke up directly after.
 
Bumping with another retarded dream

I dreamt that me and a friend were helping out someone we both know who owns some land, we were digging out some new beds for him to grow vegetables etc. I was getting stuck in but my friend who was 'helping' kept stopping work to read random passages out of this book he had (I have no idea what he was even saying, I was digging and not paying attention) then after a bit he started reciting some random shit and said he was practising for a speech he apparently had to give the next week. He then started going on about all the times he'd been 'mentioned in the press' like he was someone famous, I said mate no one is mentioning you in the press you're not famous will you shut up. He kept picking up this book and reading stupid bullshit out of it so eventually I snapped and when he next put the book down I just grabbed it and ran off with it. He was chasing after me but he couldn't catch me, I remember running through some woods with him after me going OI GIVE THAT BACK. I laughed so hard in my dream while I was running off that I actually woke up laughing.
 
A few recent weird dreams:

#1: I worked in a downtown area and I couldn't remember which parking lot or deck I used that day. In what seemed to be a lucid moment, I actually said out loud, "It doesn't matter, I'll have my car again in the morning."

#2: I was staying in a hotel where doors to the rooms were opened upon successful entry of a 3-digit PIN. Every time I went to enter the code for my room, it either didn't work, or I'd be distracted by something and have to try yet again. Oddly, there was an elevator in this dream, but the Out of Order sign inside the cab meant I couldn't use it in this particular dream.

#3: Although I'm not sure what my role was, I was attending a softball game where one of the teams had a former classmate on the roster. Although I couldn't read the final score I had written down, her team gave up 27 runs in one inning alone and her efforts as a relief pitcher that inning were unsuccessful. I gave her a grin of schadenfreude when telling her about the 27 runs given up that inning and added a snarky, "They smacked you around pretty bad."
 
Recently been having recurring dreams where im walking to school/college and I have night classes. So basically walking to school at 3 am through empty neighborhoods/streets. They're always very quiet dreams and weirdly tranquil yet eerie. The creepiest thing that happened was having to walk on a path that went through a field of tall grass. There was a memorial dedicated to children that died there through circumstances I never figured out. I just kept walking down this dark path and occasionally walking over children's clothing and old toys. Usually when I get to the school or college I wake up.
Based solitary travel dream enjoyer. Have you been on the flooded bridge yet?
 
Personally been having dreams where the fantasies and wet dreams are based upon wholesome relationships with crushes that had unrequited like ness towards me to just plain hedonistic fantasies that just straight up make no sense.

I keep thinking that this is what love life has devolved into, but even then it’s just insane.
 
Weirdest dream I ever had:

I went on a field trip as a kid, on board were kids from my elementary school mixed with unfamiliar faces. We traveled to a familiar looking town, a mix of Italian and Croatian orange and white buildings eroding due to the passage of time. I got separated from the larger group and I stuck with a clique of familiar faces. We talked and walked around town, but eventually one of them told the group we are lost. Against my will, the group separated to find the bus, and I wasn't quick enough to find a partner. Now I am walking trough the city and night is coming. Tears build up and fear overcomes me because the city was devoid of people. I cried and shouted for someone, anyone, to help me. Shortly though, I found my mother and step father standing on ceramic tiles near a port overlooking the lake. I hugged them and begged to go home. Home was in that city, despite not being the actual city I lived in, and a door on the second floor revealed the familiar look of my apartment. I went into my sisters room and realized it's empty. Laying down in the comfort of my bed, I fell asleep.

I woke up tied up by leather restraints in a hospital. A faceless doctor wearing a medical mask told me he is going to inflict unimaginable pain upon me. I panicked and wriggled out of my bindings, shoving the doctor aside and running dressed in a patient robe, with my behind exposed. I was in a hospital, and despite nurses trying to calm me down, I continued to panic and run towards the exit. I prayed bystanders to help me, that I am in danger and clearly need help. Nobody helped me, one person even called the police. My plight was met by expressions of disgust and concern, fear even. Behind me the faceless doctor was yelling "stop him! Grab him!"
Continuing to run, police sirens blared around me. I was tempted to stop an officer, but to my horror I realized they are most likely going to return me to the hospital, so I ran into a huge brutalist apartment complex. Most doors were locked, except for one on the higher floors. Sitting on the floor towards the door I tried my best to compose myself.

To the right of me, a door opened revealing a disheveled looking man with a mean look in his eyes, he told me if I want to stay I need to do some work, and that he has clients coming. I understood the implications of this and tried to run, but he stopped me by stepping between me and the exit brandishing a gun, pointing it right at me. He told me this is not a choice, and I need to comply. Two elderly women way beyond their prime came in, the clientele. They gave the money to the man and undressed. Seeing no other option I did the deed with one, then the other. The first woman did not say a word during the whole ordeal, but the other one had a comment... the comment being "That was the worst sex I've ever had in my life."

Utterly broken, tired and humiliated, I lay down on a dirty bed in one of the rooms while the man who pimped me out was sitting in the kitchen area. I fall asleep trying to escape my current circumstance. I laid there for a while until an alarm sounded, and I woke up. For real this time. It was 6AM and time for work.
 
My dreams have mostly been weird, but too boring to recount. Like a recurring theme is someone is either attacking me with a weapon or even just being really annoying, and I'm trying to attack them, but neither of us can actually do any damage to each other, so basically a retard fight.

It isn't a weird dream as such, but weird I'd have it, that I was with family (but not rl family) and we were singing a happy song about a dog that I can't remember, but I woke up feeling happy from it.
 
Millennium House. A fever dream by Shiawase.

The dream begins in a neighborhood I had lived in when I was very young. For unknown reason, I was digging several rows of graves by the side of the road. I was tired in my bones, and I picked one of the graves and lay down in it. I covered myself with a blanket of grass. After lying there for a long time, I became restless and climbed out.

Now I find myself at an unfamiliar house in the countryside. I met the owner and he showed me around this house. He had a large collection of vintage video game systems that he took great care of. His habits bore some resemblance to a past boyfriend, but his appearance and his home were different. He proudly showed me the ROM loader cartridge he had assembled for his Game Boy.

His neighbor arrived home riding on a lawnmower, he went to talk to his neighbor and I was left to roam his house by myself. There was no ceiling above and the walls of each room were made up of neatly aligned trees growing close together, the floor was grass. Some rooms were empty except for colorful garden decorations at the edges, but one room had a replica of an old video rental store.

I left here after a long self-guided tour, but because I had taken his custom ROM loader by mistake, he drove after me to another neighborhood I was familiar with. He caught up with me as I walked through the kitchen of one house. I gave him back the cartridge and apologized for the trouble I had caused him.

Suddenly he was no longer there, but the neighborhood street was located on an upper floor of a multi-level shopping mall. I took the escalator down to another floor, hoping to meet with my family. While I waited for them to arrive, I bought new clothes and skin care products.

It feels like hours, and then I returned to the first neighborhood where the cemetery was made, and most of the graves were now in use. I walked through the neighborhood, and I was like a ghost as I wandered through several houses for the curiosity. I saw some people coming home or leaving the house, but nobody noticed me or yelled to me for trespassing.

At one house with a fully enclosed yard, a dog was barking and trying to chase me. I could sense that there was a young man at home in this house taking a midday nap. I wanted to meet him, but he was undisturbed by the loud barking of the alert dog and he remains asleep. Sou, I kept wandering.

Soon I discovered part of a brass model train set in the dirt, needing repairs. I picked it up and thought "this is perfect restoration project for my dad. I will take this to home."

Eventually I returned to my childhood home in this neighborhood, and I spent the rest of the long afternoon there. By now the dream had lasted so long that I started to accept it as new reality. I felt that maybe I had actually had my life progress reset to the past, and was under the authority of my parents once more.

I searched my closet to see if I recognized any of my belongings from that time, but none of the items I found were accurate to real memories. On the bright sides, I found a large loft space up there. At the same time, my father was building an elaborate and dangerous network of model trains across the floor and over the furniture, in the other rooms.

As it got dark outside, I spent the final part of this experience looking through mom's photo album. It was filled with completely made up pictures of past family vacations. Then it was bedtime. Now I awaken.
 
I just had a dream where there was what I can only describe as a lolcow talent show. Unfortunately I remember only one segment. Two Dylan Mulvaneys were on stage doing a vaudeville routine (think the Looney Tunes singing frog, they were even doing the same dance). They are dressed in some tuxedo-skirt combination and brown top hats. One of the Dylans, henceforth referred to as Dylan 1, starts the performance with a long ass speech about how great it is to be here yadayadayada (lots of thinly veiled narcissism in the speech). They then start to dance as music plays (some high-energy classical music that I forget the tune to). As they dance, Dylan 1 accidentally falls off the edge of the semi-circular stage, crashing through a table in the process. The audience is silent at that point, although one table of men is holding back laughter. Dylan 2 is left alone on the stage, flustered as to what to do. Suddenly Dylan 2 gains confidence, and continues dancing, purposefully jumping off the stage and crashing alongside Dylan 1. The audience breaks into all out laughter and assumes at that point that the whole thing was intentional, and gives them a standing ovation. Dylan 2 rises from the rubble and gives the audience a bow, before Dylan 1 gets out of the rubble too and starts yelling and sperging out at Dylan 2, who seems shocked. I guess that Dylan 1 wanted Dylan 2 to either continue with the routine, or to halt the show to grab Dylan 1, then start the routine as normal (probably the latter). Eventually the argument turns physical, with Dylan 1 beating the shit out of Dylan 2. At that point some of the audience members get up to break up the fight. I am left feeling bad for Dylan 2, who did their best to salvage the show from Dylan 1’s fuckup and got assaulted for it as a result. I then wake up.
 
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I had a somewhat strange dream yesterday.
I can't remember the details anymore, but I was in team of people and we were either bungee jumping, skydiving or ziplining. And there was an annoying cocky dude who pissed everyone off, so my only option was to kill him. We were partnered up and I set up the system in such a way that a belt would wrap around his neck and strangle him. It worked just as expected, but as I watched him struggle to get it off, I was overcome with remorse, so I cut the belt and freed him. Then, when we landed(?), I rushed to get away, cause he would've definitely realized that the belt was my handiwork and that I tried to kill him. So I hid in my home and I heard that the cops were looking for the person that attempted to murder him, but not by rigging the system, but by poisoning the cookies he ate, and even though I couldn't remember doing that, I figured that was me as well, in case the belt didn't work.
And even when I woke up it took me some time to realize that it was just a dream.
 
What an unsettling way to start the new year.

This morning I had a terrifying dream.

#1 - It featured Kevin Gibes.

#2 - he was my boyfriend (most of the dream was me observing him unable to organize himself to get some things done that required him to shower, pick up flowers for his grandmother or something, and get to a place by late afternoon).

#3 - (I blame Chantal & Salah for this, though I just realized I saw something here from Kevin about this recently, so him, too) he walked in on me in the bathroom and nonchalantly hinted around about watersports.

At that point I woke up, because clearly that was too much for my psyche to handle. Then I gargled with bleach, punched a mirror, and swapped morning coffee in favor of a few stiff breakfast drinks while contemplating my life and what is probably a warning threat sign from the universe.
 
Good morning Kiwi Farm. I'm glad to be returning to my weird dreaming. Last year I hardly remember my dreams.

Last night I was alone deep in a railroad amusement park, flipping rail switches and guiding a passing train, but it was a hard job, and many times I forgot a switch and sent the train to the wrong place, and it had to travel back again.

Worse news, when I left the small forest railroad station and stopped to flip the switch in the woods, these fast little monsters would appear and try to attack me if I stood still from the train for too long. I tried to be brave, but the workload was too much and I left the park to seek cooperative help.

I returned to the scene with two of my old school friends and thanks to our teamwork we were able to save the day. At this point there were more groups of people running their own trains along the tracks, and also hiking on the nearby trails. After a while we made it through to deeply hidden area of the park, which was Mario Kart themed.

Now there was a new ordeal involved with one of the park's vending machines. I wanted to buy some expensive cosmetics but I was very conflicted about spending some "lucky money" that I had in my bag, and I had to leave the park and come back several times before I decided to spend the money and get on with the life. What happens next is a foggy memory, but I think we may have been ejected from this area of the park for rough riding on the go-karts.


It didn't matter, I had a flight to catch. So the three of us went to a regional airport and boarded a jet airliner. I was nervous when the plane took off, and just as it left the runway and was up in the air, it came down again. We landed down safely, but the plane ran off the end of the runway into a dirt emergency strip. This cancelled our flight.

We made a "Plan B" and loaded our luggage into a waiting wagon driven by a rugged stagecoach driver man. Against driver's wishes I had the porter load up a few big vintage pachinko machines onto the wagon. He estimated that our journey was going to take 10 hours over unpaved roads.

Three horses pulled the carriage up and down hills, sometimes dangerously steep. Eventually we reached a very wealthy mansion, and the carriage drove up the front steps and into the house. We moved through the house, and many dogs and cats got into our way. I feared they would be crushed under the horses or the wheels, but they would always move out of the way if necessary.

After a few wrong turns, the driver led us through the large house and out into a clearing next to the horse stable. In the distance we could see a great mountain, and against the background I could see that it was starting to snow nearby.

When we are waiting, I looked around and spotted a small air traffic control tower nearby, and a private helicopter parked in a car shelter near it. I thought that maybe this might speed up our journey, but instead, the land owner took us to meet his two Filipino workers who were working on a wooden fence. He also showed us a tacky customized purple BMW car belonging to the Filipino men, but it was badly rotting from exposure and he expressed his annoyance that they were never doing anything to fix it.


After the property tour we were taken to another mansion and here I played a new kind of pinball game that looked like an oddly shaped billiard table. We were all invited to stay for dinner with an Irish mafia master. There was Irish(?) banquet waiting for us inside of his large dining room. I asked where the serving utensils were and they all said to look in the orange flag drawer. I did not understand what it meant, all of the drawers looked the same to me. After everybody made fun of my ignorance, someone came over and showed me which drawer it was.

As we sat around the table, the mob master gave a speech to us about the importance of providing support to killing English occupants in order to protect the lives of hundreds if not thousands of the Irish citizens. The dream ends here.
 
I've been having a lot of dreams where I die lately. Sometimes it's a mundane accident, sometimes it's by another person, and sometimes it's some sort of supernatural creature. I always wake up right when the death happens, so I don't feel pain or anything, but still it is... Unsettling.
 
I've been having a lot of dreams where I die lately. Sometimes it's a mundane accident, sometimes it's by another person, and sometimes it's some sort of supernatural creature. I always wake up right when the death happens, so I don't feel pain or anything, but still it is... Unsettling.
Means the end of something (job, relationship) and something new starting.
 
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I've been having dreams about the house I lived in ~15 years ago being attached to a brick building that is infinite stories tall (but looks like a regular smallish-town 2 or 3 story downtown office building from the outside), the first floor is a huge opulent den-type room with the nicest furniture and shit, huge fireplace, looks real nice in the daylight. At night this room is gloomy as shit but you can see everything perfectly. I will sit down in a really nice recliner in this room to lean back and go to sleep and then be frozen with terror

The second floor has a staircase going up the middle with nice loft bedrooms on either side. The third floor is like a very expensive New York apartment with all white walls and ceiling, really dark hardwood floors and mostly white cushioned furniture, with really dark wooden desks and tables. Fancy light fixtures and all that shit. I feel an overpowering sense of evil and dread on this story

There are always stairs going up, each floor only has one room, and they get weirder and more gory (meat rooms etc. that kinda stuff) and the sense of evil gets worse as I go higher but the dread lessens. After an infinity of floors, at the top there is a room that is a void with a bridge of chains (like a rope bridge but made of chains) going upwards to a small platform made of bone suspended in the void. This is where the evil emanates from

The loft bedrooms on the second floor always feel normal and safe but dream me always goes to bed in the comfy recliner on the scary first floor den and be terrified and frozen for a while, then eventually dream me would suddenly be on the second floor staircase and start going up to the top. I spend more time on the first and third floors, feels like hours, the rest of them I just keep going up the stairs without pausing until I reach the top. There's no visible connection between the first and second floors

I almost never dream (or if I do I don't remember them upon waking), when I do dream and remember it they are usually like this, visually weird scary journeys through visually weird scary buildings. Nothing ever happens to me though, there's no monsters or demons or whatever that slaughter me or chase me or anything. I feel some evil entity is there but it never manifests. I just travel through the rooms until I reach "the end" of the building, which in the dream I *know* is the end, I've gone through the whole thing, and then that's it dream over
 
Last night I dreamed Null was running in the 2024 Republican primaries and was getting a lot of coverage in the boomer media. Like I was at my grandmother's house and her newspaper had "Republican candidates stances on [some issue]" and they were all wishy-washy neocon junk beside Null's take which was high-energy and sounded very reasonable and I was happy that the public was being exposed to it. Unfortunately, he was behind Trump, Meatball, Nikki Haley, and Vivek in the polls but beating some other candidates.
 
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