Weird Dreams Thread

A couple days ago I had this dream where I had a chickpea-sized hole on the tip of my left index finger that kept shooting a steady stream of tiny spiders. At first it was more weird and slightly annoying that anything, but that the stream kept getting more intense and the spiders got bigger and bigger. I wasn't really horrified, it was more like seeing your leaky dish get worse or something. Weird.
 
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I had a weird dream where a random person came up to me and said, "I cooked the clock." But, that's not the weirdest one of the bunch:

Even though I haven't browsed the Assigned Male thread for a few days, I had an overnight dream that Sophie LaBelle was in my city and I saw her driving erratically in a mostly-empty parking lot. For whatever reason, she abruptly stopped her vehicle, turned it around, and drove away again. This time however, she swerved into and sideswiped another vehicle.

The other driver was a blue danger hair (I'll call them BD for short) to contrast with Sophie's pink. BD is visibly angry at Sophie for driving like she's drunk or otherwise impaired. BD then throws a water bottle that misses Sophie and rolls up to me. I'm not sure why, but I chose to kick the bottle back towards BD. When it returns to a spot between both cars, BD assumes Sophie threw it back at them and starts to get aggressive with the latter.

Expecting the confrontation to degenerate to road rage, I pulled my phone out to call the police. Sophie saw this and gave me an evil stink-eye as if to remind me that trans people and police don't mix.

The dream ends with me deciding my best bet is to put the phone back in my pocket, walk to where Sophie and BD can neither see nor hear me, and then call the police to report the accident and why I left the immediate area.
 
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I dreamed that I visited Lowtax's house.

It was a rotting McMansion, only about half of which was livable. The rest was overrun by mice and rats. I accidentally stepped on one through the carpet, crushing it, and was chased through abandoned hallways by a swarm of vengeful rodents.

The livable section was a scene of squalor and neglect. There was a Something Awful gift shop in one room, which had not been kept up for years except to replace all the pictures of merchandise with hee-larious pictures of skeletons. I stole a lot of swag for some reason.

Also attached to the house was an old warehouse that, in days long past, had been an amazing VR arcade with all the latest technology and games for goons and other visitors to enjoy. Now, however, parts of the roof had collapsed and the electronics were exposed to the elements. Almost everything was broken except for one disgusting VR fighting game about furry characters with enormous shitting penises. What wasn't broken had long since been stolen by Lowtax's supposed friends, hangers-on, and debt collectors. Lowtax himself was barely to be seen, though when I saw him, he tried to pretend that he was happy and everything was fine.

It was a pretty shitty dream.
 
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Get your money back on that dream, or trade it in for one about the spiffy Kiwi Farms play house.
 
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Just dreamt that Kiwifarms was a college where we learned about Lolcows and Lolcow related subjects, and Null was our professor, but for our class, Null started it by Halal'ing @Floop for secretly being a big-titty furry troon. We made fun of Floop and then launched him off a spaceship and got back to class where Null drew a circle outside with chalk and we took turns jumping in it until it started raining.

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Dr. Ricearoni said:
Just dreamt that Kiwifarms was a college where we learned about Lolcows and Lolcow related subjects, and Null was our professor, but for our class, Null started it by Halal'ing @Floop for secretly being a big-titty furry troon. We made fun of Floop and then launched him off a spaceship and got back to class where Null drew a circle outside with chalk and we took turns jumping in it until it started raining.

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Funnily enough, last night I had a dream where you people accused me of engaging in erotic furry role playing on a discord server and you even had shopped screenshots with my name on them.
No that’s not a joke.
 
I also had this one dream last night where Hideo Kojima had heart trouble and everyone was mourning over it. A bunch of kiwi farms users gathered together in what looked like a parking garage while a lispy sperg (who I assume was a site moderator) read off an article about it in front of everyone. A bunch of lolcows capitalized on the trend but the only one I remember is Yandere dev. (Funnily enough when I woke up and saw YD’s new video thumbnail I thought I was going crazy by accurately predicting what the video was about)
Seriously I’m going so crazy that I actually had to google Hideo Kojima to make sure he didn’t go into cardiac arrest.
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
Just dreamt that Kiwifarms was a college where we learned about Lolcows and Lolcow related subjects, and Null was our professor, but for our class, Null started it by Halal'ing @Floop for secretly being a big-titty furry troon. We made fun of Floop and then launched him off a spaceship and got back to class where Null drew a circle outside with chalk and we took turns jumping in it until it started raining.

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Wait a minute, if we were in an actual classroom, what did I look like?
 
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Wait a minute, if we were in an actual classroom, what did I look like?
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You looked like a mix of your pre-christmas avatar and Skeet from Jimmy Neutron

AprilRains said:
You were a big titty furry troon. He said so.
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The funny thing is that he didn't look like one until he was outed as one. It was crazy. A big-titty furry troon hidden right under our noses.
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
The funny thing is that he didn't look like one until he was outed as one. It was crazy. A big-titty furry troon hidden right under our noses.
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So I just transformed and grew fur and humongous boobs? That’s fucked up dude. Or did you just look away and when you looked back I was in a smelly fur suit?
 
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More accurately you were a snake, so no fur. And you were totally coming onto me. What the fuck man.
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Okay you’re totally making shit up now to make it worse and worse. This is disturbing. Did I threaten to vore you?
 
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Okay you’re totally making shit up now to make it worse and worse. This is disturbing. Did I threaten to vore you?
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No you just tried to get me to squish your tits. That's when Mr. Null threw you in the airlock and where launching you off the spaceship came in. No clue why we were on a spaceship because as soon as I entered the next room I was back at Kiwi College
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
No you just tried to get me to squish your tits. That's when Mr. Null threw you in the airlock and where launching you off the spaceship came in. No clue why we were on a spaceship because as soon as I entered the next room I was back at Kiwi College
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