Weird Dreams Thread

I had this dream where I was in school and I entered a classroom. everyone in the class was confused, and then the teacher told me I was in the wrong class.
after I left the classroom, I heard a horrifying scream coming from down the stars, I went over there and found something that looked like SCP-096 killing a student, the rest of the dream was basically a survival horror
 
Had a dream last night where I was a researcher on a mission to study sperm whales, but in order to get close to them me and my fellow scientists had to don realistic sea turtle suits that basically made us identical to green sea turtles. We were the same size as the actual animal. We interacted with the whales for a bit, then swam out of the open ocean and through a complicated series of coral reefs only to find both real sea turtle babies and also a minuscule sperm whale baby that were about to be eaten by a tiger. Everyone on the research team, myself included, took off our turtle suits and chased away the tiger. Then it turned out the baby whale was actually a pygmy hippopotamus. Then there was something about the Colorado River and regular turtles and penguins. I woke up after that.

Most of my dreams are like this.
 
I had a dream that I was on KF, trying desperately to find a thread where the cow wasn't a kidnapper. I got distracted by the dozen new ratings that I couldn't make sense of. One was a vial of green liquid called "bootlicker".

The subconscious mind likes puns, so I assume the bottle is just a pun on the concept of "boot liquor."

Anyway, I usually ignore dreams now but a fragment of one I had a couple days ago stuck with me, perhaps because of its sheer violence and strangeness. I was with a bunch of friends I had years ago in a place where we used to hang out, and we were just passing a joint and doing whatever, and I said I'd like some LSD, or I'd settle for any research chemical that was just letters and numbers.

And then one of them started flipping out and another picked up a tire iron (identical to one I used to have) and just repeatedly hit him in the head until he stopped and threw him in a crate, apparently dead. Nobody seemed to care.

Then other unrelated events occurred for a while.

Then there was another party in the same room, and apparently they'd just left the dead guy there in the room, in an open crate. A few people went out of the room for some reason and then there was a groan from the supposedly dead guy. He sat up in it and was struggling to get out. I realized the others, who apparently didn't know about this, were coming back, and went to block the door. It was a crude swinging wooden door, and the wooden bar to keep it shut was missing, and the hook to latch it wouldn't reach the eyebolt. So I just bodily blocked it and yelled hold on to the people trying to come in.

The previously supposedly dead dude was standing straight up in his crate, fucked up beyond belief and covered in blood. One of the other guys grabbed a toolbox off the floor and smashed him in the face with it, knocking him down again. The sound combination of a hard physical knock combined with a semi-liquid splashing sound is what stuck with me. Then he quickly smashed him in the head with it a half dozen times or so with an increasingly squishy sound.

And finally the people came in.

One of them was weirdly commenting that the lights were flashing on and off and that it was because of breaker 19. And then started walking over to the electrical outlet right next to where the carnage had just happened. And I thought this is all over now. But when he got there, nothing was there. I looked over and the crate had been dragged over to somewhere it was just out of sight.

Then the dream went on to other unremarkable things as if nothing had happened. The rest of the dream was normal events.
 
I had a dream where I was on a train or subway with my dad, and he got attacked by a retard. So I grabbed a wrench out of thin air, and I knocked the retards head off killing him instantly. His head still attached to his neck by a thin piece of flesh, almost reminiscent of a baby dangling on an umbilical cord. Then I jumped out of the train to get away from the cops, over a fence into a filthy ass swamp. I remember the flashlights of the cops shining into the water as I was swimming under.

Then I had another dream where I killed someone else. It also involved running away into water. Swimming, and fighting cops.
 
So in this dream for some reason there’s this massive cyclopean railway system between these two towns near where I used to live. By cyclopean I mean the whole thing exists in a giant artificial white concrete valley/canal type thing. Very Villeneuve. I take the railway and keep randomly following people back and forth. People are very cordial as we take our seats, it’s almost like the early days of air travel where people would all wear suits and cocktail dresses to fly. There are some harnesses like in a roller coaster. At some point the car I’m in turns into a random automobile that I’m actually driving through a riot. We get attacked by Antifa with axes. We get out and start running like we’re in some slasher film.

At some point I back out of this fantasy and I’m instead just watching it on a movie in some kind of comics/board game shop owned/run by the girl who ran the Sci-Fi house at my college (Let's call her Ashley) and we’re watching Buffy Season 3, except this version of Buffy Season 3 ends with all the kids rioting and then getting shot Kent State style by police. I tell her I think this is going to happen in real life, and she looks at me and starts yelling at me.

“Do you know what you’re saying?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean do you have knowledge, or are seeking knowledge, of how to make this happen?”
“What the fuck is this, Christianity? ‘OOOOHHHH NOOO THE FRUIT OF KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL!!’”
“Get out.”
“Oh, you want me to leave?”
“Umm hmm.”
“Fine.”

This shop is in some kind of complex with restaurants, kind of a small 1-floor mall or some 1990’s Las Vegas resort. I go off to the side, like to go to the bathroom, then I come back, with some kind of old people’s walker. I’m leaving through some kind of foyer, and Ashley comes up and warmly tells me they’re starting some kind of fantasy soccer game and that I'm invited to play. I tell her I’m leaving, and this makes her angry. I look at her, and I tell her, “You have no jurisdiction over me, I’m leaving.” As I go through the door she starts yelling and throwing things.
 
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Sept 12th ironically enough and I couldn't stop dreaming about planes crashing and falling out of the sky while the sky was bright orange. Even when I went back to sleep and tried to dream of something else it was all I could see again and again
 
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Had a long-ass dream where I was reading the book (written in hard-to-read purple prose), which suddenly became narrated out loud by a male voice, and it became so I was seeing and interacting with things he was describing, sometimes in ways contrary to narration.

It was a book about writers, and it was a place where narrator had entered the "pantheon", where godlike authors appeared in front of him one by one. Some appeared "overtaken" by their creations, some were just changed a bit or surrounded by something weird.
They were also split into categories, but I only remember few authors in general, one category I forgot name of, which housed Agatha Christie (appearing mostly as herself, riding on a throne of pages wound into humanlike figures, whose intertwining arms formed the seat) and Conan Doyle (he was made of smoke that came from the pipe of shadowlike Holmes who loomed over him) and few others; "Fathers" category, in which there was Tolkien who appeared as walking schism in the reality, his traits formed by a view of nature and lit-up medieval town in front of mountain, and there was Pratchett, whom narration described in rather horrifying terms, as "shell housing the shadow of oblivion itself, wound in bright wrappings", but who, to me, looked like himself, except...uh...it appeared he was way old, older than he ever was in reality, and a younger and smiling version of his own face was painted over his real one, and there was something weird with his body, too, but it was hard to tell; I think Frank Baum was also a "father", but am not sure, and he was a wide, dragon or turtle-like figure, who crawled on his arms, his entire middle part and legs dragging behind, with his back housing a gorgeous Emerald City, under which, layer cake-style, were other parts of Oz...narration described him in positive terms, but he appeared damn unhappy; and, in later part, I remember categories of "Dreamer", which had sci-fi authors aplenty, none of them interesting (guess because IRL, I can not be assed to remember what Azimov and co look like) + Lewis Carroll for some reason (with a hall of mirrors, in which he appeared as a little boy, playing with a little girl, tailing him) , and "Racists", of which I remember two:
1) Sax Rohmer, whom I saw as normal person at first, but then realised he was a group of changing, looping "frames" on one of these circular thingies, and that it was being held by a titanical Fu Manchu, whose yellow robe, as it turned out, also spread around as the landscape the previous authors appeared on, whom narrator called something along the lines of "progenitor of villainous fancy, grandfather of exotic schemers, wound into stories way beyond the places his roots could have reached", and who, upon seeing me look at him, extended one clawed finger and held me under the chin with its tip for a bit, all while he himself dissolved into mist untill nothing but green glow of his eyes remained as stars in the sky;
and 2) good ole Lovecraft, the only one whose narration I remember, it being "a suffering soul, abandoned by most, if not all, desperately trying to flee the shadows that he, just like nymph who became Charybdus, does not realise are merely parts of himself and his own reality", and he legit was appearing to be stressed and, if not crying, then about to, and only his head and arms were human, with the rest being enormous - like, stretching out onto horizon, - tail of monster extremities and faces, who clawed and bumped his human torso endlessly and whispered in such unpleasant voices that I woke up.
 
I've had dreams where I committed some huge fuckup, but just like a video game, I was able to load my last save and get a mulligan.

I had this dream where I was in school and I entered a classroom. everyone in the class was confused, and then the teacher told me I was in the wrong class.
after I left the classroom, I heard a horrifying scream coming from down the stars, I went over there and found something that looked like SCP-096 killing a student, the rest of the dream was basically a survival horror
I keep having a dream where I am my current age with my big boy job and college degree, but have ended up back in high school because I never got my diploma. Meanwhile:
  • There's a big test for a class I've been playing hooky from for months coming up
  • I know who everybody is, but nobody knows who I am
  • I don't know my locker combo or classrooms
Though I'm not a lucid dreamer, I have had this one enough to recognize when it's happening in-dream.
 
I've had dreams where I committed some huge fuckup, but just like a video game, I was able to load my last save and get a mulligan.


I keep having a dream where I am my current age with my big boy job and college degree, but have ended up back in high school because I never got my diploma. Meanwhile:
  • There's a big test for a class I've been playing hooky from for months coming up
  • I know who everybody is, but nobody knows who I am
  • I don't know my locker combo or classrooms
Though I'm not a lucid dreamer, I have had this one enough to recognize when it's happening in-dream.
Man, I am SO fucking tired of dreams where I'm back in school, wandering around aimlessly because I don't remember any of my classes. Rarely does anything actually happen in those dreams, just hours of anxiously walking around, with no idea where I'm supposed to be, only the knowledge that I should've been there half an hour ago.
 
Ok so one night I had a dream I was in this random house where I was watching this weird video about some anime femboy wanting to become a transgender woman so he can marry this silver haired anime dude. Also in the house there was this random family that consisted of some mildly autistic fat guy, some dude with sunglasses, a weird pink haired lady, and a bunch of other weird people. Also they were playing some game that looked like a cross between Persona, Mario, and couple other games, and we were having a frat party or something. It was weird. I drew a picture of it
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Yes the guy at the desk was a dog, don’t ask.
 
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I had a dream last night that the sky had a ceiling thousands of feet in the air put in place by the government. It was basically just those fiberglass tiles used in schools and offices but citywide and held up by massive cell towers. Also in the dream were these huge skyscrapers (think of the ones in chinese ghostcities) directly behind my house that were all on fire.

I often dream of impossibly massive structures in my dreams. What does that mean?
 
My latest dream was pretty mild.

I was at home in my village and something was going on, some supply shortage or something. Most people didn't have much food and it was becoming an issue. But there was this one neighbor who was basically flaunting his salad garden and guarding it jealously. So I teamed up with Vlad the Impaler and another random guy to steal salad from his garden when he left and when we saw he was coming back, we quickly hid under the nearby bridge. Then we just had to stay there in hiding because he decided to stop his carriage right on top of the bridge just to be a dick about it.

No impaling was present, so I give this dream 2 out of 10.
 
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Ok this one is gonna be a doozy I just had to write it while it was still fresh in my mind.


Kiwi farms itself was hosting some kinda convention for its members like just some big meet and great where every kiwi from around the world was showing up to meet and I guess I'm some way show the world were not the alt right/Russian troll/stalker community everyone says we are...except guess where the con was held?


It was being held inside an old cemetery, I shit you not. And not just ordinary one with it was huge, and an old house on the property was turned into like an indoor place for the usual con stuff (vendors panels with the staff and the press) and in addition to being huge it was falling apart on some places, some sections went as far back as before their was even a united states and there was even some kinda cement canal that ran along one end forming an underground river that served to drain rain runoff, the water was brown and muddy, placid at the beginning of the canal but got faster until it becomes full on rapids and drains out the side of hill like some kinda bleak water fall.


So yeah a kiwi farms convention held in an old cemetery, so big and so old. and yes everyone who showed up looked almost exactly as you'd imagine they would. We have at least three threads that as each other to take a guess what we all look like.
 
Got one for ya. Just happened.

Had a two part dream, oddly.
Part one: had a dream that three purple T-headed monsters were the new xenomorphs from aliens, and were terrorizing people. They were dangerous, but there was no sense of urgency that I had to do anything about them. They were really tall, dangerous and violent. Then a fourth alien shows up. It was with the three but not like the three. It had a cape and a bubble / dome head like Dr. Doom from I guess the old spiderman comics or whatever. This one was the leader and extremely dangerous. What would happen is it would grab women, the dome would lift up and you would see what the alien really was. It was a pill bug looking think with claw feet that lived in the dome, but it didn't explain how the body moved. it would grab somebody and then the pill bug would lift up and consume them- eat them. People would try to raise a defense, but they couldn't do it.
I felt no fear, but I knew these four things were exceedingly evil- but not unbeatable.
Then in the same dream I was whisked away to a dream scene that resembled the movie Aliens. Again with the theme of xenos. Now I know the xenos are supposed to be representations of Christians. H R Giger and Ridley Scott back in the left clues as to that real thing. Some marines were in front of me and ready for a fight in what looked like that locker room area right before they found the face huggers in the second movie, but everything was dark. The xenos were coming. I didn't see them. The marines however had one thing about them that I had to notice. Their military grade firearms, all of them had an orange nozzle like those safe toy air soft guns or whatever they are called. Whatever was going to happen, the xenos would not be hurt.
Then I woke up. No feeling of fear. No worries. Just... whatever. No sense of urgency or that I had to do anything. Just... weird.

I don't usually share stuff like this. I don't dream. I've been through so much and when hell started to happen around me many years ago I just stopped dreaming. Someone came into my life years ago that was extremely evil, and then the dreams I did have just... stopped. I think I mentioned that in another place here. When I dream, it's a rare thing. Anybody with a spiritual sense can translate this one?
 
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Had a weird dream the other night that I missed voting on November 3rd (don't know who won) because of...prom. Prom was held at a really large house and it looked nothing like a normal prom, aside from most people being dressed up. It was also like 6 hours away from the school. The entire time I was there was like, "Why am I here?" I'm no longer in high school FWIW.

Also in the dream I was suddenly rushed by an unknown peer who held a gun to my head. She demanded that I tell her about Zoey 101 or else my brains would get blown out. I don't remember anything after this.

The morning after I was sitting at the table with my coffee thinking about the dream. Then I realized something.

I have never seen Zoey 101 and if that happened in real life, I would've died. I only know the show exists and I think the main character is a blonde girl. That's all I know.
 
I had a dream that I put on an old pair of pants. I went out in public, when suddenly both my pants and boxers got a giant rip in the ass and crotch, exposing both. I was both shocked and pissed off that my clothes were so worn that they ripped apart. The dream was so realistic that I woke up thinking that it actually happened the previous day.
 
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