Weird/Jarring/Ghetto names. - Mercedes, Ebony, Tyrion! Dinner is ready y'all

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I went to high school with a girl named Shaqueeter. She was just as re.tarded as her name.

Not too ghetto of a name, but I've never met a Courtney who wasn't a trailer trash skank.

And any WASP-y soccer mom who named their kid Kayden, Brayden, Aiden or any variation of should be punched in her uterus
 
I am close to the whitest person to ever be white, but long story short I go to a black barber shop, get a great cut and have good time it's also cheap.

My barber is a young 20s guy owns a home has a kid, part owner of the shop. It's in the ghetto and I am probably the only white person there, possibly ever. His name is D'Jarvis. So even when you get a ghetto ass name that fucks your future you can still make it if you got some skill and drive.
 
Braxlyn
Braxleigh
Dayleigh
Daylyn
Brexlyn
Brexleigh
Drexleigh
Drexlyn
Cambree
Cambreigh

But don't be offended if I've mentioned your stupid kid's name.
Because my Dad named me after somebody he wanted to fuck. Doesn't get much worse than that, no matter what my Christian name is.
 
An acquaintance of a friend named her child 'Skyleigh Rain'. I'm sure she though it was clever.
 
They put kids turning 6 y.o. on the TV and it's usually pretty entertaining. Today's lineup included a kid named Fi'nesse.

Really. Fi'nesse.

I knew a guy named Fallen Buzzard, and also one named Blue Rock. They were Natives though, so I excuse those names. I think Fallen is kinda neat, actually.
 
I've met two women with the following names: Vanity and Karizma. You decide which ones worss
 
Around here the ghettoest names are the Rican ones like Yulexys Rivera, Odalys Soto etc. etc. etc.
 
I'm going to break from tradition and say that a white dude who calls themselves "Billiam" has a vast collection of cum socks.
 
why is fantasia a popula name for hood nigga girls? ironic considering the infmaous (and edited out) scene in disney's fantasia with the black centaur.

also my god the comments section is full of so much soy, salt, and snowflakes, that i could open a non dairy ice cream factory.
 
Funniest name I've seen IRL was Jamarcus Quintavius Bell. Also met some dude named Goku Cloud.
 
Some black chick that was in an English gen ed class I was in was named "Treasure".
 
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