Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[FarmVille]

At this point I am convinced Downing Street has some mutative properties to it look at these guys, they've got the same (lack of) chin!
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The reason these men look like that is because they’re British

 

[Mound Dweller]

The reason these men look like that is because they’re British

>ruling caste ((normans))

>pvre brvd angloid
Select one, muttermensch

 

[Otterly]

pvre brvd angloid

The millibands are polish jews. Tim farron, alas we cannot disown. He’s a Brit as far as I know.

 

[Mound Dweller]

The millibands are polish jews. Tim farron, alas we cannot disown. He’s a Brit as far as I know.

I'd say cool it with the countersemitism but even keeping it to the indigenous and autochthonous types does the libdems no favours;

Why is it a rule for britoid politicians that you have be a ruddy jowled potato faced old man with terrible teefs?

 

[Otterly]

Why is it a rule for britoid politicians that you have be a ruddy jowled potato faced old man with terrible teefs?

Starmer is a particularly vile specimen, little piggy eyes like two pissholes in the snow. The jowls phenotype is some kind of union hangover, they all look like potatoes.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I'd say cool it with the countersemitism but even keeping it to the indigenous and autochthonous types does the libdems no favours;
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Why is it a rule for britoid politicians that you have be a ruddy jowled potato faced old man with terrible teefs?

Nick Clegg is only 1/4 English. He's 1/2 Dutch and 1/4 German x Russian.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Javier Milei, Argentinian politician and recent meme lolbertarian presidential candidate, always looks a little off. It's like different parts of his face are different ages. Kind of reminds me of Tucker Carlson. He speaks like a telenovela villain and says crazy shit like he communes with the ghost of his dead dog that spent $50,000 to clone, which adds to the strange aura about him.

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Jesus he looks like he's about to drunkenly yell at me in a thick Cockney accent

Micheal Imperioli, best known for playing Christopher Moltisanti in the SopranosView attachment 5476169
His nose is like a natural canopy

His nose is massive too from a profile. It always took me by surprise whenever I saw it.

the only "cute doctor" was the 5th, just a normal boring guy in a sweater.

Something something Tom Baker but it's the scarf.

Thread Tax; Danish media person and famous tv personality, known for being a dramatic primadonna faggot on reality TV, Sy Lee.

Be not alarmed. He's not a troon. He's an irrelevant obnoxious faggot. People I know who give a shit about any of his shows, women mainly, found him hot.

I always thought he looked like a horse.


Me neither, Sy Lee.

Also minor example is this Danish signer called Basim.

Something about him has always been really off-putting. He looks like a French bulldog.

Yikes

 

[I'm a Silly]

I always thought he looked like a horse.

HE DOES! He looks even more like a horse than Jerry Seinfeld does.
Speaking of French bulldogs:

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Todd Chrisley looks like a straight freak to me


Brandon brootal

 

[batteredpancakes]

Something about him has always been really off-putting. He looks like a French bulldog.

Having a combination of wide-set, wall-eyed and downturned eyes is such a unattractive trait in men.

He reminds me of Meatcanyon's character Melvin

 

[Otterly]

Also minor example is this Danish signer called Basim.

‘Danish’ in name maybe but he looks Nafri.
He has multiple facial issues
-negative canthal tilt
-slightly different eye heights so that downward tilt looks ‘staggered’ look at his left eye (our right looking at him) it’s at a different height and angle
And then further down,
-his philtrum looks almost like he’s had some kind of cleft repair but if he hasn’t then he’s got that combo of short philtrum and not exactly hooked but kind of unfortunate nose and
-jaw misalignment.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

‘Danish’ in name maybe but he looks Nafri.
He has multiple facial issues
-negative canthal tilt
-slightly different eye heights so that downward tilt looks ‘staggered’ look at his left eye (our right looking at him) it’s at a different height and angle
And then further down,
-his philtrum looks almost like he’s had some kind of cleft repair but if he hasn’t then he’s got that combo of short philtrum and not exactly hooked but kind of unfortunate nose and
-jaw misalignment.

Hes just inbred af.

 

[Otterly]

Hes just inbred af.

That’s what the af in nafri stands for.

 

[Xenu Warrior Princess]

Saw this guy in the news today
Judge Gordon Gallagher
Stopped deportation order for the family of Colorado molotov cocktail technician, Mohamed Soliman

 

[DenseDeerFather]

‘Danish’ in name maybe but he looks Nafri.
He has multiple facial issues
-negative canthal tilt
-slightly different eye heights so that downward tilt looks ‘staggered’ look at his left eye (our right looking at him) it’s at a different height and angle
And then further down,
-his philtrum looks almost like he’s had some kind of cleft repair but if he hasn’t then he’s got that combo of short philtrum and not exactly hooked but kind of unfortunate nose and
-jaw misalignment.

Hes just inbred af.

Well he is a second generation immigrant and both his parents are from Morocco so the Nafri label fits.

Jeez, it's like his right eye is about to slide off his face,

Thread tax 2 and an actual white person. The winner of the first X-Factor, who dropped off the face of the planet, only to return and looking like a bootleg Paul brother.

He's in his late 20s, early 30s but he's always had that weird-ass babyface where he looks like he's stuck in puberty but not really. It freaks me out,.

He outright looks like a pooner here.

Ew that smile.

Saw this guy in the news today
Judge Gordon Gallagher
Stopped deportation order for the family of Colorado molotov cocktail technician, Mohamed Soliman



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Jesus, he looks like a Sims character. Is this what incels refer to when they talk about looksmaxxing but with a monkey's paw?

 

[Elysian]

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Null’s secret deformed twin that his mom keeps in the basement.

This is Connor Newall, who apparently was picked out of high school in some arse end of nowhere piece of Scotland to be a male model, despite being about 90% ears.

He’d either sell the family cow for some magic beans or replace your firstborn with a changeling after you were tricked into telling him your true name.

 

[FinnSven]

Max Wall was an odd looking fucker.

 

[PandaChai]

What's wrong with his, everything?

Spoiler: From this video

 

[2mm and 99 others]

We call that, shoulders like a worn out shovel.

 

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We call that, shoulders like a worn out shovel.

holy shit I was so focused on his... choice of facial hair that I didn't even notice his shoulders slump so hard

This dude is shaped like a thermometer