Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Braless & Slightly Slack]

What is this modern species of men who have tiny faces and 3 locks of hair on their heads all making a group effort to cling on for dear life

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

What is this modern species of men who have tiny faces and 3 locks of hair on their heads all making a group effort to cling on for dear life
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Disagree, not tiny face, just excess fat (resulting in wider jaw/cheek) and very bad hairline (resulting in disproportionate forehead)

Behold 9 trillion years in MS Paint

 

[Wock Sipper]

Holy shit those eyebags

 

[Eventide]

What's wrong with his, everything?

Dude looks like he has a mildly webbed neck.

 

[Basic Block]

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What's wrong with his, everything?

Spoiler: From this video

I clicked on that video after it appeared in my recommendations recently and almost immediately ceased watching on account of his face.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

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What's wrong with his, everything?

Spoiler: From this video

Oh noooooooooooo, he looks like a bottle.

He looks like a child drew him.

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Holy shit those eyebags

Forget about that, those eyebrows! What is up with the one on (his left) the right?

But also he needs 8 hours of sleep on a consistent basis.

Thread tax and a mild example but there's this actor that's very recognizable. He's been in fucking everything. If you live here, you have absolutely seen him. I actually quite like him as an actor.

But I could never get over how he looks like a bootleg, vaguely Asian DeCaprio.

He got them beady, slanted eyes.

I guess it's an age-thing because he didn't have those when he was younger.

Maybe it's a fat man thing.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Pardon the double post but I was watching a true crime video on a recent mass shooting and the perpetrator's nose threw me for a loop.

Then at some angles, he looks like a bootleg Richard Hammond.


His sense of fashion isn't helping either.

Ew.

 

[Just A Rat]

I was getting Temu Steve Perry with the first pic, but yeah I see it.

 

[fiftysfifty]

god he looks almost identical to daniel larson

 

[ScriptKiddy92]

 

[DenseDeerFather]

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Omg yes.

The video for prosperity. There are moments throughout where he looks particularly homeless.

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That cannot be real. Dude looks AI-generated.

 

[Nashimoto-P]

I'm surprised these two geriatric youtube soyboys haven't been posted yet especially considering Link's recent penchant for looking like a lesbian pidgeotto.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

A bunch of people think this dude's handsome, he even gets a mention in the 'Handsome Men Thread' but I can't understand why Dave Grohl is considered attractive to some people.
He looks like he's smuggling food in his mouth.
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Seriously, none of these are bad timed candid shots. He's intentionally posing for the camera in all of these pictures.

Granted he started looking way better when he realized he could mask his bob's burgers chin by growing a beard but I personally wouldn't consider someone good looking if half his face needed to be covered up.

Alanis Morissette looks like a female version of David Grohl.

Saw this guy in the news today
Judge Gordon Gallagher
Stopped deportation order for the family of Colorado molotov cocktail technician, Mohamed Soliman



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[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Pardon the double post but I was watching a true crime video on a recent mass shooting and the perpetrator's nose threw me for a loop.

You
say
isn't it hard?
Paddling out! Paddling out!

 

[Chromeo]

I'm surprised these two geriatric youtube soyboys haven't been posted yet especially considering Link's recent penchant for looking like a lesbian pidgeotto.

Rhett looked better when his hair was shorter.

Some men can pull off long hair, but Rhett just looks like a caveman.

What's wrong with his, everything?

He looks like someone painted Wendigoon on a bowling pin.

 

[rat fucker]

I think he was mentioned a bunch of times, but fuck.

Sam Hyde looks like an overstuffed sausage that ripped open while getting boiled.
Especially in more recent pictures.

He also looks very smelly.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Jesus, what happened to the dude. He looks like he's 65.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

I think he was mentioned a bunch of times, but fuck.

Sam Hyde looks like an overstuffed sausage that ripped open while getting boiled.
Especially in more recent pictures.
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He also looks very smelly.

Jesus, what happened to the dude. He looks like he's 65.

I was curious about that myself, so I went and asked ChatGPT specifically with that picture

Spoiler: Really solid analysis in my opinion

I have examined the image you provided.

The facial appearance in the photo includes:

• Prominent facial swelling, especially in the cheeks and around the eyes
• Tight, stretched skin across the face
• Thickened neck with little definition between neck and jawline
• Possible mild erythema (reddening), though this could be lighting
• A general impression of pressure or puffiness, giving the face that “overstuffed” look you described

These visual cues most closely align with chronic corticosteroid effects (especially “moon face”), alcohol-related facial bloating, or obesity-related fluid retention. The tight, inflamed appearance is not typical of standard obesity alone — it's more likely a mix of:

• Subcutaneous fat redistribution
• Water retention (edema)
• Possibly chronic low-grade inflammation

It’s unlikely to be a rare syndrome. Rather, it's a common and well-documented result of certain long-term lifestyle, medication, or metabolic dysfunction factors. The most plausible hypotheses are:

1. Corticosteroids (exogenous or endogenously high cortisol — Cushingoid traits)
2. Alcohol abuse with facial edema and vascular congestion
3. Sleep apnea + insulin resistance + high-sodium diet in the context of obesity

You mentioned “similar-looking people” — it’s worth noting this phenotype tends to cluster in older male public figures with sedentary or indulgent lifestyles. That doesn’t mean disease is present — only that the visual pattern is consistent with certain well-known stressors on the body.

tl;dr the closest alignment is in chronic corticosteroid effects, alcohol abuse, or fluid retention related to obesity

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

I always thought Kevin Rowland of Dexys (formerly Dexys Midnight Runners) was a rather weird looking guy, and he aged horribly. Albeit his career was kinda fucked up and he did too many drugs.

Recent photos:

Dexys re-released their big hit "Come On Eileen" with an updated music video. It contains recent footage of Kevin with his gay outfits and strangely-shaped face.

 

[PhoBingas]

Holy shit those eyebags

Why does the nigga's camera right side eyebrow look like a clown shoe?!