Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

I have noticed an uptick in interest about Barneyfag/ Lee Goldson lately and it reminded me of how utterly weird his combination of the mustache with the Beatles hairdo was.

 

[Schauma mal]

Helge Lindh. German Social Dem (spd) politican. His mug comes up when you google "spd mongo"

 

[The Crescent King]

Any other Kiwis into chess? It only occurred to me recently how weird looking most of the top male chess players are. The main inspiration behind this post is Russian grandmaster Daniil Dubov; in addition to being the most Jewish looking non-Jew I've ever seen, he's extremely unusual to look at - something about his birdlike features and physique in combination with those huge lips is just off-putting. I've never seen an Eastern European man with these features.



Another Russian GM who weirds me out is Sergey Karjakin; absolute genius player, but his Alvin and the Chipmunk face combined with his teeth weird me out. Very reminiscent of an Oblivion NPC.



Some people find Magnus Carlsen handsome, but to me he looks like Casey Neistat's slightly more fortunate brother. His head is extremely cromagnon like, and it's further highlighted as all his features are squished into the bottom of his face. Not to mention the hobo look he's been going for in recent years.






Levy Rozman of GothamChess is one of the few people that make me physically uncomfortable to look at.



I feel terrible for saying this, but Daniel Naroditsky (my favourite chess content creator) also looks somewhat weird. He looks a lot better in motion though; he just needs to trim to Jewfro and go outside a little bit more.



He looks handsome in the below pictures however (I developed a slight crush on him after watching his beginner vs master videos).



Hikaru Nakamura is the most normal looking of the bunch by far, but something about the lower half of his face throws me off.



As for YouTubers, penguinz0/moistcritical always made my skin crawl a little bit; he's extremely pale and he always has this glazed over coomer look in his eyes. He has the same "syndrome" as Hikaru in that they look slightly unnatural or inhuman.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Richard Hanania is Palestinian, a lot of Arabs have schnozes. Jamie Farr was born Jameel Farah and has a ridiculous nose due to being Lebanese.
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The Corporal Klinger character was actually self-aware of it, so in the show he would crack jokes about why his nose was so big. I forget the specific episode, but he once said that he came from a long line of people with small noses until one day when one of his ancestor's camels spit in the eye of a Gypsy, so she put a curse on their family that made their noses gigantic.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Helge Lindh. German Social Dem (spd) politican. His mug comes up when you google "spd mongo"
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How come I knew this man's political alignment right away, before reading the text? I've never seen him before, if I did, I'd post him already.

Could be that similar guys just flock together - our local politicians tend to look something like this. Great catch.

 

[Chromeo]

Actor/singer Andrew Rannells. He looks like he had an MJ nose job (seems to be his real nose tho) and his skin and features appear so waxy and unnatural. Flat Eastern European face, almost Asian-ish. Weird.
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Why does it look like his face has been filled in from behind? Like his eyes aren't recessed enough or something. Is this a case of too much plastic surgery, or is it just his face?

 

[CorvidFag]

Hikaru Nakamura is the most normal looking of the bunch by far, but something about the lower half of his face throws me off.

The fatty jowls hanging off his face in addition to his mongoloid features give him the Downie visage.

 

[Treasure Champs]

This is Connor Newall, who apparently was picked out of high school in some arse end of nowhere piece of Scotland to be a male model, despite being about 90% ears.



Meanwhile, over in the Sammieverse thread, no-one can work out what the fuck this is. It looks a bit like an unwrapped mummy, but is, in actuality, Sammy's NOTW turned baby daddy.

 

[PandaChai]

English footballer (soccer player) Declan Rice

 

[Fart Huffer]

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Look, as a right-wing woman I love Trump and all, but JD gives me the creeps. He looks like a Neanderthal who was unfrozen from a block of ice, experimented on, but broke out of the lab to become a supervillian that battles the Justice League. That and like he constantly smells a fart. Male resting-bitch-face.

He literally looks like a FtM tranny who's been juicing for years.
Case in point, an assortment of pooners for your perusal:

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I always thought Tim Curry looked a bit like a frog.

 

[Welfare Bum]

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

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He looks like the dancing nigga in the "Walls Fall Out" video

 

[Otterly]

All of Radiohead.

Well if no one else wants Thom Yorke, I’ll take him off your hands and give him a home.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Found at the Ugly Male Psyop Thread, one of my favorite threads on lolcow.farm. Is the ugly male psyop the reason for Hollywoods decline, or has it always been like this?

 

[Lady Bizness]

Any other Kiwis into chess?

That made for a very challenging game of "Would You Rather?"

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Might be cheating to post a tranny (specifically the rare Tongan leiti) but this fellow looks like a missing link.

 

[TractorGirl]

Might be cheating to post a tranny (specifically the rare Tongan leiti) but this fellow looks like a missing link.

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That’s just Tongans, they’re all weird looking.

 

[Golden Face]

i cant bring myself to go to google and find a picture, mainly because i hate looking at him so much, but i despise the appearance of that obese bespectacled mulatto from severance.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Awssum Possum]

Marty Morrissey (Irish TV presenter)