Weird News

Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

I felt it needed to be said. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm Also,

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

 

[Yaks]

Man uses a handmade sign on his car to attract a wife

Looks like Chris had the right idea.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/ ... g~original

Classy, Daddy!
Also hi, I missed you.

 

[exball]

 

[cmcki]

Hah, saw this thread existed and ran over here to post that.

www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/o ... sturbating

 

[Saney]

Hah, saw this thread existed and ran over here to post that.

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/ ... sturbating

That sounds like something Robert Brockway would do...

 

[Himawari]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/16/ericka-marie-danna_n_4455098.html

Of all the things she could've snuck into jail (files, cigarettes, etc.) she brings in a pot pie. I shit you not.

I'm wondering if you mistyped or misread...

The pot pie would have been funnier.

 

[Trombonista]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...prouts--for-second-year-in-a-row-9030273.html

 

[The Dude]

http://i.imgur.com/zc0yJd1.png

Hay man, don't judge. We all have our sexual kinks.

 

[Pikonic]

http://i.imgur.com/zc0yJd1.png

Hay man, don't judge. We all have our sexual kinks.

Dot fuck with the guy, he'll kick your ass...while jackin off.
Is it fucked up I think he's kinda cute.

 

[Fialovy]

Yeah, how does that work? I mean, one of his hands isn't free after all.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah, how does that work? I mean, one of his MANOS isn't free after all.

Auto-erotic fellatio? Maybe meth makes you super flexible.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-busted-driving-real-nypd-squad-car-england-article-1.1562461

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-man-hasnt-washed-for-60-years

 

[Mourning Dove]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/10/kenyan-co ... e-4258064/

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Today, Pope Francis of the Roman Catholic Church prayed for peace and reconciliation between the opposition and the government in Ukraine and released two white doves as a symbolic gesture of peace.

Immediately after taking off, the doves were attacked by a crow and a seagull.

 

[Trombonista]

Man discovers long-lost sister at Wal-Mart

 

[The Dude]

Man discovers long-lost sister at Wal-Mart

That's really cool. I was adopted at birth and wonder about what siblings I may have.

 

[Trombonista]

Woman expecting identical triplets gives birth to identical quadruplets

 

[Trombonista]

New Crimean attorney general has Japanese fan art

 

[Dollars2010]

Shirtless Man With Gun Tattoo Wakes Up Surrounded By Police

 

[CatParty]

http://www.freep.com/article/201404...issing-Nebraska-boy-found-in-toy-claw-machine