Weird News

Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

I felt it needed to be said. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm Also,

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

 

[melty]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesth...mmercials-so?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.dn65gK6yP

A toddler loves a personal injury lawyer so much his mom throws him a birthday party themed after the guy:

 

[AnimuGinger]

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor...key_university.html#incart_hbx#incart_best-of

People be hating on the North Campus Turkey. He doesn't hurt anyone, he just wants love!

 

[Logia_Peter]

"American Police Force" set up their base in a small town, led by a man named Michael Hilton. But instead of being tied to a falling celebrity name, he ended up being possibly the cast off results of the creation of the next James Bond villain. And "American Police Force" was less legal police and more bizarre paramilitary force that follows "Hilton" around.

I'll give you guys the scariest name in his arsenal of aliases - Midrag Ilia Dokovitch.

That is not a name, that is something a dying secret service agent whispers to a British spy named 007.

Amazingly, instead of being used as labor or unwitting pawns, as soon as people started looking into Dokovitch he outright fled, leaving only an accountant behind with a message denying all wrongdoing.

http://billingsgazette.com/news/sta...cle_023e1c90-ae1b-11de-8891-001cc4c03286.html