Weird sleepover stories - Because kids can be really creepy

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I don't remember which thread I told this story in- but at some point of elementary school ( 2nd or 3rd grade) a few of my girl scout friends had a sleepover one night at one girl's house. We'll call her Courtney since that's her name and she'll never read this anyway. I wasn't fond of Courtney since she was spazzy, a crybaby, attention whore, and exuded a little-miss-perfect vibe that I detested. But her house was pretty fuckin cool so I was down to come over. Looking back her parents were super controlling and were probably beating her. Her mom was this really obnoxious soccer mom type who managed to drive a rift in our girl scout troop and just about dismantle the thing
( but that's another story) and her dad was this weirdly baby-faced dude who worked as a firefighter and had complete control of the household. Her mom actually had to get her dad's permission for Courtney to get her hair cut and I distinctly remember Courtney getting a parental screaming-at for wanting her hair cut short like mine. She'd have a crying meltdown over even the smallest bit of dirt on her clothes which at the time seemed just like her being a crybaby, now I think it was because her parents would flip their shit and punish her.

Now that I've said all that, let's get to the sleepover! It was chill for the most part though there was an awkward moment when someone sat on a crusty towel that Courtney explained was her piss towel. She had a bedwetting problem ( a friend of mine who stayed the night with her before confirmed that her parents went BALLISTIC whenever it happened) hence the towel, I guess. She eventually went to go take a shower while we all chilled watching The Grinch and came back in nothing but her underwear. She proceeded to very soberly and seriously do some weird armpit rubbing thing while we yelled at her to move out from in front of the TV and put some clothes on. She stayed undressed for a while and at some point went to the bathroom, and shouted out "DO YOU GUYS WANNA WATCH ME PEE?"

We didn't.

Eventually she got dressed and the night continued without incident.

Funny thing is that isn't the only time a sleepover involved nudity and peeing. Squeaky (as I'll call her) and her two sisters were also at Courtney's house that night but I slept over with them several times. Squeaky was a little Chris Chan esque and was definitely on the spectrum, but she had Mario Party 3, so fuck yeah. She went to take a shower but instead of casually waltzing in in her undies she FLEW into the room and tossed her towel aside with a resounding "TA-DAAAAAA!" and procedded to play Mario in her birthday suit. Her sisters yelled at her to put something on and we went to play some weird made up game- at some point she was sitting in a bucket with a blanket in it and when she got up you could see she had peed on it. I don't know.
I'm still friends with the sisters so I hate to talk crap about the family, but their house was FILTHY. There was a weird smell most likely due to their dog (a grown adult, not a puppy) not being housebroken at all. I've stepped in piss puddles a few times, there was dog poop in various stages of driedness, weird sticky spots, things piled up... It wasn't hoarder bad, but it was unsanitary and uncomfortable to be in.
 
My friend and I had a radio DJ play a clip of us pathetically pranking the station when I was staying over at his place.

We were probably around 8 or so, and we thought the height of hilarity would be to call the radio station that played oldies pop and rock and keep yelling in a bad fake Jamaican accent "I give you five dollar to play Wipeout! Five dolla Wipeout! Five dolla Wipeout!"

The DJ got sick of our shit, but before signing off, he said on air "oh, and parents, this is why you throw your kids into the dungeon after 9:00 pm" and played a soundbyte of us yelling "five dollah Wipeout!"
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
I don't remember which thread I told this story in- but at some point of elementary school ( 2nd or 3rd grade) a few of my girl scout friends had a sleepover one night at one girl's house. We'll call her Courtney since that's her name and she'll never read this anyway. I wasn't fond of Courtney since she was spazzy, a crybaby, attention whore, and exuded a little-miss-perfect vibe that I detested. But her house was pretty fuckin cool so I was down to come over. Looking back her parents were super controlling and were probably beating her. Her mom was this really obnoxious soccer mom type who managed to drive a rift in our girl scout troop and just about dismantle the thing
( but that's another story) and her dad was this weirdly baby-faced dude who worked as a firefighter and had complete control of the household. Her mom actually had to get her dad's permission for Courtney to get her hair cut and I distinctly remember Courtney getting a parental screaming-at for wanting her hair cut short like mine. She'd have a crying meltdown over even the smallest bit of dirt on her clothes which at the time seemed just like her being a crybaby, now I think it was because her parents would flip their shit and punish her.

Now that I've said all that, let's get to the sleepover! It was chill for the most part though there was an awkward moment when someone sat on a crusty towel that Courtney explained was her piss towel. She had a bedwetting problem ( a friend of mine who stayed the night with her before confirmed that her parents went BALLISTIC whenever it happened) hence the towel, I guess. She eventually went to go take a shower while we all chilled watching The Grinch and came back in nothing but her underwear. She proceeded to very soberly and seriously do some weird armpit rubbing thing while we yelled at her to move out from in front of the TV and put some clothes on. She stayed undressed for a while and at some point went to the bathroom, and shouted out "DO YOU GUYS WANNA WATCH ME PEE?"

We didn't.

Eventually she got dressed and the night continued without incident.

Funny thing is that isn't the only time a sleepover involved nudity and peeing. Squeaky (as I'll call her) and her two sisters were also at Courtney's house that night but I slept over with them several times. Squeaky was a little Chris Chan esque and was definitely on the spectrum, but she had Mario Party 3, so fuck yeah. She went to take a shower but instead of casually waltzing in in her undies she FLEW into the room and tossed her towel aside with a resounding "TA-DAAAAAA!" and procedded to play Mario in her birthday suit. Her sisters yelled at her to put something on and we went to play some weird made up game- at some point she was sitting in a bucket with a blanket in it and when she got up you could see she had peed on it. I don't know.
I'm still friends with the sisters so I hate to talk crap about the family, but their house was FILTHY. There was a weird smell most likely due to their dog (a grown adult, not a puppy) not being housebroken at all. I've stepped in piss puddles a few times, there was dog poop in various stages of driedness, weird sticky spots, things piled up... It wasn't hoarder bad, but it was unsanitary and uncomfortable to be in.
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That's a piss fetish waiting to happen with what sounds like sprinklings of daddy issues...look for Courtney on the most embarrassing sections of Pornhub in the future.
 
My cousin had a sleepover at a neighbor kid's house but decided to go home early for whatever reason.
When she went to tell the mom, she found her wrestling naked on the bed with her dad (my uncle). She went home and told her grandma and that was that
 
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