Weird stuff you keep on your nightstand - Your phone, your Trump picture, a midnight snack or your fleshlight

[Monika H.]

So?
What do you keep by your bedside?
Feel free to share!!!

 

[OhGoy]

i've got some lotion like every self-respecting man should

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

A small Alpaca plushie. I just think he's neat

 

[eldri]

A sloth and a corgie

 

[Draza]

A Zastava and a Christ necklace.

 

[Kitty Leaf]

Bottles of water. To keep me hydrated

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Gum, so my breath doesn't smell like death when I wake up.

And yes, I brush and floss, but I mean immediate relief from dragon breath.

 

[jewelry investor]

Bronze Age mindset

 

[sadstuck]

God, it's such a mess... I couldn't even begin to tell you.

 

[QU 734]

Dragon dildoes.

 

[Cake Farts]

An essential oil diffuser and a Himalayan salt lamp. Let me clarify that I don’t believe in that purifying woo bullshit, I think they make nice decorations and I like the smell of eucalyptus oil.

 

[AF 802]

I don't have a nightstand per-se (having to keep anything away from my bed due to epilepsy), but on my dresser across from my bed, I do have a wax melter (tart warmer). My coin container is also up there, as well as a lamp.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

A broken snow globe from Rome and a smol footy ball.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well, practically everything. My room's basically a janitor's closet.

 

[SadClownMan]

A pack of camel cigarettes, a motivational calendar, a lava lamp. You know the usual shit a boomer would have despite me being nowhere near that age yet.

 

[Nobunaga]

A photo of @Heinrich Himmler

 

[Sir Auroras]

I have a small shrine dedicated to my lord and savior, Chris-chan

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

A big ass boring book about accounting to help me sleep.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

A framed photo of your daddy in a Speedo.

 

[millais]

An incandescent lamp and a copy of "The War Memoirs of Commandant Ludwig Krause, 1899-1900" for my bedtime reading. I used to have a much larger stack of books there, but it was getting too unwieldy so now it's just the one book.