Weird traits you find attractive for some reason:

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Title, gimme some spicy stuff.
Dunno really why but I really like ladys with bushy eyebrows. No monobrows though, just some proper caterpillars.

 

[AMERICA]

Adult human men with a healthy BMI and a bit of muscle. Degenerate, I know.

 

[OrionBalls]

British teeth. No idea why.

 

[Maximultimate Gravy]

Women who are blunt and practically breath fire with their words.

 

[GorillaGhost]

Bunny teeth, nice legs, great tits, and "dick me" eyes.

 

[I Love Beef]

White girls who were raised to be Asian. Not like "UWUU I AM SO KAWAII" Kristen Dunst and Avril Lavinge weeaboo, I mean taught and raised properly in an Asian cultural environment. ngl I trust women who will eat dogs more than if they suck them off.

Naturally very skinny and slender women to the point that they're airy and almost delicately frail. Is this that feeling one calls "moe"?

Tall women.

Women with large heads, with puffy and meaty cute cheeks and chins.

Spoiler: what I mean

Women with as much muscle and meat at their shoulders as on their thighs and hips. Anatomically, female skeletal structures are more wider at the pelvis than at the shoulders, and they have symmetrical ribcages.

 

[Retink]

Shorty, greedy in a good way, and has a good head for business and enjoys technology with a questionable moral compass. Basically goblins.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Masculinity and a penis.

 

[the clap]

Women who share my passion for trains

 

[Pee Cola]

Paradoxically, the women I find most physically perfect are the ones with slight imperfections. A slightly lazy eye, one boob marginally smaller than the other, things of that nature. Stuff that only becomes noticeable after spending time in very close proximity. But it's no good being an asymmetrical hottie if she couldn't carry a conversation in a bucket.

I've also found that the older I get, the more flexible I am about physical attributes. If a lady gets stuck in my brain via her personality and values, then stuff like height and shape become secondary considerations. Says the lifelong chubby-chasing brunette enthusiast that once fell for a petite blonde purely because she was the first woman to really 'get' me.

Shorty, greedy in a good way, and has a good head for business and enjoys technology with a questionable moral compass. Basically goblins.

That's a long-winded way of saying "khazar milkers".

 

[AMHOLIO]

Someone who will call me a cunt to my face rather than resent me behind my back.

Shorty, greedy in a good way, and has a good head for business and enjoys technology with a questionable moral compass. Basically goblins.

True Kiwi answers.

Women who share my passion for trains

Truer kiwi answer. I pray even the most autistic of us can finish our lovequest.

Paradoxically, the women I find most physically perfect are the ones with slight imperfections.

It makes them unique and special.

 

[Retink]

No woman is "greedy in a good way".
At best you'll find "greedy in a bad way, but hasn't focused her evil bullshit on you...yet".
Why? Simple.
Women are greedy, lazy, immoral, and generally garbage tier human beings because their mommies and daddies spoiled them and taught them they're all princesses from day one.
Look for kind, generous, and stupid.
You'll be much happier.

Greedy in a good way just means she's not retarded with money and is loyal. The problem is most people are retarded with money, women more so.

That's a long-winded way of saying "khazar milkers".

Who doesn't like Khazar Milkers? They could have save six million lives!

True Kiwi answers.

Now just got to ki the wi.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Shorty, greedy in a good way, and has a good head for business and enjoys technology with a questionable moral compass. Basically goblins.

So, you want a Ferengi.

 

[Retink]

So, you want a Ferengi.

Aren't female Ferengi just sex slaves normally while the males are the ones who actually do everything, with one of the few successful Ferengi women having to pose as male long enough to essentially claim enough status to be untouchable? I'm not saying I want her to be the breadwinner, just that from what I remember in Trek lore the Ferengi women were basically Muslim women (well kept naked instead of in burkas) and the men were Jews, which is an odd pairing but I suppose opposites attract.

I was thinking more of WoW goblins:

• "It's a sure thing! With the right bribes, anything is street legal."
• "Let's get together and compare our figures."

• "Does this turn you on?" *jingles bag of gold*

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I like a nice flat stomach and firm b cup titties

 

[b0x]

Autism?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Mohawks.
I will fuck literally anything with a Mohawk.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Not really sure about something I find attractive, but I absolutely hate tattoos on women.

So do I....but I find Amber Luke really attractive.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Mohawks.
I will fuck literally anything with a Mohawk.

Spoiler: Oh, will you now?

 

[zero-who]

Dyed hair and tattoos.
It's a real shame that they're usually attached to the most obnoxious people.

 

[SandyCat]

Animal people apparently. And femboys. All the upsides of having a feminine bf without the mental illness of a tranny