Weirdest thing you ever fapped to

I was pretty desperate at our vacation house in the mountains... no internet or anything and a blizzard had us shut in. I was bored out of my fucking mind... it also had been about a week since I was able to choke the chicken.

anyway... masturbated to the couch by imagining fucking a bitch on it at first... but... I think I was horny enough that I was just wacking it to the couch. Blasted sauce all over it... Most reliving nut I ever had- made that couch my slut.
 
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Don't judge.
 
I got internet fairly late as a kid so I regularly fapped to the first half of the scene in final destination 3 where they are at the tanning beds. Only the first part of course because I get turned on by naked women and not by freak accidents in tanning beds. And also, I think final destination 4 also had tits
 
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