Skitzocow Wendell Charles NeSmith - Schizophrenic open-source philosophy teacher and angel of God, married to a dead 5-year old Palestinian girl

Is Wendell a Pedophile?

  • Yes, he is a danger to children

    Votes: 200 69.7%

  • Yes, but he probably isn't a danger to children

    Votes: 33 11.5%

  • No, he is just is fixated with purity

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • No, it is a result of his schizophrenia

    Votes: 50 17.4%
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Underestimated Nutria said:
Wendell could you tell me what you did to your penis back in 2012? Were you punishing yourself?

What would you do if you met a 45 year old lady who loved your soul, philosophy, etc? Could you see yourself in a relationship with her? What about a nice handsome well-dressed young man who writes clever essays about Schopenhauer?
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I understand that this is directly addressed to Wendell, but I can give some insight regarding a man: it is doubtful. He wants a woman with charm/appeal to represent him and his motive--if I recall correctly, an innocent girl. He believes people will respect his cause more with the face of a female child than his own.
 
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Mushroom Soup said:
I 100% don't believe that he isn't a danger to children just because of his 'marriage'. You gotta remember that schizo brains don't act rationally. This dude could be walking down the street one day, see a kid who looks a bit like Inas, maybe she says or does something that triggers his broken neurons into firing, suddenly he's ranting about his 'wife' being reincarnated and he's stalking a living girl.
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I'm not sure. On the one hand, schizos seem to follow some sort of internal logic, albeit logic that is totally alien to the rest of us. On the other hand, he is a habitual cannabis user, which is known to significantly worsen the prognosis of schizophrenia, so a manic break like that might not be out of the question.

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Inas Shawket Episode 72: Circle of Life
chantalisfat said:
- He never yelled at any parents about fucking their daughter. That was a lie. He made friends with a family with a young daughter while staying at a campground. He ended up revealing to them that he was interested in marrying a young girl who he could teach. Apparently they didn't like that and called the cops. He was attacked by two cops the following morning and they took him to a clinic. There, they drugged W heavily and transported him by helicopter to a psych ward, where they tortured him for the next three months. He admits to being drunk when the cops attacked him, but says he did nothing to provoke them.
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>He claims the cops attacked him in response to reaching for his camera
drink the bog water said:
Drink the bog water confirmed for Atheden
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>He isn't quite sure what this means. Do you support Atheden?
>:He is proud of us for wanting to learn the truth and for providing a synopsis of every episode
>:He loves us and says that he's winning us over to his side :heart-full:
>He contemplates releasing our souls, or allowing us to serve as admins of hell
Sniggez said:
He then returns to ranting against vaccines and threatening headquarters/capitals, and also the dome of the rock (he may think that's a capital building and just not realize what the picture he's threatening.)
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>He knows that the dome of the rock isn't a capital building and knows very well what he's threatening
>He is the antichrist and the reincarnation of Jesus, but is not God
>Shoutout to @chantalisfat, @drink the bog water and @Jewthulhu for being his favorites. He doesn't like anyone else from the forum :heart-empty:
>His content will make us all better people
>He wants us to become his students
>He doesn't want people to commit crimes, he just wants to beautify the world
>He is trying to cope with being "famous"
>A moment of clarity as he realizes he is making up the rules for who can roam between heaven and hell
His response to having a thread is certainly... unique. Is this the first cow to be genuinely glad that he has a thread?
 
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I feel like....uh.....maybe the authorities in the area should know that there's a schizo readily admitting that he's a pedophile. Maybe put him on a list or something.
 
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chantalisfat said:
New video:
This one includes a song!

Why should we have chosen to kill the 10 million people rather than 5 million from the same race, Wendell?
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I've never been so thankful for the speed setting on YouTube. He talks like he is fresh out of a 20 year long coma.

Video summary

>Wendel thinks Kiwi Farms is intruding on his life because people are discussing his pedophilia
>Wendel gives a big thumbs up to @drink the bog water and says he loves him and looks forward to spending the rest of eternity with him. Awww! <3 He thanks Kiwi Farms in general and says that "this is what he wanted anyway" because throughout his life he's had to entertain himself and now he has a site full of adoring fans to entertain him
>Shows off a copy of Heretic briefly. Neat and good taste Wendel!
>Does a big HMMM over our poll and states that it thinks he's a danger to children
>Claims he's thick skinned and doesn't let things bother him, then goes on to talk about things that bother him
>"I have dedicated my life to kids"
>Goes on about his own QAnon conspiracy for a bit
>Again restates how grateful he is to not have to archive so much anymore. Calls us his "family" and "awesome"
>@drink the bog water is "now my friend, and a part of me now" He will protect him in this life and teach him whatever he wants (ominously zooms in on ukulele)
>Calls us to rally together under him. @Jewthulhu is a bit of a dickhead, but "he'll work on him"
>Elaborates a bit on his concept of innocence
>"I called myself a pedophile in order to save the world"
>Literally says "I wanted to build a girlfriend from the ground-up" Bless him
>He says he only likes children once they've reached the 5 year old mark, he don't like babies because they can't talk and dont have personalities.
>Describes himself as "slow and articulate". One part of that is right
>"Our gender is tied to our soul" and some other rambling about gender. We're all athiests here on the farms apparently
>Rants about the Australian prime minister and the premier of Victoria
>He loves the emoji of Jace saluting :semperfidelis:"It shows respect"
>Thinks Australia is the most oppressive country
>Another ukulele song!
>"I am proud of all of you on Kiwi Farms"
>Shows off Deadwings views and says you "can't put famous in quotes anymore"
>Talks about making his videos "for kids" to honor Inas or some shit

About it. Again I couldn't do this without speed control. 2x makes him sound bearable
 
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Shakashuri Blowdown said:
He talks like he is fresh out of a 20 year long coma.
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Prepare to have your soul reaped for that comment :jaceknife: He talks slowly so that the AI and idiots like you and I can understand him.

I'm enjoying Wendell's ukulele playing, our boy is pretty good. The singing.... needs some work. Who wants to win Wendell's signed ukulele? I vote for @drink the bog water Wendell, you might want to rethink the view count for Darkwing Duck's video though - I don't think any of his videos have ever reached 1 million views so you might be waiting a long time to start your giveaway :optimistic: I really want a Kiwi to receive a piece of cow memorabilia IRL, though I'm not sure who would be brave enough to show their power level to Wendy and give him their mailing address.

Another question for Wendell regarding the paedophilia: In this video, are you saying you literally made up the entire paedo thing to get attention to your cause? You're not actually a paedo? If so, then bruh. Of all the things to lie about, why choose the one that is guaranteed to evoke revulsion and disgust? Have you considered how this might put you in physical danger, i.e. someone local to you seeing your videos and attacking you for openly saying you're paedo?
 
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Lurk said:
Prepare to have your soul reaped for that comment :jaceknife: He talks slowly so that the AI and idiots like you and I can understand him.

I'm enjoying Wendell's ukulele playing, our boy is pretty good. The singing.... needs some work. Who wants to win Wendell's signed ukulele? I vote for @drink the bog water Wendell, you might want to rethink the view count for Darkwing Duck's video though - I don't think any of his videos have ever reached 1 million views so you might be waiting a long time to start your giveaway :optimistic: I really want a Kiwi to receive a piece of cow memorabilia IRL, though I'm not sure who would be brave enough to show their power level to Wendy and give him their mailing address.

Another question for Wendell regarding the paedophilia: In this video, are you saying you literally made up the entire paedo thing to get attention to your cause? You're not actually a paedo? If so, then bruh. Of all the things to lie about, why choose the one that is guaranteed to evoke revulsion and disgust? Have you considered how this might put you in physical danger, i.e. someone local to you seeing your videos and attacking you for openly saying you're paedo?
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I think he answered it himself straight after when he told us about his age preferences for children. I think Wendels thing is he doesn't label himself a pedophile, he has some mental gymnastics he jumps through similar to the MAP people where he's a child spirit guide or some nonsense. In this case guiding his dick into into the spirit of a child :cryblood:
 
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I'm not an atheist though wendell ):
something ive been wondering about, is if he has a lot of footage he doesn't use, because his vlogs are edited clips of him talking about whatever crosses his mind. Perhaps he eliminates a lot of footage in the process?
 
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No one from KF going to kill you, Wendell. I'm worried about how affected you are by the trolls and negative comments. Imagine how bad it would get if DWD's video got a million views. The dichotomy of being deeply affected by people's comments yet wanting to draw attention to yourself through publicly stating you're a pedophile is interesting. I suppose you tried drawing positive attention to yourself/your ideas but negative attention is much easier to attract.

I'll start summarizing videos again shortly. It's just hard because there's a lot of content in each video and not much filler. W also comes out with a ton of content daily. Wendell, would you be willing to summarize your desires for this world, why you want to destroy it, and what your plans are for the world? Like maybe the bullet points of your beliefs/plan? I know you've already dedicated a decade to getting all of this information out, but it's hard to keep up with your new content and also delve into the older content. You're right about me being a loser without anything better to do, but it's still a ton of content.

Also, do you have a roommate? I noticed someone saying your name in a previous video, but know that your family is being difficult at the moment and that you've said you don't have any close friendships. I'm sure your family will get over this and you won't lose them permanently. Although it is pretty shitty that they'd stop talking to you because some dude on the internet did a livestream misinterpreting your content. I hope you're in better spirits today.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
@Jewthulhu I know of 2 others, Fedsmoker & Kelly Ronahan.

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Welp, we all know we’re not doing this for the glory...

But it sure is nice to hear someone else acknowledge that we’re doing God’s work here on Kiwi Farms.

Thanks Wendell! I think.

EDIT: Aww, Wendell doesn’t like us anymore! :( That was rather quick and unexpected.
 
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chantalisfat said:
I'm worried about how affected you are by the trolls and negative comments
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Seconding this concern. Not gonna lie, I felt pretty bad watching that video. Don't neck yourself over the Farms, Wendell. We're just a bunch of autistic shitlords.

There's very few cows I'd wish harm on, and Wendy ain't one of them.

I changed my vote on the poll to "not a paedo, its part of his schizophrenia" The last couple videos point that way to me. Its especially sad if the paedo claims are some convoluted way to commit suicide by angry mob. I get the impression that if there were a female version of Wendell, and his own age, he'd be perfectly happy with her and never have the urge to lay a finger on a child. Correct me if I'm wrong though, Wendell.

Its just that he's abandoned all logic as a result of his illness.

Wendell, whats your opinion on other people that we'd term "schizophrenic", who also believe that they're jesus, as you do? How do you know which one is right? Are you all jesus? You said words to the effect of "schizophrenics" actually being the sane ones and that schizophrenia doesn't exist, and I'm interested on hearing more of your thoughts on that. I said it a few pages back that all "schizophrenics" appear to have the exact same beliefs and I find it fascinating.

This is turning out to be a sad but thunkful thread.
 
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Fapcop said:
Welp, we all know we’re not doing this for the glory...

But it sure is nice to hear someone else acknowledge that we’re doing God’s work here on Kiwi Farms.

Thanks Wendell! I think.

EDIT: Aww, Wendell doesn’t like us anymore! :( That was rather quick and unexpected.
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I know you can't really diagnose over the internet, but I'm wondering if he's schizoaffective and starting on a depressive phase. He's clearly been manic the past few weeks, and I'm not sure what else could account for the sudden and extreme downswing in mood.
 
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