Prologue: My Plea
September 26, 2020
My name is Wendell Charles NeSmith and I came to the nation's heart to demand assisted suicide. I have extensively documented the last ten years of my life where I am constantly abused, threatened, and countless times been physically attacked by the goons of your world both criminal and power-mad enforcement, all for merely trying to save the world. At every step of the way I not only stood up to my fiercest enemies but in fact utterly oblivorated them. But through that prowwceees, Iz becaaame noootzz norrmmazllsss. Cuuuzz I dennn cwreate a knew bmeothod obvwaa cooommupjmmjiiccaationnn. Annadaddaa drrrooww dessse nnewww metod ob communibatyion -------9909======= wee e cwaaannn cwoooommmmuuuuhjnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiicccaaaaatttteeeeeee..... Dooooeeesssqwqqd dooooowwww underrrsstaaaaaaa nnn whaattt weeee dwwwaa jud did? buhahahaha.
Wellccooome to da newww waayayyay offf twaallkiing anddd commmuniiicicaaaatinggg cuuuuzzzzz I wuuuuuuuuvvvvvvv........... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Asss wee forgweets da speceeeefiiicsss, wattt ourrr mindss fwooocussss s on daaaa backdroppppppppp... And we floattttt toooooo daaaaa reaaasssonnnn, whyyyyy weeeee mwuuuust wiiiiiiioivvvvvv....
I demand that the Australian Capital Territory, Canberra, the Heart of Australia, euthanise me. Every government is refusing to protect me. I have all of the evidences into the corruptions of the ACT Government and they are refusing to speak to me about their corruptions even though I moved here so that I could speak with them about their corruptions, how much sense does this make, why does the government keep ignoring me, how can they keep operating without giving their surnames meaning why are the people letting the government operate anonymously, because the police also refuse to give their last names and this is consistent across all government departments and I don't understand why the people are letting them get away with this because they don't care about the people are they ignore the people even when the people come to them identifying huge problems within their system none of it makes sense and I keep getting abused by the public for pointing all of this weird shit out.
This book will be written in a new style that I am now developing, so please bear with me. But ultimately, this book is a letter to the ACT Government pleading my case for them to end my life. It will stand as a public piece to go down in history as my stance on under what circumstances assisted suicide should be allowed. Unlike the last few books I have written, I will not release this book chapter by chapter. I will spend my time writing this book which may leave my fans on edge. But the first season of Enas Shawkat has been completed. I have to pry myself away from that camera. Because I realised something very clearly from the haters this time.
They will take things out of context. They will have missed bits from other episodes explaining things. They are going to hate and you can't change their mind once they hate. Even they haters who supposedly change their mind about you still hate on you. They won't stay away from your content no matter how many times you tell them to go away. They will blame you for contradictions when they just don't understand what they are talking about. They have no logic in their thought processessssss. They are merez robotz. Beeepp boooop. Government jobs are cushy and there is no accountability and they can do a bad job and that is just passed off as being the government and the police can be in a war with the people and that is okay.
The only way for my proposition to work is to propose it to children. Because the government has proven time and time again that it won't listen to me if I directly talk to it. So this letter will be to my beautiful young fan girls. Because it is ultimately you girls who will either fix these problems that I am identifying or support my cause and have me voluntarily executed.
I doooown’tt knooww howww too makez productionzzz to stopppzz myyyyzz hattterrzzz. Andz daz majorities of my audience are hatterrrzzz. And my haterrrz lovezzz that because they all teamz upz on me. They possess no ability to utilise logic in their thought processing but they can attack me on every single level and the government can not only refuse to protect me but instead encourage the behaviour? I no longer need to pursue these corrupt people because I have extensively documented my efforts in pursuing them. I have shown you exactly the kind of beast we are dealing with. I don’t need to keep repeating the same test over and over again when I have already proven its corruption.
Enjoy this children’s book that is designed to dive into the most difficult question that humanity has ever had to deal with.
I am not suicidal. I am in my right mind. I am pleading to the government to end my life since it refuses to protect me from those who wish me harm.
Please do not take this prologue at face value. For you are about to take a mystical adventure. There is great nuance in what I am presenting. It is left up to the reader to be able to discern this nuance and be capable of distinguishing the shades of colours carefully applied to the canvas.
I hope you enjoy my sixth book. One cannot write six philosophy books if they don’t have something important to say. Maybe I will start writing many philosophy books for young girls. Let’s see where my life directs me – where me girls direct me…
Not making fun of you, in fact I am really worried about you. In fact, he mentions a comment i made about no kid ever watching this. We all are worried about you man.
