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The misery porn is too much, IMHO. This is the type of shit real 12-year-olds would write on Creepypasta.com, as a prelude to their violent revenge fantasies starring their Jeff the Killer / Slenderman proxy OC. It's cringe when they do it, and it's doubly so when it's a twenty-something english major clearly trying to make something grounded and serious. There are better, more mature ways of making this kid's life a living hell, that he'd start to believe whatever the dead tell him.
The second I heard the intro to creative writing tier line about the MC striking his brother and it being all end of the world blah blah blah, I KNEW Wendi would cream his panties about it. I should have also expected him to find a way to botch pronouncing "cataclysmic," but I guess I forgot my bingo card for this one.
 
The second I heard the intro to creative writing tier line about the MC striking his brother and it being all end of the world blah blah blah, I KNEW Wendi would cream his panties about it. I should have also expected him to find a way to botch pronouncing "cataclysmic," but I guess I forgot my bingo card for this one.
Masturbation is a sin, he really should learn that.
 
I'd rather listen to them read some MLP clop-clop fic than whatever the fuck this story was. I dont think I've checked out on a story this hard in a while. I actually said out loud "this fucking sucks" and closed the vid.
 
New Weird Bible
Decent episode, felt less phoned in than the last one, but still phoned in. I don't understand how tech issues are always present when presumably both creators make money doing this for a living.

Also, I know it's for money, but Aiden just needs to stop reading the Message bible translation super chats. They're abysmal.
 
I get where you're coming from, but as soon as I heard "fairy tale" in the story, I stopped looking at it as a realistic story and just simply as a fairy tale, so I can't really apply real world sense to this one. Haven't finished it yet, saving the rest for work tomorrow, I'm only about like 45 minutes in or so though.
That's pretty much how I felt as well. I have the same basic problem with it that I did with Enscorcelled in the Earth. They're both almost timeless and anachronistic but there's a few lines that could have been skipped or written around that date them. It's not a major problem in either case, even less so this time since all it was was the mention of TVs existing meaning it's at least post-60s (probably in the 80s or 90s would be my guess since the narrator/protagonist is an adult in the now), but just a nitpick that I have for them
 
the government keeps psyoping me to read house of leaves
so I just ordered it so they'll finally leave me alone
if it sucks it's goon's fault
I finished the book.
I doubt a single one of you want to hear a retard's literary analysis but here's some thoughts
half the fun of this book sitting and thinking about everything you read
just trying to guess what's going and who is who or even what's real
while the house itself is scary and interesting the characters and even the writers who are characters in themselves are what keeps you reading
this book is alot like the house itself where you wonder where it ends or where it starts and how it merges in with itself
But what really surprised me about the book was how much I laughed reading it
and this didn't come of a character or quips mind you, it came from the fucking editor notes
you'll see them as -ED, they are so blunt and professional and cold in contrast to the two writers that it snaps you back to reality every time you see them
sometimes it even reads like ED is making fun of them even though all they do is make small corrections without any opinions
Sorry for the ramble, at the end do I recommend this book?
yes
, it's has few moments where I rolled by eyes and speed read a few pages but for the rest of the time my eyes were glued to the book
even someone like me who never reads real books finished it in ten days, could have finished it sooner but I only read on my work breaks and on the train

anyway I'm still in the reading mood so I ordered the pen pals book, should be coming today
 
ChatGPT, make me an image if an extremely morbidly obese green My Little Pony dressed like a wizard, eating pizza, and farting.
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I love how I can ask for perfectly innocuous things and Bing is like "HEY YOU'RE TRYNA MAKE PORN THERE, AINT'CHA, FELLA?!" and then I put that prompt in and it cranks out what is obviously porn (to somebody, not me of course). I will say the GPT4o image generation is incredibly good, it gives me exactly what I want first try about half the time, even if I need something incredibly specific and don't give it anywhere close to enough detail to get what I want. Straight up mind-reading. The only issue is it's not great on backgrounds if you don't specify, it's usually that blank sepia tone like here, but if you specify it's perfect
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I don't understand how tech issues are always present when presumably both creators make money doing this for a living.
I feel this way about so many various podcasts. There's one I listen to from time to time that's had the same technical issues for like a decade despite the hosts making a living in radio and audio production prior.
Bunch of lazy niggers and retarded faggots who just can't be bothered.

Edit: Hunter never seems to have issues from what I can tell, though. He and his team know what's up.
 
As somebody who streams recreationally (just to people I know, the modern equivalent of hanging out on the couch while one of us is playing a game) sometimes shit just breaks for no reason. OBS loses your stream key. You updated your GPU driver and some portion of the install was botched in a way where everything works perfectly until you try to share your screen. Your USB port decides that it doesn't like your microphone anymore and you have to plug it into a different one. I won't say it's difficult but if you're a one-man-band you really are juggling a ton of stuff and relying on strangers who think it's funny to lie to try and make your stream presentable and trying to have it be an elegant process without a team behind you giving feedback and helping solve the problems in real time is nearly impossible. There's a ghost in the machine and he really likes fucking with you

I've never watched Meat's streams but when it comes to recording he has a dedicated studio with dedicated machines for each purpose and actual staff to monitor and fix things when stuff goes bad.

If you want an idea of how stupid the machines are, when they're recording Creepcast they have two separate audio streams from a single microphone. They're chatting on Discord and recording their end of the call with whatever other program they use and then the two audio feeds are spliced together for a high quality recording instead of a direct discord call like Weird Bible. If there was a problem with the hardware, dying microphone, bad USB cable, some kind of interference, whatever, Meat would hear it on the other end of the discord call and be able to tell. He can't though, because the hardware is fine. The problem is in Wendi's recording software. Maybe his bitrate is too low, maybe his ram is dying, but whatever it is it's impossible to diagnose in real time, and if it's intermittent like it usually is then it probably won't even get caught if they do a five minute test recording before starting for realsies
 
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When I heard the story was by the same author as "I clean hoarder houses for a living" I didn't have high expectations but I did try to listen to it. This writer feels like they are trying too hard, the horder house one had way too many ideas that they tried to cram into the story and this one felt like it was taking too long to tell the story and prefers to just wallow in the misery, I couldn't listen to it all the way through because of it. Maybe I just don't like the author's writing style, but it just feels like the author thinks they are writing some epic dark poem and creating high class art when it just feels like this guy took a couple creative writing courses.

This story does not stick out from the numerous other modern creepypastas, because it seems like every modern creepypasta is about either a serious "don't you dare have fun reading this story because it is about depression/bad families/evil religious people" or about some over the top eldritch deity from another dimension. Hopefully, they start reading either really good stuff or absolute dogshit, or at least about something different.
 
When I heard the story was by the same author as "I clean hoarder houses for a living" I didn't have high expectations but I did try to listen to it. This writer feels like they are trying too hard, the horder house one had way too many ideas that they tried to cram into the story and this one felt like it was taking too long to tell the story and prefers to just wallow in the misery, I couldn't listen to it all the way through because of it. Maybe I just don't like the author's writing style, but it just feels like the author thinks they are writing some epic dark poem and creating high class art when it just feels like this guy took a couple creative writing courses.

This story does not stick out from the numerous other modern creepypastas, because it seems like every modern creepypasta is about either a serious "don't you dare have fun reading this story because it is about depression/bad families/evil religious people" or about some over the top eldritch deity from another dimension. Hopefully, they start reading either really good stuff or absolute dogshit, or at least about something different.
I do think it was leagues better than "I clean hoarder houses for a living" and would argue of the "modern creepypasta" style it's definitely one of the better ones. In fact, I quite liked part 1 but agree it dragged on thereafter; He definitely needed an editor to tell him to compress it down to maintain the sense of intrigue throughout.
 
because it seems like every modern creepypasta is about either a serious "don't you dare have fun reading this story because it is about... evil religious people"
I swear, it seems that they have read a dozen stories about le evil church with evil religious cult people out in the forest at this point. Reddit "writers" think they can make their mediocre stories suddenly scary by slapping a big religious theme on top of it, because religion scares them in real life.

I quite liked part 1 but agree it dragged on thereafter; He definitely needed an editor to tell him to compress it down to maintain the sense of intrigue throughout.
Most of these no sleep stories drag on tbh. They always fumble the ball as the story goes on. I think even Hunter mentioned this recently, but it seems like none of these guys ever plan out their stories beyond their initial spooky premises, and it really shows. So they either just sputter out with nowhere to go, or completely jump the shark and start talking about the CIA kidnapping children to create portals to hell.
 
Latest entry had a horrible start, the misery porn was excessive and could have been condensed. But the moment I decided to imagine the story happening with Tim Burton Claymation visuals it kind of clicked for me for a while. It was at its strongest building up the threat and uncertainty surrounding Windy.

Unfortunately the third act and epilogue left me disappointed. It just drags and drags trying to resolve loose ends and explain things that would have been better left to the imagination.
 

Da boys better get on finishing Marble Hornets, looks like they're trying to pick back up with something

Alex looks pregnant gotdamn

The premise seems to be Alex and Jay (the Marble Hornets characters, not the actors/creators) tried to make a podcast about movies. The place they're making it in is just stupidly haunted though so whenever they try to interview people about things they just immediately start traumadumping while Alex is way too fake-cheerful. I hope the intent, at least for this episode, is horror-comedy because I was laughing my ass off the entire episode

I'm actually really excited, really dug the vibe. hopefully it doesn't fizzle out like the last attempt at a Marble Hornets sequel did


I think it might take place in 'The Ark', seems like an almost empty mirror world, there's a part where they're trying to find people to interview and they have a really hard time finding literally anyone
 
I love how I can ask for perfectly innocuous things and Bing is like "HEY YOU'RE TRYNA MAKE PORN THERE, AINT'CHA, FELLA?!" and then I put that prompt in and it cranks out what is obviously porn (to somebody, not me of course). I will say the GPT4o image generation is incredibly good, it gives me exactly what I want first try about half the time, even if I need something incredibly specific and don't give it anywhere close to enough detail to get what I want. Straight up mind-reading. The only issue is it's not great on backgrounds if you don't specify, it's usually that blank sepia tone like here, but if you specify it's perfect
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But will Wendi give in and start streaming high on coke? Will he respond to the superchat by "Cupcakes sucks cope and sneed" 12 times? Tune in next time on Creepcast Z!
 
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