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I cannot imagine wanting fucking Emiru's opinion on literally anything, least of all ICE. This might be the smartest thing she's ever done or said.
Don't worry, it only took a couple days of people chimping out on her for her to cave and apologize for her act of aggression.

Those are some very gay glasses.
He also looks like he's done something very gay with his hair.

I'm calling it now, Hunter is going to troon out at some point.
 
I do think from a purely literary perspective this is one of the worst creepypastas ever written, the author is probably an ESL child. Regardless, good episode, suffah Huntah
For everyone 1 Ben drowned and the Russian sleep experiment there are 1000 ESL happy appy and suicidemouse.avi pastas written by children. That's always been the curse of creepypasta. Anyone can write it but that means that 12 year olds end up being the bulk of the writers.
 
If Happy Appy was a slop analog horror series there would be 50 youtubers tripping overthemselves to make a video about it called "This series TRAUMATISED ME!!!"
tbf it's extremely easy to make a fake children's show that looks like it was made by a serial killer for no dollars by having a few friends dig around their attics and giving you stuff they haven't gotten around to throwing away yet to use as props and it's a genuinely creepy aesthetic, the worse it is the better. Fake children's shows that genuinely look good like Don't Hug Me I'm Scared are much harder to find (Also Don't Hug Me I'm Scared would make for a great, short creeptv, it's like 45 minutes of high quality content. Creepy cult stuff and metaphysics to ponder for Wendi and body horror/genuinely good craftsmanship/artistry for Meat, I think they'd both love it)
 
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I see Hunter is wearing Faliol's spectacles as punishment for his shit takes, may he witness nightmares inshallah
 
Can I say that I hate Creepcast? It's literally just Hunter and this nigga reading Reddit and Creepypasta posts for hours while shilling 'meundies' or whatever the fuck.
 
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For everyone 1 Ben drowned and the Russian sleep experiment there are 1000 ESL happy appy and suicidemouse.avi pastas written by children. That's always been the curse of creepypasta. Anyone can write it but that means that 12 year olds end up being the bulk of the writers.
Sturgeon's law except for Creepypasta the cream of the crop isn't even particularly good writing wise (at least Ben Drowned did have admittedly good visuals and Russian Sleep Expirment was schlocky fun).

Justified Hunter Crashout
Assuming the biographical details of the fictitious author match the actual author, I hope this guy got turned into paste in Ukraine.
 
Goddamn, did you write the fucking story? Don't worry, your melting pot of reddit slop was very good, Isiah said so and that's all that matters. Calm down nigger.
Maybe the author should write a story called Mother Basketball Eyes about the haunted watermelon and fried chicken interface. And instead of alcohol the main character is addicted to crack and instead of the CIA its people enforcing child support payments. That might be more your speed
 
Sturgeon's law except for Creepypasta the cream of the crop isn't even particularly good writing wise (at least Ben Drowned did have admittedly good visuals and Russian Sleep Expirment was schlocky fun).
The Russian Sleep experiment pasta always creeped me out because the Russian government did make a super powered fentanyl based gas that they used in a botched hostage situation in Moscow way back in 2002. Unlike most other pastas that deal with the supernatural or haunted video games it's very much within the realm of possibility for a stimulant gas to be made and for people to go insane being exposed to it. Like I could imagine in some alternant universe the US making that gas and testing it during the MK ultra experiments back in the 60s.
 
People are really this mad over the liberal arts fag having the exact opinions they already knew he had. Lol. Lmao even.
Dude. I told you it's people being mad over his take because who the fuck asked him?
Also AND I QUOTE "I'm not right or left. I'm not on anyone's side. I'm an uninformed retard" he literally said this. That creates an expectation that he won't.
 
The Russian Sleep experiment pasta always creeped me out because the Russian government did make a super powered fentanyl based gas that they used in a botched hostage situation in Moscow way back in 2002. Unlike most other pastas that deal with the supernatural or haunted video games it's very much within the realm of possibility for a stimulant gas to be made and for people to go insane being exposed to it. Like I could imagine in some alternant universe the US making that gas and testing it during the MK ultra experiments back in the 60s.
It's why films like the Crazies freaked me out when I was younger. Goverments get up to shit and are not honest with the public. You got Russian hikers, fit young adults, start dropping dead randomly because of some residual nerve gas or some shit. Or a Russian lab making anthrax has a leak and kills like 50 people. Or the US knowingly spreads syphilis to healthy adults to study the effects. Or a camp for girls gets covered in "snow" from nearby nuclear testing. Or China (with US help) making viruses in a densely populated city and they have a leak just before the biggest travel holiday. Then when something does happen and the goverment comes in to help, are you actually safe or are they cleaning house to cover it up.

The point is I want more grounded stories about goverments fucking around and the public unwittingly finding out.
 
Sturgeon's law except for Creepypasta the cream of the crop isn't even particularly good writing wise (at least Ben Drowned did have admittedly good visuals and Russian Sleep Expirment was schlocky fun).

Justified Hunter Crashout
Assuming the biographical details of the fictitious author match the actual author, I hope this guy got turned into paste in Ukraine.
Keeping his daughter private so she does not need to be tied to him and can become her own person later in life is a sweet sentiment and I respect that he is being forward thinking about protecting his kids anonymity, but damn is he optimistic that he will still be popular and relevant 15 years from now when she enters high school and that stuff might become a problem.
 
Can I say that I hate Creepcast? It's literally just Hunter and this nigga reading Reddit and Creepypasta posts for hours while shilling 'meundies' or whatever the fuck.
It used to be way better, the first few months they did it and showed real passion. Now they've read pretty much every famous and highly regarded creepypasta and just kind of put out slop for the money. Still not bad to listen to while doing chores tbh.
 
Sturgeon's law except for Creepypasta the cream of the crop isn't even particularly good writing wise (at least Ben Drowned did have admittedly good visuals and Russian Sleep Expirment was schlocky fun).

Justified Hunter Crashout
Assuming the biographical details of the fictitious author match the actual author, I hope this guy got turned into paste in Ukraine.
This story was spammed to hell and back in the comments and on Reddit
And in the end, it was just a very shitty Squidward's suicide, honestly, the worst story ye,t and that's saying something
At least we got the best crash out so far
 
So I suffered though the whole episode and I am confused at what the appie videos are supposed to be. Like 1999 is straightforward, the videos are of a man in a bear suit snuffing out real kids, they are not acting, there is a very real crime taking place. But with Happy Appie, he is a small clay model some guy lazily slapped together on his first day working for Nickelodeon and called it good. So are the videos all fake and they are just weird violent videos that has a claymation apple on a stick in them or are the videos real and there is an actual apple monster killing real kids. If it is the former, why bother with the videos outside of just having them be an oddity, but if it is the latter, then an apple monster going around killing kids is a much bigger concern then the weird stalker guy harassing the protagonist.
 
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