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He's 100% going to cry. He's mentioned that his English teacher cried when they read the part that goes something like "He knew only that the child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke." And i guarantee that Wendi will also read this part and at the very least get choked up
Couldn't force myself to listen to Isaiah's 5th grade book report. Did he end up crying in the video, and was my prediction correct?
 
Couldn't force myself to listen to Isaiah's 5th grade book report. Did he end up crying in the video, and was my prediction correct?
He did get emotional in places.
I thought the video was ok. I understand why people see him making these as him punching above his intellectual weight class. I think they're fine, not as good as his videos on fnaf or on the various args(most of witch most aren't games but whatever). I don't mind his "book report" videos but I can understand why others would be. The Iceberg videos have been gone for so long that there's no point in bringing them back but the video game theory/lore videos are still fun even if not for everyone.
 

Holy shit this was retarded. Could have just replaced the entire video with USA BAD. The tldr is UN official dying in a """mysterious""" air crash in the Congo during a civil war which he was negotiating to stop, mysterious in quotation marks because there was an actual survivor that didn't collaborate any of the theories (which are all various shades of "USA did it" because god forbid blame the commies for something, since reddit wouldn't look at that kindly). The main part that is mysterious is finding one of the dead people situated at a weird position, but it could have been done by any of the subhumans around the area, and is absolutely bizarre move for any agency to announce itself as guilty, not to mention the sheer fucking logistics of tailing the plane on a vehicle to get to the crash site exactly on time and hope the body makes it out so they can put a gay message that announces themselves as American to leave a nice trail.

The Chinese man said it best.
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It's almost certainly either pilots fuck up or ground crew fuckup, and trying to put every Nigger tale as some evidence for foul play when they would have no context in the middle of a civil war in the middle of the night what was happening. Also lol at the UN official "on the cusp of a brokering peace" somehow without anyone else knowing about it so it would continue after his death.

Also he really shills hard the Congo government despite it fracturing immediately along with WEST BAD, and put allegedly over any violence and rape towards Europeans in Africa, since that never happens. He also talks about Soviet control of the area as if it was a nothingburger which is moronic and that the USA getting involved against it is the immoral part.

Also he mentions Epstein case as some "look this was correct so I have a moral card to put whatever retarded theory I have". For some reason he calls it the "biggest sex trafficking ever" which is both incorrect in scale or people involved, both currently and historically.
 
When they were talking about what they would have in a bag to lure in the ghost, I imagine we all knew to a person Hunter's would be something stupid, self-deprecating, and degenerate in a lame way. Literally ANYTHING would have been funnier than "a polaroid of me in a speedo" or whatever he wound up saying.
"Damn, Hunter--we want to lure it in, not kill it a second time!"
 
Also lol at the UN official "on the cusp of a brokering peace" somehow without anyone else knowing about it so it would continue after his death.
You don't understand, he gave the best head in all of Africa. He gets the warlords all relaxed and able to negotiate with post nut clarity. Nobody else in the UN can match his gag reflex so negotiations fell through, his loss was a loss for all of Africa.
 
Hey fellas, is it gay to draw your cohost jerking off at his desk? Asking for Hunter.

And to add this:
Hey fellas, is it gay to make a solid two minutes of sexual orgasm noises while your coworker looks aghast.
 
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How in the fuck has Wendigoon not just fucking punched Meat yet? I’m getting mad for him listening to this shit, and I don’t even particularly like him

Edit: I take it back. Wendigoon is insufferable. Bully him with porn harder.
 
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This ep was much better than last week's. Meat and Wendi didn't spend the entire time trying to entertain the live audience, but I do wish Meat would figure out how to be funny besides just being gross. The story was fine, but like the other stories they've read from this author it's forgettable. I hate when Wendi interrupts the story every 5 minutes because it involves Christian themes.
 
Admittedly it's like complaining about depression in indie games, but it's just amazing how the same stories are identical in tropes and structure despite the wildly different premise of each one.

I do wish that stories based on child abuse would get the same treatment as feminists did every story that was seen as hurtful for women. The third story in particular was just comically blatant about the abuse, and I can guarantee that more people got offended on having the child protagonist being called bitch than having a small child melted alive or toddler having his throat ripped open.
 
I'm not sure if he's getting worse or I am, but I'm really frustrated with Wendigoon overanalyzing everything, while simultaneously taking things too literally.
No, when the narrator said he saw an older version of himself in the mirror, it was not literally him from the future, he just meant he looked older because he was tired.
No, when the narrator said that the movement he saw across the courtyard was just him, he didn't mean literally him from another time, he meant it was his reflection in the window.
I have to assume either MeatCanyon knows these things and just doesn't want to correct him, or isn't paying attention.
*Second Channel Video Stuff*
You can really tell that he's not the one who writes the videos for the second channel, and whichever of his friends he gets to write them for him are all shit. I understand pumping out more videos for more money, I can't really fault someone for trying to make money, but he could at least do one fucking pass to read through the script before recording it.
 
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