We're All Negroes in This Thread

Yo long before the Federation was even a thing, the Ligonians had an advanced society! we had our own planet!! I swear I am getting on a ship and movin my ass to Ligon II one day! Man you know all the hair salons and convenience stores in my hood are run by Ferengi? sometimes I gotta walk around open carrying my Phaser.

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I once got shot cuz when the popo hollered "get down," I busted out my best moves right there in that street with the bitch's weave still in my hands.

It was fuckin lit, my nigga.

-Ended up being more white trash Oreo than straight up Negro, my bad.
 
Yo, niggas, know what I'm sayin'? Goin' to tha liquor store, know what I'm sayin'? Bitches be trippin', know what I'm sayin'?
 
Yo long before the Federation was even a thing, the Ligonians had an advanced society! we had our own planet!! I swear I am getting on a ship and movin my ass to Ligon II one day! Man you know all the hair salons and convenience stores in my hood are run by Ferengi? sometimes I gotta walk around open carrying my Phaser.

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Man I hope they take foodstamps....I need some space Funyons
 

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Standin' on a car, feenga in da air
With some womens wit my feengas in dey hair
Yes I be da 1 dat win streefighter turnumints
Make a million dollars witout even ernin' it
I got da hyest score n da world on my SAT
And den I went 2 Everest 2 lrn how 2 slang dem trees
I don't hav 2 count 2 know I'm werth a billyun
You know wut, bigga number, I am worth a gillyun
Imdabes at watchin 1990's videos
Powa rainjas all dat kenan kel aw here it goes
Imdabes at making beets das rite my voice da track
And my swag is off da charts, das a fak
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My car move, when I ain't driven it
My car pool, it's gotta slyde n it
At the taget rainj scoring all da headshots
Teabaggin ya'll, liptons, on da rocs
Went to Maury and he say dat baby ain't mine
Jus fo lyn I throo dat dum skank on top of a mine
Now dat kids an orphan
And imdabes
Das a checkm8
We playin ches
My feenga in da sky so much I got araseddfasdfis now
Thairs so much gold on things I tuch they think Im Midis now
Sum1 put a crown on my hed I am ur hinis now
I betchoo thout u were da bes, minus now
Cuz I'm da bes
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Now put yo feengas in da sky if u kno dat im dabessssssssssssss , yeah
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Swag, swag swag swag swag
I did it
 
Excuse me sir, if I may interject.

>purses lips in a thoughtful manner

Am I correct in my assumption that you're suggesting

>checks stocks and shares on smartphone

That people of my racial background were once rulers in certain parts of Africa?

>waves and smiles at passing neighbour

While this is indeed correct, I'm afraid some of my fellow African-Americans have it wrong and seem to be under the impression that Egypt was where this occurred.

>sends supportive text message to daughter who has an important college examination tomorrow

I have authored a book on the subject of the great empires of Sub-Saharan Africa that's just been published by the university I teach at and would be delighted to give you a copy.

>adjusts sleeves on clean and ironed button up shirt

Anyway it was great talking to you, but I've gotta run. I'm helping out at the local community centre tonight. See you around!
 
I don't believe I've ever posted about my anus but I could be wrong. I do drink.
 
Shit, I better get in express at Walmart with 80 things and put 35 back because my Link card didn't have enough on it and I left my purse in the car so hold on everyone
 
Nigga you gonna roll up on a nigga like that motha fucka wicho bichass lookin ass? Fuck yo ass nigga you ain blood, you ain no nigga, wicho bichass nigga ass. Yo bichass ain keepin it real in dis bich, ya bich.
 
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