Western Animation - Discuss American, Canadian, and European cartoons here (or just bitch about wokeshit, I guess)

[AnOminous]

By being as uninspired as possible. I saw this movie, it was a terrible snorefest all the way through. Think about A Land Before Time but with the most cliched underdog story possible, with a human as a pet.

Usually stuff like this gets an opening weekend and then craters when word of mouth gets around.

Think of back when you could literally put Will Smith in a movie called This Movie is a Piece of Shit and it would still get an opening weekend.

 

[Flexo]

Rate me late if any of this was already posted. But the day has come...

AI family guy. @TVBForever do you think the manatees are going to go on strike?

(when I flipped over to it)


Also AI simpsons. Insert joke about "no different from normal simpsons" here.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Think of back when you could literally put Will Smith in a movie called This Movie is a Piece of Shit and it would still get an opening weekend.

CYPHER RAIIIIIIIIIGE

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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CYPHER RAIIIIIIIIIGE

DENIED, SIT DOWN!

 

[Flexo]

I hadn't been paying attention to it, but that screenshot really nails it down that this is a direct allusion to racial politics with, isn't it? their expressions seem to imply that the parents really do not like her.

The worst problem is that the worldbuilding in something like that, you think "wait, do the racists have a point? the water guy and girl could literally kill each other if they got too close."

 

[Anonitolia]

fucking lol, wholly deserved

 

[Betonhaus]

The worst problem is that the worldbuilding in something like that, you think "wait, do the racists have a point? the water guy and girl could literally kill each other if they got too close."

yeah with the girl being literal fire, they make it like causing damage and trouble is in her very nature and not something that she could avoid with different "socioeconomic factors"

 

[TVB]

Rate me late if any of this was already posted. But the day has come...

AI family guy. @TVBForever do you think the manatees are going to go on strike?

(when I flipped over to it)
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Also AI simpsons. Insert joke about "no different from normal simpsons" here.

Can I just throw in a bone and add both AI versions of American Dad and Futurama?

 

[A Grey Cat]

DENIED, SIT DOWN!

KEEP MAH WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

 

[Colon capital V]

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Elemental gives an extremely poor first weekend in theaters, it breaks Pixar's record on worst first weekend on the box office by giving only 29.5$ millions, the former record holder was The Little Dinosaur, by having only 39$ millions of dollars in the first weekend, and it added a muted $15 million at the international box office for a global total of $44.5 million.

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You know this movie would turn out to be a huge flop when you completely forgot when exactly this movie would come out.

It's even worse when you see Latino animators like Jorge Gutierrez support this shit.
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He's the guy who made El Tigre and Book of Life yeah? Cmon nigga, the hell you defending this latina-gringo for?

 

[Trianon]

I don't know if Natasha has said anything near as offensive and crazy as the lead VA of Primos. I actually like that there's a large kid cast, and the show being set in LA and about second-generation immigrants not very connected to their culture kind of solves a lot of what people were complaining about, at least in theory.

But the VA going straight into "actually, Spanish is cultural genocide" instead of explaining that the show was about kids who no Spanish good is so weird. Don't blame people for losing all interest after that.

Chicken Run 2 I'm really looking forward to, though I'm sure it won't be as amazing as the original. It's funny that they replaced Mel with another problematic anti-woke, though Levi being a little bit based is a more recent development they probably didn't know about.

The Ariel cartoon is dumb only because she looks nothing like the new design either. Her tail isn't even green! That's an OC that they turned into an Ariel prequel, change my mind.

 

[Flexo]

yeah with the girl being literal fire, they make it like causing damage and trouble is in her very nature and not something that she could avoid with different "socioeconomic factors"

I mean either the water puts out the fire or the fire converts all the water to steam. (Seems like the only viable pairing would be fire and air.)

Last I checked, if a white human and black human touch each other, one of them doesn't just vanish. And trust me, I've chucked several humans at other humans to confirm this. All it gets you is arrested.

 

[A Grey Cat]

We interrupt the woke elemental discussion to wish Garfield a happy birthday the big 4 5

(yes I know it's the comics anniversary but really everything Garfield counts on his birthday.)

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

We interrupt the woke elemental discussion to wish Garfield a happy birthday the big 4 5

(yes I know it's the comics anniversary but really everything Garfield counts on his birthday.)

he can be suprisingly based at times:

 

[TVB]

We interrupt the woke elemental discussion to wish Garfield a happy birthday the big 4 5

(yes I know it's the comics anniversary but really everything Garfield counts on his birthday.)

he can be suprisingly based at times:
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On a related note

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I don't know if Natasha has said anything near as offensive and crazy as the lead VA of Primos. I actually like that there's a large kid cast, and the show being set in LA and about second-generation immigrants not very connected to their culture kind of solves a lot of what people were complaining about, at least in theory.

But the VA going straight into "actually, Spanish is cultural genocide" instead of explaining that the show was about kids who no Spanish good is so weird.

Dude, that actually makes sense if the poor grammar was purposeful to be able to teach kids proper Spanish, so why the fuck did they not say from the start "It's an educational show to teach second-gen Latin kids to speak proper Spanish"? The LatAM and Spanish communities would have backed off and apologized real fast.

The industry is run by complete fucking morons.

 

[Computer Guardian]

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Elemental gives an extremely poor first weekend in theaters, it breaks Pixar's record on worst first weekend on the box office by giving only 29.5$ millions, the former record holder was The Little Dinosaur, by having only 39$ millions of dollars in the first weekend, and it added a muted $15 million at the international box office for a global total of $44.5 million.

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According to BoxOfficeMojo, it seems like that it's quickly dying out in theaters.

It also has an Argentinian listing where it allegedly made a cool $1 Million in three days there.

 

[AnOminous]

The LatAM and Spanish communities would have backed off and apologized real fast.

The intent was actually to be offensive though. Like all American SJWs, usually white but in this case a second generation immigrant, it's impossible for them to conceal their contempt for those ignorant foreigners who haven't yet sucked the girldick. Don't they know American SJWism is the only acceptable belief set for anyone anywhere in the world?

 

[Flexo]

On a related note

I am both curious and afraid to see if anyone has done a similar video on Loss.jpg...

 

[Kari Kamiya]

According to BoxOfficeMojo, it seems like that it's quickly dying out in theaters.
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It also has an Argentinian listing where it allegedly made a cool $1 Million in three days there.
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Almost like if you mix water and fire, you snuff out the light.

Also if it's supposed to be a story about the prejudices against mixed-race couples, maybe don't cancel out the message by including a same-sex couple and treating that as normal. Idiots.