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The industry does not care about anyone after death. Big corpos are hellbent on milking the likes of Stephen Hillenburg, Stan Lee, Hanna & Barbera, Chuck Jones, Walt Disney, etc. and ruining their legacies, even at times just let their IPs sit and do nothing with
Probably not the place to discuss this but It's like that I wonder if it's better there not be life beyond death. To stay on topic how'd the great Don hertzfeild put it?
 
Saw Garf-meme yesterday. What a trip, cannot believe Quinton cried at this film.

The entire plot is a daddy-issues narrative. Pretty sure Garfield is now black-coded given that his father:
  1. Abandoned him as a kitten to let white man raise his kid.
  2. Is an ex-con and part of a gang
  3. Main plot happens because Garfield’s dad messed with a fat white woman.
  4. Played by Samuel L. Jackson
  5. Plot is centered around him toughening up Garfield so they can steal shit.
If you want spoilers, here is the plot:
Movie begins with Garfield being abandoned by dad, only to find a lonely Jon and become his pet. Cut to montage of him living like a king with John, the adoption of Odie, and him using Odie as a servant.

Garfield and Odie then get captured by two dogs who tie them up in an abandoned mall. Garfield’s dad Vic then saves them. Afterwards, the villain, a white cat named Jinx, reveals herself. She was an old partner of Vic who got sent to the pound during a milk heist and now wants revenge of Vic by making him collect a bottle of milk for every day he she was in the pound, and she forces Garfield and Odie to join because.

The group decides to raid the old family farm Vic left Jinx at, only to realize it has been bought out by a mega-corp who have upped security. In realizing this, the group find Otto, the old mascot for the farm, recently going through a depression after being exiled. They learn that the mega-corp split up him and his love, Ethel, so they join forces to get the milk and Ethel.

Training ensues, and Vic and Garfield come to an emotional breakthrough as Vic never left Garfield, he was just waiting for a chef at the pizza place to get off a phone call so he can loot the trash and get baby Garfield some food. By the time he gets back, Jon already took in Garfield, so Vic decides to let Jon raise his kid.

After breakthrough, it is heist time. During the heist, they go up against Marge, who is basically a poor man’s Dubois (Madagascar 3). Anyway, Jinx alerts Marge ahead of time as she just wanted to get Vic sent to the pound. Vic bails on his kid and completes the milk mission while leaving Garfield, Odie and Otto behind.

At the pound, Garfield gets rescued by Jon, but not before the cats, associated with Vic, speak about his father bailing during heists to watch Garfield at dinner time in a tree across the street. Garfield finds the tree and the emotional moment occurs as Garfield sees all the tics his farther carved into the tree to count all the times he visits. Vic left Garfield and Odie as he knew Jon would get them, whereas Jinx would kill them if brought along.

Garfield then goes to save his dad from Jinx who is about to throw him off a train, off a bridge, into a pit of spikes. Garfield uses the skills his dad taught him plus drone pizza deliveries, established in intro, to save his dad, but they mess up and still get caught. Randomly, because they are at peace when faced with death, Jinx two henchmen decide they cannot kill them and turn on the cat.

Movie ends with the Garfield giving Jinx to Marge in exchange for Ethel. The two hench dogs now work for Marge, and Garfield brings his father into his life with Jon.

Second movie teased at end credits…
 
Pretty sure Garfield is now black-coded given that his father:
  1. Abandoned him as a kitten to let white man raise his kid.
  2. Is an ex-con and part of a gang
  3. Main plot happens because Garfield’s dad messed with a fat white woman.
  4. Played by Samuel L. Jackson
  5. Plot is centered around him toughening up Garfield so they can steal shit.
impossible. garfield is white. we even have chris pratt voicing him
 
Saw Garf-meme yesterday. What a trip, cannot believe Quinton cried at this film.

The entire plot is a daddy-issues narrative. Pretty sure Garfield is now black-coded given that his father:
  1. Abandoned him as a kitten to let white man raise his kid.
  2. Is an ex-con and part of a gang
  3. Main plot happens because Garfield’s dad messed with a fat white woman.
  4. Played by Samuel L. Jackson
  5. Plot is centered around him toughening up Garfield so they can steal shit.
At least we knew Quinton would like it because of the name brand and because it has a "relatable" storyline about daddy issues
 
Probably not the place to discuss this but It's like that I wonder if it's better there not be life beyond death. To stay on topic how'd the great Don hertzfeild put it?
Bill pictures himself having trouble breathing and waking to a room full of concerned faces. He'd been terrified of dying his entire life, and as much as he tried not to think about it, death was always in the back of his head, around every corner, and hovering on each horizon. He'd brushed shoulders with death on a few occasions, but in his carefree youth it had all seemed like an abstract impossible thing to ever happen to him; but with each passing decade, he began to gauge the time he probably had left. By his forties, what he considered his halfway point at best, he had come to know just one thing: you will only get older. The next thing you know, you're looking back instead of forward. And now, at the climax of all those years of worry, sleepless nights, and denials, Bill finally finds himself staring his death in the face, surrounded by people he no longer recognizes and feels no closer attachment to than the thousands of relatives who'd come before. And as the Sun continues to set, he finally comes to realize the dumb irony in how he had been waiting for this moment his entire life, this stupid awkward moment of death that had invaded and distracted so many days with stress and wasted time.
Goddamn that movie was good.
 
Only posting this here cause idk if ls mark has a thread or not.


MMark? What the fuck are you smoking and can I please have some? The only person more insufferable than him are the porch monkies clapping their shit covered hands at how it's great little jungle bunny girls can have a role model they can look up too.


Like..I hate moon girl because of how asanine it is, but at least that was its own idea for propping up a darky girl and didn't desecrate a better franchise to get noticed.
 
Only posting this here cause idk if ls mark has a thread or not.


MMark? What the fuck are you smoking and can I please have some? The only person more insufferable than him are the porch monkies clapping their shit covered hands at how it's great little jungle bunny girls can have a role model they can look up too.


Like..I hate moon girl because of how asanine it is, but at least that was its own idea for propping up a darky girl and didn't desecrate a better franchise to get noticed.
I'm just happy that the main character doesn't look like any of the designs that were originally considered...
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Same exact vibes as this...
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Who also worked on John K.'s Cans Without Labels.
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Unpopular opinion: Did not mind Cans Without Labels. It reminds me of living with my dad lol.

Yeah the animation and sound mixing are unacceptably bad for an industry veteran but, idk, it's John K doing the 50s music and funny faces. Too bad he touched that little girl.
 
They should make a Garfield Minus Garfield movie
Well there is a Lasagna Cat movie, and it's 2017 season finale
Only posting this here cause idk if ls mark has a thread or not.


MMark? What the fuck are you smoking and can I please have some? The only person more insufferable than him are the porch monkies clapping their shit covered hands at how it's great little jungle bunny girls can have a role model they can look up too.


Like..I hate moon girl because of how asanine it is, but at least that was its own idea for propping up a darky girl and didn't desecrate a better franchise to get noticed.
I wish he did have a lolcow thread. LSMark is just full of shit
Unpopular opinion: Did not mind Cans Without Labels. It reminds me of living with my dad lol.

Yeah the animation and sound mixing are unacceptably bad for an industry veteran but, idk, it's John K doing the 50s music and funny faces. Too bad he touched that little girl.
May I remind you that Cans Without Labels was a short film that took 9 years to make and it still looked like ass. Both animated movies being 1959's Sleeping Beauty and 2009's Redline also took the exact number of years, and they both turned out great
 
wish he did have a lolcow thread. LSMark is just full of shit
Maybe it's cause I only knew him for his early stuff and the 3+ hour retrospectives on long running shows which are probably his "best" work qiote unquote, but now I see what you and others see in that little mick.


The fairly odd parents has gone from being on life support to a corpse being puppeted around by a desperate network but they also think you slap some paint and air freshener on the corpse and it won't stink as bad. And yet this little mick bastard a d his audience if the comments are to be believed is praising it because the leads a jungle bunny and has a gender special for a bestie.



Slightly unrelated but in case you're wondering why I say jungle bunny, darkies, porch monkey, and not the hard N word as this is the last place on the internet anyone cam say it and not he afraid? Well uncle ruckus take it away...

 
Only posting this here cause idk if ls mark has a thread or not.


MMark? What the fuck are you smoking and can I please have some? The only person more insufferable than him are the porch monkies clapping their shit covered hands at how it's great little jungle bunny girls can have a role model they can look up too.


Like..I hate moon girl because of how asanine it is, but at least that was its own idea for propping up a darky girl and didn't desecrate a better franchise to get noticed.
I don't know, I think what he said was okay. Remember, this cartoon is only one week old so don't hate on him yet, for his opinion on the FOP 2nd Reboot. Just wait, until the cartoon is on digital, then watch it and see what you think.
 
MMark? What the fuck are you smoking and can I please have some? The only person more insufferable than him are the porch monkies clapping their shit covered hands at how it's great little jungle bunny girls can have a role model they can look up too
I don't think the reboot is anything worth praising for either but I can agree with LSmark and say it is a step in the right direction. With all the garbage we got beforehand, this reboot is comparatively fine if a little bland so far. At this point I'll easily take the reboot with the sugary sweet niglet over the mess that was the live action show and movies. I don't think it's an unreasonable stance to be a bit hopeful for the reboot.

I wish he did have a lolcow thread. LSMark is just full of shit
Be the change you change you want to be in this world. If you think he's controversial enough for a thread then you should go for it.

The fairly odd parents has gone from being on life support to a corpse being puppeted around by a desperate network but they also think you slap some paint and air freshener on the corpse and it won't stink as bad. And yet this little mick bastard a d his audience if the comments are to be believed is praising it because the leads a jungle bunny and has a gender special for a bestie.
I double checked and so far the comments are relieved that the new show isn't a hot dumpster fire. A low bar for sure but people take what they can get, even if the new episodes we got this week weren't that good.
 
Be the change you change you want to be in this world. If you think he's controversial enough for a thread then you should go for it.
Sorry, no can do. The last time I've made a lolcow thread, which was the Chris Stuckman thread, it was a total disaster. It was my first and only time creating an actual lolcow here on the farms, and never again. Probably it's best to seek someone else to do it for us instead
Did his dad come back with smokes too? That was the whole thing I was thinking watching the Garfield movie.
Not when he's disappointed in his son
 
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