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can someone who knows nothing about homestuck give their opinion on this?
I'm curious what someone who doesn't know what the fuck is going on thinks
It comes off as some ya slice of life story only with vivziepop putting her usual brand of f and s bombs all over it. As I said when it was announced it's mediocre at best but i can't get angry about it cause the only thing I know about homestuck is it's not to be confused with home star runner.

To quote the monarch, "I don't even feel like taking a whiz on this. "
 
can someone who knows nothing about homestuck give their opinion on this?
I'm curious what someone who doesn't know what the fuck is going on thinks
It feels like the target audience is for children but because the setting takes place almost 20 years ago it feels like it's actually for autistic millenials.
My only experience with homestuck was being told to avoid it as if it were an internet contamination leak, kind of like your older sibling telling you not to touch the rainbow puddles in the parking lot.
 
It feels like the target audience is for children but because the setting takes place almost 20 years ago it feels like it's actually for autistic millenials.
My only experience with homestuck was being told to avoid it as if it were an internet contamination leak, kind of like your older sibling telling you not to touch the rainbow puddles in the parking lot.
It was up there with Worm for attracting malingering autists.
 
It comes off as some ya slice of life story only with vivziepop putting her usual brand of f and s bombs all over it. As I said when it was announced it's mediocre at best but i can't get angry about it cause the only thing I know about homestuck is it's not to be confused with home star runner.

To quote the monarch, "I don't even feel like taking a whiz on this. "
Homestar Runner is kino, all I know about Homestuk is that it looks cringe.
 
I'll have to watch this when It's quiet and I'm more alone but from what I've skimmed it's what I thought it'd be and bizzarely just a stretched out version of what the trailer showed. So my issues I had with the trailer carry over to here, and I'm wayyyyy to tired and lazy right now to do look for my earlier statements to paste them. Maybe in a few hours I'll edit it in or something.

One thing not covered in the trailer talk I did that's dissapointing is is the meteor shit happened without the actual game shit happening. I don't know if the trolls being shown off as a teaser for "adventures" is just as unfortunate or worse than the theory I saw floating around that it'd just wedge karkat into act 1. The fact they didn't even try there despite how heavily he's used in the marketing fucking astounds me.


It feels like the target audience is for children but because the setting takes place almost 20 years ago it feels like it's actually for autistic millenials.
It's a member berries type "adaptation" of a webcomic made by a possibly semi autistic kinda guy so I mean... Yeah what the fuck were you expecting?

...oh god 2009 was nearly 20 years ago now fuck

the rainbow puddles in the parking lot.
That's just car oil nigga

Homestar Runner is kino, all I know about Homestuk is that it looks cringe.
Both were fun in a different way from each other, Homestuck started out (and spent most of it's time before this current hell) as a comedic adventure game inspired webcomic that was the fourth one of said comics the guy that made them was putting out. At some point he stopped taking reader suggestions to "speed up the plot" and it did speed up pretty well till act 6... dear fucking god that's when it all fell apart. Not immediately, mind you, but it was a hell of a kind that's ripples are still felt to this day. There's still occasional good or funny elements in act 6 but it's buried under all the gay ass stupid badly written melodrama bullshit and attempts at self censoring or retconning stuff to suit the people that latched onto the comic's demands. Please note there is also a very half assed but important time travel subplot during act 6 called the retcon that's NOT a retcon in the usual sense (unless you count easter eggs like oil splatters or hands coming out of wall portals that weren't there before in random pages and inoperable password pages on the bottom of certain pages the time travel retcon thing affected)

Basically, the best way to put things is this: Imagine if after an explosion in popularity, the brothers chaps were constantly being screeched at about how they're sexist, racist, homophobic, whatever and they actually catered to those people and censored some of the jokes while framing the people that took ire with this as the real bad guys. Because that's what happened but with grey alien people and 4-8 white kids from earth instead of alien looking probably white-ish (and three latino-ish) people from earth.

Also another homestar comparison idea would be if strong bad suddenly got roped into some "wholesome 100" gay relationship with someone old enough that it'd be considered pedophillia and shit got so saccarine and stagnant in trying to pander to those types that'd want such a thing to happen and cheer it on that they had to bring in an exact copy of strongbad from nowhere with no explanation to replace the woobified and flanderized abomination.
 
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Basically, the best way to put things is this: Imagine if after an explosion in popularity, the brothers chaps were constantly being screeched at about how they're sexist, racist, homophobic, whatever and they actually catered to those people and censored some of the jokes while framing the people that took ire with this as the real bad guys.
Always the same kind of people fucking up everything. Homos and/or PC lunatics, now worse than ever due to encompassing people tricked into mutilating themselves for a while. Worse, wasn't part of this comic's fandom responsible for fucking up the rest of the 'net too, allegedly?
 
wasn't part of this comic's fandom responsible for fucking up the rest of the 'net too, allegedly?
The part that latched on in the latter parts, yeah, but those people are the kinds that glom onto whatever gets big the last 15-ish years or so.
 
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Puppychan-ass design.
 
I will never get why one would glaze over children's cartoons so much that one decides to claim those are high art. There are a lot of better excuses for watching children's media; you will only make yourself look like a fool if you try to argue how cartoons like Bluey or MLP are for mature audiences too. Meanwhile, animated movies that are actually high art are often ignored.

Meet Jankovics Marcell, whose works deserve to be called cinematic masterpieces. He directed Son of the White Mare (1981), a cult classic that Roger Allers, the co-director of The Lion King (1994), was a fan of, and The Tragedy of Man (2011), which is the longest western animated movie ever released, with a runtime of 2 hours and 40 minutes (160 minutes in total).

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You could pause these movies on any frame, and you are guaranteed to get something that looks good. The average manchild would just complain about them having naked boobs and not having enough bright colors.

Hell, even if we limit this discussion to movies and cartoons that can be watched by children, there is still a large amount of media that are objectively better than those they worship, such as Rango (2011) or Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009).

There's nothing wrong with liking cartoons that are not good from an artistic standpoint (even I'm guilty of that), but saying those are masterpieces is just delusional.
 
Homestuck:

As someone who's only read the first arc like 10 years ago, I have no idea what the heck is going on in this video. The pacing feels way too fast, like all of this could have fit better in 22 minutes than it does in 11. They're really banking on the existing fanbase and autistic teenagers to carry this project because I don't think the general audience will find this appealing.

Also as much as I like Chris O'Neil, I don't think he does a great job as the narrator in this.
 
The only thing I know about homestuck is the very first image you see when you loaded the website. I had no idea what was going on in that pilot. I couldn't tell if it was all reality or if it's meant to be like the kid's imagination when he was fighting his dad for some reason. The classic overuse of "fuck" and "shit" felt very out of place and made me roll my eyes. I also kinda wish they kept the same proportions the characters have in the comics. I think that would've been fun. Them having normal human proportions just looked odd to me. It wasn't horrible, but yeah I was lost the entire time.

I appreciate the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff cameo.
 
Toby Fox sounds as gay as I imagined he would. Dave sounds like a generic faggot. Rose has a deeper voice than both of the cock mongrels, and my wife thought Jade was voiced by Mabel from Gravity Falls.

I hate everything this Vivziepop nigger shits out so, so much. The characters are always the same looking garbage every time.

THEY'RE LANKY.
THEY'RE AWKWARD.
THEY'RE FAGS.

DING DING DING WHOOOOOOOOOA GAYLORDS DING DING DING


10/10 this franchise and this gay trash animator are two cancers that deserve each other.
 
Toby Fox sounds as gay as I imagined he would.
he's doing an intentionally goofy sounding voice. If you look at his undertale stuff from back in 2015 when the game was new before he started using the TTS and dog plushie to represent himself he sounds like a normal dude.

...Speaking of which this makes the post-undertale toby appearances even odder given he's actually fucking talking in a non tts way again.
 
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