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What did they do to my nigga Alfred Pennyworth?
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What did they do to my nigga Alfred Pennyworth?
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I am not one to sperg about character design much but who are these people? I know what is a Batman but i can barely identify who is who.
Is that Dracula like guy on the back supposed to be Ras al Ghul? Who's the redheaded ho on the left? Why make Robin just a small Batman??? Who's the generic Black afro woman with glasses supposed to be???? WHY DOES BATMAN HAVE THAT SHITTY FUCKING BEARD????????? I have no idea why this is getting on my nerves i am not that big Batman fan.
 
just a small Batman?
I think that's supposed to be batmite (the guy that's just a small batman from another dimension but not actually batman but like a batman superfan)

Still, it's kinda of weird how there's this specific generic looking style for all comedy animations forming the last decade. This one isn't quite as bad but there's still elements of the weird "part family guy part rick and morty copycat art" look.
 
Robin looks like that because it's meant to be Damian. It's likely a sequel of that Christmas title where Little Batman Damian saves Bats and Chrismas, or some shit like that. Bats had that beard here too.
 
Robin looks like that because it's meant to be Damian. It's likely a sequel of that Christmas title where Little Batman Damian saves Bats and Chrismas, or some shit like that. Bats had that beard here too.
Oh wait so it IS robin?
Damn, little niggas just built like batmite.
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I forgot there was a cartoon where they made him green for some fucking reason.
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EDIT: Fuck it's just batman scooby doo and he's fuckign scrappy hELP
They fucking hate him too lmao
 
Every single 'batfam' fan ive seen mostly just cares about the (potential) brotherly dynamics between the robins and the occasional batgirl, so it feels weird for most of them to be missing.

My best guess on afro is that they made stephanie brown literally brown
No, it’s dumber than that.

Black girl is “Alicia Pennyworth”, Bruce’s childhood friend and Alfred’s grand niece. Dracula IS Ra’s, yet as a not-dead spirit form thing. The redhead is inexplicably Volcana, an obscure villain who in this show is Batman’s newest ward after a Lazarus Pit incident made her twelve. There’s also Man-Bat and the cat, named after Catwoman. It doesn’t look like any of the Robins OR Batgirls are actually involved outside of the whole “Little Batman” thing, because this is supposed to be a spinoff to a Christmas special a year or two ago.
 
a Lazarus Pit incident made her twelve.
I... I don't think that's how the lazarus pits work though?
Like the whole point of them is they restore you to either life or peak physical condition at the cost of you being completely batshit insane for a little bit afterwards yeah?

...She peaked at 12? :stress:
 
I know I made her slimmer but Dana's proportions are so weird for her humans. They're so close to proportional but not close enough.
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You can have thicc girls who are still appealing. Frankie is horrifying because of her face--the frog-like mouth and sickly looking eyes, as well as the crappy proportions like the thin ankles and gunt. There's also no need to pornify her outfit. Loose clothes are fine, a god damned work overall doesn't need to be skintight. The design is just ugly dogshit.
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The minute they mentioned chat gtp I threw up my hands with a big fat no.

God I hate how cartoons are desperately referencing "modern concepts." First it was "influencer smurf" in that smurfs trailer now this.


The cherry on top is this is meant to be attached to ANOTHER damn spongebob movie. Another spongebob movie, another simpsons movie, I may come off as a bitter salty of fart saying this but...Judas priest these damn kids and their slop.


And yes I am aware the irony that I say this after just praising tmnt for lasting so long. I never said them lasting so long meant every incarnation was good, just that I'm amazed nothing seems capable of killing that series.
 
If anyone thinks otherwise, they are retarded. Tove Jansson pushed for legalizing faggots and pushed for it to be in media, including kids stuff. If I would start a book burning, Moomins would definitely be on the list.
You might be the biggest retard in this whole place, pretty impressive.
 
If only because Finland has a Swedish-speaking minority that we got this headache
If my memory serves me right, the original comic strip was actually written in swedish by Tove, then translated into english by her brother to be published in a london newspaper.
 
The minute they mentioned chat gtp I threw up my hands with a big fat no.

God I hate how cartoons are desperately referencing "modern concepts." First it was "influencer smurf" in that smurfs trailer now this.
It's likely a product placement, most people use search engines. At least they have enough awareness to have the other characters go and react to it in a "come the fuck on" way when he starts talking like a YT advertisement.

Also lmao holy fuck the GOTTA GET A GIFT FOR SPLINTER backing music kicking in at the end
For those somehow not in the know this song is from the fucking christmas special that spawned a million youtube poops and shitposts over the last 2 decades
Also big missed opportunity not making the bootlegs based on "our friend power 5"
 
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It's likely a product placement, most people use search engines.
Is it? I thought the teaser was setting up an anti-ai stance since right after the ChatGPT line, we get an advertisement from a company with the initials 'AI' (Authentic Imitations) that focuses on weirdly rendered turtles whose hands keep on changing and the Turtles want to stop this.
 
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