I never watched it. Sell it to me,
@Chromeo
Chikn Nuggit is a series of shorts published on both YouTube and TikTok about cute animals named after fast food going through relatable moments, things like being excited when you get an extra onion ring in your french fries, or wishing Twitter didn't suck so much. There's a big-ass cast of characters who all have little things that make them stand out:
- Chikn Nuggit is a long-eared puppy who breaks the fourth wall and is very cutesy.
- Cheezborger (also called Chee) is a cat in a cheeseburger hat who is Chikn's best friend. She's also easily scared.
- Slushi is a blue fox who loves anime, makes art, and babysits Sody Pop.
- Sody Pop is a red panda and a literal 8-year-old who likes to explode. I'm not being metaphorical, he literally explodes.
- Iscream is a demon disguised as a rabbit who likes doing safe-edgy evil shit like unspecified satanic blood rituals and drawing summoning circles.
- Fwench Fwy is an angelic wish dragon who grants wishes and thwarts Iscream (and they end up dating almost immediately.)
- Bezel is a tumblr sexyman clock guy who gets under everyone's skin.
- Hawt Saus is a red squirrel who's ACTUALLY edgy/mean, which of course means all the other cast hate him (but he's my favorite.)
- Cofi is a sheep dressed as a wolf who intimidates Iscream and ends up dating Chee.
- Onyn Ring is an anxious bat who wants to worship the demigod he read so much about.
There was a big arc where Chikn Nuggit was revealed to secretly be a demigod who was prophesied to warp reality beyond recognition, and that's why Iscream, Fwench Fwy, and Bezel showed up: Iscream to make him evil, Fwench Fwy to make him good, and Bezel because he's the living embodiment of the Doomsday Clock and just wants things to happen. The pacing was garbage because it's a shorts series with some slightly longer videos and Buzzfeed apparently did some meddling. Chee started dating Cofi, which made Chikn feel lonely, so Bezel got to him while he was vulnerable and unleashed the demigod. Chikn did some reality warping, but Chee got through to him and got him to stop, so now everyone knows Chikn is a demigod but he only uses his powers for fun once in a blue moon. Onyn Ring showed up hoping the demigod had destroyed the world already, only to find a reluctant puppy, and the current arc is Onyn and Chikn traveling to Onyn's hometown so Onyn can show Chikn how much the world sucks and why it'd be better if Chikn went full demigod again and destroyed everything.
It's cute, and even with some of the woke bullshit episodes those are easily ignored (Iscream and Fwench Fwy are agender, Chee and Cofi are obviously gay, there are modern woke humor things especially during pride month, etc,) my only problem is the pacing is so dogshit. Puppyshit? It's frustrating. Episodes come out once in a whenever they feel like it and so far Onyn and Chikn have been traveling at a SNAIL'S PACE. Like imagine getting a story one minute at a time, and it's a 5 minute story they're stretching out to be an hour long, that's what it feels like right now. I usually like Chikn Nuggit but it's bugging me lately.