wew LAD

[Skitarii]

@MAAAD's drunkposting >>>> @BinaricHate's drunkposting

@MAAAD: СУКА БЛЈАТ I RIP FAT HOOKA BONG AND SMASH HOOKER BOX!!!! BEST NIGHT OF LIFE ИЛИ ЧТО-ТО....

@BinaricHate: eerm guyys... todya i hda a drem that zoey stomped on my bals an caleld me a pthetic hore

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

PSA: drunk posting on the kiwifarms is never a good idea

Respectfully Disagree, But I Still Love You

 

[Spectate]

@MAAAD: СУКА БЛЈАТ I RIP FAT HOOKA BONG AND SMASH HOOKER BOX!!!! BEST NIGHT OF LIFE ИЛИ ЧТО-ТО....

@BinaricHate: eerm guyys... todya i hda a drem that zoey stomped on my bals an caleld me a pthetic hore

Wellllll they're not too different actually. Can't quote because the thread is locked.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tiffa...ifarmjoshx-and-many-more.197481/post-21035079

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tiffa...ifarmjoshx-and-many-more.197481/post-21047632
Glad to see he has taken my advice.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

So you spent all that money to get teased at a strip club, now you're probably at home jacking off.

 

[Null]

I don't want to dox this guy but I was skeptical this is real and he is posting from literally the middle of nowhere

 

[Gog & Magog]

I hope that ain't real. He told me he got a wife and a kid.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I hope that ain't real. He told me he got a wife and a kid.

Plot twist: His wife's the stripper whom he paid for.

 

[dcss]

I hope that ain't real. He told me he got a wife and a kid.

Welcome back @PonderosaPete

 

[Exegesis]

I hope that ain't real. He told me he got a wife and a kid.

Why post any of this if it isn't real? I guess for the sake of getting attention from some autistic people.

 

[WelperHelper99]

PUSSY TOUCHED EVENING WELL SPENT BUT NOW IM BROKE LMAO THAT'S FOR FUTRE ME TO WORRRYYYY!!!
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Nigga lost his wizard powers to a skank for 61 USD. That is one way to do it.

 

[Lach]

Hey Nigger why arent you on the ss13 server, whores are temporal ss13 is forever

 

[Pure Autism]

Nigga lost his wizard powers to a skank for 61 USD. That is one way to do it.

>Pussy touched
>Syphilis contracted

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

most accurate thread title ever - I'm fucking crying

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Now that's a 5 star day.

 

[GhaeicSD]

This thread should be featured in an announcement box on the top of the website.

Actually on second thought just make it the homepage.

 

[Speedrunner]

This is the second best thread ever made.
Good job, @MAAAD.

 

[Vect]

Russia? Inspect your penis for listening devices and check that whoever you fucked doesn't also date some connected mafia boss, in which case stay away from hospitals and windows for the foreseeable rest of your life.

Have a nice trip!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

This is probably going to get ugly and sad be the start of a wholesome and loving relationship when he sobers up.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Great job, king. If Russians get hangovers, I hope yours isn't too bad.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Bro went from MAAAD to tapped-then-clapped.