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it’s funny that you think this is giving pain. it’s about time you all find out what pain really feels like. have fun queers
He's going to regret drinking that water when he's goes to piss and it feels like his dick filled with molten lead dipped in habenero sauce

Isn't it more questionable why he's getting these women from a school? What you said is a recommendation to me though, fucking a deaf chick is totally on my bucket list now
Because I bounced a check at the deaf girl store ONE TIME and now I'm barred.
 
So do Russian strippers twerk while doing the cassock dance, like how French strippers shake their funbags around while doing can can kicks? I find the differences in stripping cultures across the globe fascinating. Did you know in Ireland they just do a jig around a pot of gold with their tits out? In America they just clap whatever folds happen to be the the fattest while eating a big mac, as is tradition.
 
Future me here to quickly report that I'm shaking from hangover and have nothing to eat but I regret NOTHING!
“Lord Naoshige said, " The Way of the Samurai is in desperateness. Ten men or more cannot kill a man. Common sense will not accomplish great things. Simply become insane and desperate.

Congrats OP, you have become a true Samurai. 🧎‍♂️

Here's a clip of Sam Hyde reading this very quote.
 
Two years ago I spent 60k in a single night.
I got drugs, hotel room and two prostitutes: male and female. I told them to fuck each other while I smoke and watch. I joined in the end(doing both of them).
It was worth it.
no you didnt
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Two years ago I spent 60k in a single night.
I got drugs, hotel room and two prostitutes: male and female. I told them to fuck each other while I smoke and watch. I joined in the end(doing both of them).
It was worth it.
Alex, I'll take things that never happened for $500 please.
 
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