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Guns of the Gaytriots said:
Judgemental bullshit
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Oh yeah you Pharisee-loving nigger? Let me lay some scripture on you
And Jesus turned to his disciplines and said "Let he who has not blown all their silver talents, though they only amount to 3 score of Roman Denari, and should that be the sum amount of your impact on the world thou oughts to seriously consider crucifying thineself, on harlots and gobbled every cubit of her bosoms cast the first stone". And Lo did the crowd hear Jesus's words and stone the fuck out of the sinner for none of them was that big of a loser
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"My father, my father... Why hast thou foresaken me?" Jesus said, and at last ceased to urinate. "How didst you make so I could get the clap just from having her rub her roasty ham wallet on my circumsized manhood? Fuck this is lame. It really fucking hurts and its almost 2000 years until penicilin."
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Jesus wept because them tiddies was so fine.
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Strive to live a life of righteousness. Unless you get a chance to eat he whole boobs then go nuts because that is awesome. High five! Mind the stigmata though.
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MAAAD said:
She WAS a bit plump
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Lol. Porked a fatty.
 
A 20 year old guy dropped $60 at a titty joint and people are somehow acting like this is some big issue. Every one of you retards blew $60 on something way stupider at 20 and you know it. He didn't die. Got to play with tits and maybe finger a girl. Some of you need to chill out a lot. Good on you @MAAAD
 
Fucking kek what a ride of a thread. OP had fun. Can't even remember the last time I got black out drunk like that myself.

Nikon_Camera said:
Two years ago I spent 60k in a single night.
I got drugs, hotel room and two prostitutes: male and female. I told them to fuck each other while I smoke and watch. I joined in the end(doing both of them).
It was worth it.
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>No support badge

Nigga you better be giving some of that dough to dear feeder Null to fight the tranny menace.
 
Peak random.txt material (fucking thing wont let me quote the post so heres a screenshot)
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Margo Martindale said:
Fucking kek what a ride of a thread. OP had fun. Can't even remember the last time I got black out drunk like that myself.


>No support badge

Nigga you better be giving some of that dough to dear feeder Null to fight the tranny menace.
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I don't think he accepts rubles
 
I'm not sure what is funnier. The fact that OP got black out drunk in a strip club and shared that he touched the bobs and vagene, or the people engaging in a theological discussion as to whether or not OP made Jesus sad.
 
It should become tradition to post in this thread if you visit a strip club
 
Imagine wanting to have sex with some girl (who is most likely a sex trafficking victim as well) who you don't even know.
I know, the forum for laughing at retards making poor decisions on the internet is serious business.
 
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Inco G. Nito said:
Imagine wanting to have sex with some girl (who is most likely a sex trafficking victim as well) who you don't even know.
I know, the forum for laughing at retards making poor decisions on the internet is serious business.
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Not every stripper is being trafficked. In fact almost all are not. Now did they have fucked up childhoods, maybe are hooked on expensive substances or any number of sob stories? Absolutely true and probably true of the vast majority. Very rare that they are doing it because they think its a good time. Its the oldest profession for a reason.

Illegal Brothels on the other hand, that can be more sus, but from what OP said the place he patronized works above board and from the sound of things made sure their client had a good time and got home safe. Which is what a good strip club does.
 
Justa Grata Honoria said:
Nobody cares about him touching boob is about him paying to touch boob get cucked and blueballed.

SHAMEFUR DISPLAY

Including the faggots congratulating him ,

SHAMEFUR

Faggot there guys who get houses and wifes at that age this faggot wastes money on hookers that DID NOT FUCKED HIM AT THE END
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I did not congradulate him as you can notice. Of course its stupid.
But he is 20. Let him do a couple stupid things. Maybe he will learn something from it or at least it will became on of the embarrassing memories. As long is its not a habit.
Only lucky once are blessed to meet someone worthy of marrige at 20 these days.
Also it would be WAY worse if he actually fucked her imo.
 
My favorite thing on the farms is reading the first post of a GD thread and jump to the last page, see how people call each other faggots and retards and shitfling and try to make out in my head how we got there. No, i dont want to read the previous pages. Its more fun this way.
 
rat fucker said:
My favorite thing on the farms is reading the first post of a GD thread and jump to the last page, see how people call each other faggots and retards and shitfling and try to make out in my head how we got there. No, i dont want to read the previous pages. Its more fun this way.
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That sounds fun, might start doing this.
 
Only a kike can come into the thread of a drunk zoomer extolling the virtues of going out with your bros and paying a literal whore to not fuck you so you can all get boners together and still somehow be the most pathetic unlikeable person in the room.

OP post cold sores
 
What's better than this, guys being dudes?

Mister Fister said:
Is there such a thing as a non alcoholic Russian?
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Yeah, Gorbachev, and he was a total fuckup. Probably the biggest fuckup in world history.

#FF0000 said:
It should become tradition to post in this thread if you visit a strip club
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Is that retroactive or only prospective?
 
LOL! I went to a strip when I turned 18 and got "kidnapped" by my older friends and they bought me some lap dances. It was fun but my zoomer friend said it best though: "Yeah dude! Let's go get some over priced shots and get boners together!" It's not really my thing, but I'm glad you had fun though.
 
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