wew LAD

[Mister Fister]

Now time to go to the Thai massage. Or is it a Kazak massage in Russia?

 

[Detective Carey]

So like are you going back, gonna try to meet up with her? Maybe get her outside away from the bouncers/pimps? You can make an honest woman out of her, it just depends on how much grit you have. I believe in you, sending prayers from burgerland.

 

[Exegesis]

"Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone", so far I had:

1. AIDS-ridden faggot that took it in the ass from a nigger;

Kike you were literally trying to have sex with a stripper in fucking RUSSIA
I don't even have aids so this is just the pot calling the China dishes black

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'm fairly sure Christ doesn't mind me having a little fun once as long as I stay a virgin and don't do it often.

Nah man, you gotta marry the stripper now.

 

[Detective Carey]

Not only should you marry her, you should also provide for her, so she doesn't have to be a stripper anymore. That's the true path.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Only a kike can come into the thread of a drunk zoomer extolling the virtues of going out with your bros and paying a literal whore to not fuck you so you can all get boners together and still somehow be the most pathetic unlikeable person in the room.

OP post cold sores

Lmao seethe

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Future me here to quickly report that I'm shaking from hangover and have nothing to eat but I regret NOTHING!

Nice to see you happy for once.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Kiwi Farms. A magical place.

 

[Dr. Butt]

A lot of underage boys in this thread. Not good. @MAAAD is just trying to improve his social skills, stop being bitter to him.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Shit like this is why I fucking love this forum, never change Kiwifarms.

 

[Detective Carey]

@MAAAD is just trying to improve his social skills, stop being bitter to him.

Fuck the haters, make strip club reviews your new gimmick, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Dr. Butt]

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Fuck the haters, make strip club reviews your new gimmick, what could possibly go wrong?

They are scared he might reach the next level, which is when the strip club guys use their new talking-to-women skills that they learned in the tutorial (thank u for ur service, whores'n'peelers, wish we had a better retirement service/social program for you), to make friends in real life.
KF men, please stay positive like our boy and continue to socialize outside of the house.

Anglophones may be missing context so I have found a english version of the children's text:

 

[Rungle]

even an ss13 player can get pussy (does not matter if he paid for it)

 

[dcss]

I still have my doubts about losing the v-card to somebody I don't plan to at least date in long term if not marry. Christ is King and He Has Risen.

any updates?

 

[long waters]

any updates?

I heard he has deeply fallen for a lady of the night, perhaps he shall marry her soon?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Also you are a degenerate jew who has no grasp of such concepts like shame, chastity or sincerity. I still have my doubts about losing the v-card to somebody I don't plan to at least date in long term if not marry. Christ is King and He Has Risen.

Circling back to this, how has this been going?

 

[Exister]

Next time I get laid I'll dm you brother

Forget who I was talking to but just so u all know I been smashing box raw