Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

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I did some Googling and found a picture of her house:

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Keystone said:
God her face is one of the most jarring out there when it comes to the juxtaposition of their IRL looks and their anime avatar -- and her avatar pic looks like ass to begin with
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Her cheeks remind me of a gerbil that's shoved a bunch of a food in its mouth that it doesn't have time to eat now and is saving for later.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
I just don't know what possesses some people to dye their hair such unnaturally fluorescent colors.
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Thank God they do though so you know whose opinion can be completely ignored on sight. Insert aposematism.jpg

Keystone said:
God her face is one of the most jarring out there when it comes to the juxtaposition of their IRL looks and their anime avatar -- and her avatar pic looks like ass to begin with
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I actually like the Twitter avatar because she looks like the spiteful, nasty cunt she is even in that.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
I just don't know what possesses some people to dye their hair such unnaturally fluorescent colors.
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They want to stand out the way they've seen other people standing out - by force of charm and persona - but simply aren't that interesting, so they take a page out of the shitty anime they watch whose character designs are so pedestrian that the animators hadda use brightly colored hair to differentiate them from each other.
Also, before the whole dangerhair meme, the freak show et al, things like blue hair had a way different cultural connotation. Seriously, up until socjus and the 2000s all the people I met with wild hair colors were genuine characters. Now people just use it to compensate for how bland they are. It must suck to envision oneself as unique when you're that basic.
 
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Keystone said:
God her face is one of the most jarring out there when it comes to the juxtaposition of their IRL looks and their anime avatar -- and her avatar pic looks like ass to begin with
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She just has her own take on butterface...
 
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Her cheeks remind me of a gerbil that's shoved a bunch of a food in its mouth that it doesn't have time to eat now and is saving for later.
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Gerbils are too cute for this gay earth, though.

We've settled on calling her a whale when the blob fish is more appropriate, but in all honesty, only one sea creature comes to mind:
 
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Hank Salagna said:
You fucking idiots, this was warned over and over again that making a thread about her was exactly the attention that the dyed hair cetacean seeked, and you just did. She's gonna use this as a weapon to gain more sympathizers to her cause.
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That’s why I thought we didn’t have a thread before this. Did something happen for people to change their mind on creating a renfamous thread?
 
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Hank Salagna said:
You fucking idiots, this was warned over and over again that making a thread about her was exactly the attention that the dyed hair cetacean seeked, and you just did. She's gonna use this as a weapon to gain more sympathizers to her cause.
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Well it could work double fold, yes she'll feel vindicated she has the attention now. But then everyone can archive her tweets and post screenshots, when she brags about it, out of curiosity someone can see the collection of shit and maybe go "wow, what a cunt". Like she can destroy herself with her own hubris. It's one thing to see someone cunty a snippet at a time, but a whole collection of cuntness can be overwhelming and make a semi sane person question this person they are associating with. 5D chess man, 5D chess.

Giving someone the attention they crave, but not how they exactly want it is a great way to watch them destroy them self.
 
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5t3n0g0ph3r said:
@Captain Manning We've crossed the Rubicon.
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Indeed. God help us all.

IAmNotAlpharius said:
That’s why I thought we didn’t have a thread before this. Did something happen for people to change their mind on creating a renfamous thread?
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It's a containment thread. @emspex realized (correctly) that the main thread was getting clogged with a LOT of autism from multiple different vectors, and not everybody appreciated it.

I said several days ago that while I sympathize with those that don't want to give her one, it might be inevitable she gets one given the sheer about of shit that flows from her blue hair dye damaged brain. There's the KF rule about archiving everything, and then there's the fact people actually have to wade through that shit. I think we just hit the tipping point.
 
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