JektheDumbass
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- Sep 3, 2018
I constantly fart into my cupped hand then bring it swiftly to my nose so I can sample my own aroma.
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I eat way too slow and always wind up with hiccups.I eat too fast and don't chew my food properly.
Make sure the oven is off... The taps could be on too...*locks door and walks ten feet*
Did I lock the door?
*walks back, door doesn’t open*
Okay, good!
*walks ten feet again*
Hmmm. Better check again. Just to be safe...
Make sure the oven is off... The taps could be on too...
*sits at work all day worrying about all of these things anyway*Okay... oven’s off, tv’s turned off, lights are all out... what time is it-FUCK I’M LATE!!
I eat way too slow and always wind up with hiccups.![]()