What are everyone's 2024 predictions?

[Boss Hawg]

Here is mine.

Hitler will come out of cryo and pursue a career in music.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Barb will die. Chris will shit himself and do nothing.

Plagued Moth will be outed as a sex pest

Jirard will retire The Completionist

People will finally reach a tipping point in Portland and start enacting vigilante justice on the homeless

Mel Brooks and/or Dick van Dyke will pass

 

[The Backwards Man]

Bossmanjack will finally buy a Honda Civic, and one of his drug dealers will steal from it in the same way he used to steal from cars.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Ralph will lose weight.

Keffels will be in prison.

MamaJFs body will be is found.

Chirs will have a new girlfriend.

Bossmanjack is thrown out by his parents.

Rekieta will get a divorce and lead the most degenerate life.

 

[Waifu Days]

I shall make 5 predictions. They are guaranteed to be wrong and virgos are gay.

1. With the coming election, Nick Fuentes will start up a new business venture/event: it will be advertised for too long, it will be slightly different than the other AF events, but it will all collapse due to inner drama and retardation.
2. Chantal's drama with her fake husband will get to a point where it is undeniable. This will cause her to be come haram with liquor and a new, non-white man will enter her life suddenly. She will fake that they've known each other for some time. She will pay his bills in order for his compliance in this lie
3. Boogie will sabotage his position on Keemstar's lolcow podcast. It will be petty and an avoidable betray but Boogie will feel 100% justified in his retardation.
4. Sam Hyde ill keep getting away with it.
5. Null will make an announcement at the end of 2024 that he will be making or already made a trip back to the United States. The reason will be shrouded in mystery.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Within the first 60 seconds, a minute will pass.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

A few good things. A few catastrophic things. But mostly another year of the same old crap.

 

[tehpope]

More internet censorship. A crackdown on privacy and anonymity. Please let me be wrong.

 

[BohrokSwarms]

High speed rail in America will continue to go nowhere and no progress will be made.

Union Pacific will cancel this Big Boy tour as well.

The California rail emissions law will (thankfully) be lobbied out of existence.

2816 will experience a mechanical issue and be unable to make it to Houston, meaning I personally will not get to see it.

The FBI will foil an eco-terrorist plot in the PNW to cause a hazmat train to derail.

CPKC still will not bother to repaint any road engines or really change how the two constituent companies operate in a non-negligible way.

Amtrak will continue to be unprofitable.

Newly discovered integral faults will be identified and cause further setbacks in 1361’s restoration.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

US Politics
Trump loses and shits himself to death. Biden wins and shits himself to death making the whole 2024 campaign pointless (not so much a prediction more like a best possible timeline)
Some DEI VP pick becomes President nothing changes America is still fucked

Not America Politics

The Labour Party wins the General Election Sir Keir proceeds to make the UK the EU's bottom bitch. Cucked and Fucked Britannia Never Dies
Populist leaders elected in 2023 exposed as being nothing more than shallow politicians incapable of making the pain of existence any better

World Events

Russia, Ukraine, Israel, and Palestine make peace
Pride month is super lame again
Kiwi Farms will have no ability to connect to the internet the Farms is forced to wonder the Saini Desert of Telegram for 40 years.
The Death of true Internet freedom

Lolcows

Keffals fails at suicide/OD because he is a failure at everything he does.
Kiwi Farms users get fully doxed
AI generated Jim does a Ballad of PPP
Ethan Ralph pays his child support and does nothing retarded for a full year
Ethan Ralph does a Fuck PPP Festival bringing the Casino to an end
PPP so fat he can no longer walk
Warski relapses on box wine

 

[Kookin]

More internet censorship. A crackdown on privacy and anonymity. Please let me be wrong.

Ditto. But I also predict a lot more people will have had it with tranny crybully tactics and collectively stand up for themselves. To what extent this changes things I can't make a plausible guess beyond wishful thinking.

I say this since a lot of trannies promise a lot of shit for money to straighten up and persist on being freeloaders of society. And since this is beginning to be a chronic thing people will start to catch on the pattern. If not the large majority, a lot of those active online will catch onto the bullshit. This is all putting aside their already alarming fetish shit to begin with.

 

[Johnny Salami]

>Jews will simultaneously double down on being antiwhite and victimhood, demanding whites do more
>Tim Pool won't make any predictions since the last time he did that he looked like am idiot
>Patrick divorce Saga
>Alphabet niggers will try and groom a Kiwi into performing a mass shooting. The Kiwi will leak the messages after pretending he would do it and donate the money meant for guns and bombs to get true and honest
>another lolcow will run for office at the local level
>A tranny will rape a kid and he will be referred to by his birth name and gender
>Null will become a bussy enthusiasts
>The man hate thread will have more infighting and splinter into femcels and actual femcels
>the woman hate thread will come to the conclusion that all w*man are sluts
>2024 users will make the 2023 users look tame
>Rekeita will have more embarrassing moments, culminating in Nick sucking a dick live to prove the haters wrong
>Adam "Chibi" White will be at the center of a terrorist standoff involving the North Koreans
>Keffals 41s
>Hasan will be involved in a real life fist fight, and get beaten and start his descent into a lolcow of the year candidate
>Vaush will get caught trying to solicit sex from a 10 yo

 

[Thomas Bayard]

Biden and Trump will both drop out of the presidential race due to health/legal issues. The 2024 US Presidential race will come down to Kamala vs Nikki Haley leading to Total Poo Domination.

A large earthquake (Mw > 7.0) will strike California causing widespread destruction and unsurpassed joy from the rest of the country.

More tranny mass shooters.

Null will embrace his ancestral faith and make aliyah.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The 2024 American presidential election is probably not going to be a quick nor sane event.

Also Current Year Clown World will most likely continue to rot in ever-increasing insanity.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Lockheed martin will set off an emp that US defense systems will detect as having come from a nuclear bomb. the US will launch their nukes in response triggering all out nuclear war.
Source: God told me in a dream.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

terrorist attack
blm 2
covid 2
biden dies
jan 6th 2 after counting is halted

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

The Kiwifarms will become a topic of discussion amongst presidential candidates.

 

[Manimal House]

-Deaths from illnesses (or at least sickness with more severe symptoms) will increase due to shortages of medicine across the board. It will get political and the usual blame game will drown out talks of getting production ramped up. Advice: eat as clean as you can, use meds sparingly and if possible, avoid airports.
-Elon will continue to shoot from the hip and make decisions without thinking things through until he realizes that Twitter is unsalvageable and steps down. Despite this, the company will still say it's making more money than it was. Other companies will take note and trim the fat by laying off administrative workers that work from desks. Advice: If you don't have a job, fucking get one now. If you do, maintain your position best you can, applications are coming.
-With layoffs in advertising, tech and such, streamers and influencers are going to get less payouts. When the well dries up, there will be few new faces and the established creators will either go elsewhere for income or crank the tard meter up to 11 and start humiliating themselves in uncharted ways. Advice: grab popcorn

Lastly, all predictions are on politics are a shit sandwich. We just ended a year with Fuentes giving sad catboy eyes to Trump followed by Ye broadcasting a swastika with Putin shitting himself in retreat. The tranny nuke commander getting arrested for multiple baggage theft was a side thing. It's anyone's guess what happens now.

Those were my predictions from last year. Thinking back on what happened throughout 2023, looks like I wasn't too far off. I'll expand on them for this year:

1. Travelling is going to be a shit show. With cuts made on train engineers/conductors, diversity hires for pilots, migrants shuffling around, tourists unable to afford trips and issues with getting fuel....it's going to be rough for the industry, especially with international travel. There's an opportunity for smaller airlines that only go to a few countries to capitalize by charging less, but airports are going to be a zoo, especially in the fourth quarter.​
2. Entertainment big tech sites massively funded will continue to lose money to the point where alternatives will take over. Twitch, Youtube, Reddit and Meta/IG/FB will be eating a lot of shit as they continue to drain advertiser money without improving any features. X will do the opposite by adding more features with the streaming platform and video sharing. Odysee will either fold or stay up and operate like Bitchute for livestreaming. Rumble is a wild card in that they could fix issues and add features to become the best or get shut down and/or crumble.​
3. Streamers and influencers will continue to show their ass, advertisers and viewers leave. People will be fatigued with entertainment broadcasts and start eating up political streamers, so all content creators will follow suit and just be political talking heads that have no clue what they're talking about until they make even bigger fools of themselves. Hilarity will keep coming so keep that popcorn handy.​
4. Instead of BLM riots that happened during the last two elections, this time it will be about immigrants. Whether it's Palestinians, South Americans, Africans or Ukrainians, there will be massive riots and conflict in the streets about borders in all countries. The BLM protests established that the police won't do much about these type of things, but this time the cops will be completely outnumbered. My only advice is to keep a good relationship with neighbors that you trust and if you're in a city, ensure that you have a safe place to hang at when things pop off.​

 

[Incel Death Note]

War in Iran, false flag that leads to leftists saying they're even more correct, immigration breaks records