What are HETEROSEXUAL anime/manga series for HETEROSEXUAL people?

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YWNBAM said:
*You catch space gonorrhea and die within seconds. God decides you are too much of a stupid faggot to handle and disintegrates your sovl, erasing any chance at being resurrected again*

Stop butting in, ya coprophilic haggot. This purely platonic heterosexual shonen battle was between me and @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) only :mad:
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*Satan makes a copy of my soul and puts it in an indestructible body that even God can't kill. My clone pulls out his cock and shoves it in your boipussy. Also, Satan makes it so you can feel every second of it, but can't do anything about it except take it.*
 
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Dick Gayson said:
*Satan makes a copy of my soul and puts it in an indestructible body that even God can't kill. My clone pulls out his cock and shoves it in your boipussy. Also, Satan makes it so you can feel every second of it, but can't do anything about it except take it.*
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*Turns out everything was just your gross dying dream while you were writhing in agony after slipping on that banana peel. Because Satan isn't real, and so isn't "boipussy"*

Maybe you should stop trying to cheat on your husband, ya shit eating gay whore.

MerriedxReldnahc said:
The most based gigachad anime of them all is clearly Hamtaro
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The manliest anime ever, only rivaled by the likes of Orunchuban Ebichumain_2x-ec9d52a23125ebb15bdb23a2084e5464.webp
 
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YWNBAM said:
*Turns out everything was just your gross dying dream while you were writhing in agony after slipping on that banana peel. Because Satan isn't real, and so isn't "boipussy"*

Maybe you should stop trying to cheat on your husband, ya shit eating gay whore.
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*While I'm writing in pain, I take out and consume a pill that instantly heals all of my injuries and makes me indestructible. I pull out my cock and rub the head of my penis against your sweet, soft lips.*
 
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Ranma 1/2, Astro Boy, Detective Conan, Rockman.EXE, Yu-Gi-Oh (ignore the shippers, canonically everyone is straight), Salamander (an adaptation of the Gradius games), the Ys anime....

Honestly there aren't as many "gay" anime as people think, unless you have a fucktarded definition of what makes something "gay."
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Lucky star is made by and for pedophiles.
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Speaking of fucktarded definitions...

Let me guess, it has cute, young-looking girls, therefore its for pedos?
 
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YWNBAM said:
So this the peak of male heterosexuality, huh....

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That's gay as fuck

YWNBAM said:
Nigger, that's a signature card of shonen genre. Never heard of the power of friendship or datte bayo?
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Their friends usually fight too though. Anybody who doesn't fight is always in the background.

YWNBAM said:
*The thick black cloud of smoke dissipates, revealing me, completely untouched. I straighten my meaty neck and feel my long blonde hair, burning with pure autistic energy, flutter in the wind.*

"What child's play," *I snicker, my lipstick-smeared lips curling into a nasty smirk.* "That might have worked on one of your little friends, but not on me!"

Flashback:

My dearest dark master — Thegayestmanalive-sama — taught me how to deflect negative energy with a shield of sheer autism within me. My heart beats with pure, platonic Japanese samurai pride whenever I think of him! Alas, he is always thinking about @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) and how he wants to get his young, strong body for himself.

But I intend to make him realise that I exist!

*I flex my muscles and make the manliest sounds in the world as @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) tries to penetrate me with his fists again and again.*

"Mmm, you know how to hit hard. I like that." *I grin and say,* "But you and your beloved Akira-kun are finished."

*I thrust my perfectly manicured hands forward and teleport behind @SSj_Ness (Yiffed), a dirty trick. A couple of seconds, and I shall ram my secret weapon, "The thick spear of shonen villain faggottry" straight into his back.*

"DIIIIIE", ' I exclaim. "@SSj_Ness (Yiffed)-KUUUUN!"

And then I slip on a banana peel and die from sheer cringe, idk.
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*Utterly ashamed and humiliated to be saved by sheer luck, I break the seal on my one and only secret revival jutsu to bring you back*

I'll admit...that attack probably would've got me... But a miracle never happens twice.

*I wipe the sweat from my brow trying to hide my shaking. I take a deep breath and assume my stance again*

It's rather contrived for you to have a perfect counter for my ability, I'm surprised, but not helpless. You see, I can shift and manipulate my energy regardless of its origin. While I may rely on generating negative energy I am by no means bound to it!!

*Cool veins pop from my head as I push deep for more energy, my strength nearly doubling. I scream and rocks fly all around me super cool-like. I know I can't maintain this degree of energy consumption for long and aim to finish you in one strike*

TRY THAT AGAIN, YWNBAM-SENPAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
 
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skykiii said:
Ranma 1/2, Astro Boy, Detective Conan, Rockman.EXE, Yu-Gi-Oh (ignore the shippers, canonically everyone is straight), Salamander (an adaptation of the Gradius games), the Ys anime....

Honestly there aren't as many "gay" anime as people think, unless you have a fucktarded definition of what makes something "gay."

Speaking of fucktarded definitions...

Let me guess, it has cute, young-looking girls, therefore its for pedos? Or do you have some other retard logic?
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Nice selection of anime, rare to see Mega Man mentioned.

skykiii said:
Seems somehow me and @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) posted at the same time.
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That was funny.
 
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Reading anything besides Teppu and Tomo-Chan wa Onnanoko is gay. Watching anything besides Bebop and TTGL is gay. And GITS. And Mobile Suit Gundam 08th MS Team. And Big O and Lupin and I guess FLCL. And Blue Sub No. 6. Okay there's a lot of exceptions but most of it's gay.

DBZ is for blacks and browns with chimp brains that still determine social hierarchy by beating each other up at Waffle House or in Tekken. Berserk is for Catholics and other masochists who derive their worth solely by the amount of suffering endured. LOGH is for gay alcoholics who don't think Star Trek is gay or alcoholic enough. I'm not sure who Evangelion is for but I'm sure it's gay. One Piece is weird, from the outside it seems like it should be straight but the fans indicate otherwise so I'm not touching it. Blue Lock is the second gayest thing in the entire world, just ahead of Free! and just behind JJBA.
 
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Moopy said:
I mean you kinda said it yourself.
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Oh?

So when SJWs say Mario is about the patriarchy because it revolves around rescuing the princess, are they right?

If you wouldn't accept that argument, then any similar argument also immediately becomes suspect.

For a show to be "gay," it has to at the very least have characters who are literal homosexuals. Ranma has none. Your argument is as flimsy as a wet paper towel.
 
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