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What are some good ways to get away with sleeping at work?
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If you work remote you can get one of those Chinese mice that have the hacked firmware that will move the mouse every minute if you leave it idle so that you always show as active in teams/slack
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Work in a morgue. Nobody will know if that body covered with a white sheet is a dead guy or a sleeping guy.
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Find a job of little activity where you work independently, good luck but that's your best shot. Maybe janitor, clean real fast and make everything spotless, then nap in the closet.
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Lol, don't be a retard, just put a watch under the sensor, problem solved.
Grub
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Get a job as a product tester for beds.
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Claim to be a woman put on a blonde wig. Become a streamer who streams himself sleeping for dudes who get off on that sort of thing. Rake in the cash.
Sean Shemmy
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Yeah... NO. Don't do that, you'll get buried alive.
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This.
Also, if your company has provided you with a work phone, set that phone to never sleep or standby with the Teams application open. Keep it realistic though and close the applet/let the phone go into standby. I always keep my status as ‘busy’ so I’ll get notified of any alerts.
Alternatively, if you’re cool with a coworker, get them to join a Teams call with you. Block some time off on your calendar and get them to join a muted call. This works better with someone outside of your immediate department.
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This was merely bait so you would divulge your secrets.
I shall be recording every meeting from then on. You don't need to do anything but invite me to the Google meet, nothing changes for you.
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Become a sleep specialist guy that diagnoses sleep aponea, just set them up, make sure it's recording and catch some zees while the computer does the work
Frostine
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Get a pair of glasses and put googly eyes over them
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Put a handful of coins in the microwave in the break room
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Get a job doing security for an office at night in a low-crime area. I did that back in the day and it was the easiest money I ever made. One roughly 15 minute foot patrol an hour to make sure the building wasn’t on fire and the rest of the time was yours to do whatever the fuck you wanted with as long as you were fairly discreet about it.
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Work environments are like wolf packs, you must assert your dominance upon your boss so that he has no choice but to let you do as you please. How you do this is up to you.
If your boss is a woman, this is highly inadvisable. Nobody cares if you mog a man, but you take a dump on a woman's desk and suddenly you have to move to Botswana.
If your boss is a woman, this is highly inadvisable. Nobody cares if you mog a man, but you take a dump on a woman's desk and suddenly you have to move to Botswana.
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Pretend to kill yourself. Lock yourself in a room, yell out shit like "this is it you fucking soulless shit-eating snakes, this is it", followed by a gunshot or the sound of a stool being kicked over. Then go to sleep. When people think you're dead, they won't try to wake you or report you
DankSmoker
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I know some people can sleep with their eyes open but I think that's actually a neurological disorder.
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I like to climb inside a nice warm wood chipper, you should try it, the vibration just rocks you right to sleep
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Be a long haul trucker, you will never get disciplined, I guarantee it.