What are some of the GOOD things that are because of the Corona Virus?

[Your Weird Fetish]

Gas is now going for prices I haven't seen since the 90's.

 

[MrTroll]

Nobody's eating Chinese food anymore so restaurants are becoming fronts for prostitution. You can get a really good deal on a hooker who doesn't speak English right now.

 

[betterbullocks]

Back at home I actually have a really nice piano, not the shitty community one I usually play on. I just got a thick new piano book, so I'm poised to learn some great new pieces in crystal clarity

 

[The best and greatest]

Dead boomers.

Some of the nicest people I know are old people, frankly I'd rather the virus kill their waste-of-space 30-something-going-on-40 progeny that all treat their parents like garbage even though their parents are way nicer and more giving and valuable to society.

 

[Dyn]

Some of the nicest people I know are old people, frankly I'd rather the virus kill their waste-of-space 30-something-going-on-40 progeny that all treat their parents like garbage even though their parents are way nicer and more giving and valuable to society.

ok boomer

 

[Token Weeaboo]

All the people who post memes about wanting to die may get a chance.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Cheap flights! Take that dream vacation you could never afford while plane tickets are cheap.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Some ISPs are letting their customers have unlimited data.

 

[sasazuka]

Unexpected week-long plus extensions on assignments that were due next week.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I am Lord Asspaper and am free to mark up prices on my private toilet paper stash as much as I want

 

[Figger Naggot]

The infrastructure for any future pandemics will be set up.

 

[Lina Colorado]

1)Gasprice is low.
2)People are actually pretty nice to eachother. It took a chinese virus to bring us closer together(so to speak).

 

[Lost send help]

I can finally catch up on all of those films, tv and games I was planning to watch/play.

I’m now hoping streaming services will drop prices to compete cos all we’re gonna be doing is watching Netflix for the next few months.

 

[Niggernerd]

Woke tards proving they're not racist by going near sick chinamen in the US. Even if it's highly unlikely they'll die because age they'll still get perma lung damage which is fine by me.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Schools are closed, so if you're in dire need for a break from all these books, you're in luck!

 

[Vault Boy]

The optimistic thought that some corporations might consider local manufacturing to avoid the shortages caused by this virus.

It'll weaken the Chinese government, and bring some jobs back to the states. Wouldn't that be a dream come true...

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Catching up on my reading.

 

[heathercho]

Dead boomers.

Imagine the amount of Abos that will die. They don't have a good lifespan normally, but if they get Corona-Chan? Their petrol huffing days are over.
Finally, a good plague to rub out the weakest of humans.

Outside of that, it's made me realise who I can and can't trust - if someone is reacting like a moron to this (stockpiling), are a doomtard or they're easily conned by Facebook memes, then they can't be trusted. Also people who want to install laws that take away individual rights cannot be trusted. People who are using this as a political cudgel on either side, can also get fucked.

 

[Shield Breaker]

DSP

How would the guy who never leaves the house get the plague?

 

[Slimy Time]

How would the guy who never leaves the house get the plague?

His horse brings it back. Or maybe his parents are really dying this time dood.