What are some of the stupidest things people get Patreon bux for?

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

I only know people who do comics or youtube videos but there's got to be stupider things

 

[Joe Swanson]

Literally nothing, typically because a YouTuber has quit but not deactivating their patreon, thus causing people who forget to unsub to pay them passively

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Shmorky gets $39 a month for officially "leaving this world" in 2017.

 

[soft breathing]

[...] WhiteKitten has a Patreon. But WhiteKitten can't draw, oh no...but you can pay WhiteKitten to pay other people to commission art~! For WHITEKITTEN~!

Taken from this thread here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/whitekitten-white-kitten-jewel.29217/

I'm not even going to say more on the topic. Enjoy, I guess.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Complaining about things.

 

[Character from a movie]

Posting pictures of their cats.
Kitties are cute, but paying a stranger to see their pets is retarded.

 

[Just A Butt]

https://www.patreon.com/TenaciousUnicornRanch

they make yarn and bash the fash

 

[Breadbassket]

Not sure how stupid it is but there are people who get tons of cash for making Minecraft Texture Packs

 

[b0x]

Probably more horrifying than stupid. Someone on /v/ linked to a Patreon for a The Last of Us porno using the ripped models and real voice actors.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Not sure how stupid it is but there are people who get tons of cash for making Minecraft Texture Packs

Maybe not bottom of the barrel stupid on its own, but limiting your lowest tiers to a certain number of spots definitely qualifies.

 

[Apochrypha]

Game mods, mainly for Skyrim and Fallout 4. Though there are a handful of modding forums that just pirate their shit and distribute them freely, so that fixes the issue.

 

[byuu]

Doing nothing.

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

Those tranny twitter users that plug a patreon and call they're whining twitter posts "content"

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Literally nothing, typically because a YouTuber has quit but not deactivating their patreon, thus causing people who forget to unsub to pay them passively

I'm pretty sure people are paying Spoony to just stay alive at this point.

 

[Dysnomia]

Literally nothing, typically because a YouTuber has quit but not deactivating their patreon, thus causing people who forget to unsub to pay them passively

Five Star Grift. Even if you don't get much it's free money from people and you are doing it on purpose. I wouldn't believe a single "lulz I forgot about my Patreon".