What are some of your "warning sign" bands? - When you hear someone says they like X band then it's time to ask for the check.

Death Grips: All women. There are no actual men who listen to this shit. If they're over 25, they're that one woman your friend tells you is "cool when you get to know her" when she's just a malignant sjw cunt. Under 18: Tells everyone they're "not like the other girls" and acts edgy by making fun of trannies but gets offended and tries to cancel people over innocuous shit. Hates anime, but owns three ahegao hoodies. Vapes.

Kendrick Lamarr: The one white guy who pretends to love niggers. Thinks they "understand the struggle" because they sold weed at community college for two months. Favorite movie is Get Out. Thinks To Pimp A Butterfly is better than Abbey Road. Probably is more racist than most neo-nazis behind closed doors. Would ask George Floyd for his autograph. Haven't heard any rap from before 2005.

Linkin Park: LARPS as suicidally depressed. Hasn't ever heard a song before 2000. Dresses like a school shooter to show everyone how traumatized they are. Probably has never actually heard more than ten linkin park songs. Listens to a guy who killed himself sing about wanting to kill himself; wonders why they haven't overcome their "damage". Has 150,000,000% raped a minor, twice.

Kanye: "Yes, you hear that sample from a talented band that he added some echo and reverb to while talking about believing in yourself and wanting to fuck bitches on an album that took almost a hundred people to make? This is the height of music production. This man shall be remembered along with Beethoven, Mozart and Albert Einstein. True genius."

Merzbow/Varg/norwegian deathmetal: Posts photos of self-harm on discord (the blood is always actually ketchup) Pretends to be edgy but gets offended at the use of gamer words. Isn't man enough to do the world a favor and actually kill themselves.

Johny Cash- Nothing wrong with liking johnny cash at all. But if you say he's the only country you enjoy, you're a verified NPC to me who has only listened to two of his songs.
 
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I don’t really listen to rap music and have no idea what NF is. I’m still staying away from rap music
NF is basically what Twenty One Pilots sounds like rapping.

Eminem fans are manchildren who claim you hate him because he’s white but then will hate other white rappers for the exact same reason. They also think that rapping fast is correlated to quality. Eminem fans were born in le wrong generation and are closet homosexuals

Tupac fans were also born in le wrong generation and are closet homosexuals.
Linkin Park: LARPS as suicidally depressed. Hasn't ever heard a song before 2000. Dresses like a school shooter to show everyone how traumatized they are. Probably has never actually heard more than ten linkin park songs. Listens to a guy who killed himself sing about wanting to kill himself; wonders why they haven't overcome their "damage". Has 150,000,000% raped a minor, twice.
Linkin Park fans are either still full of teen angst even as adults or are TIFs who rage about their parents not acknowledging them as True and Honest Men.
 
I‘d say anybody who listens to and likes any drill music. It’s a horrible shitty repetitive music and the artists actually live out what they rap about. The fans of drill music from what I know are usually violent felons with a extensive criminal record.
I agreed with you on everything but drill music, as bad and evil as drill music is the byproduct of darkies senselessly killing each other, it does get me pumped up. Of course, I listen to more lighter shit like CML lavish D, 30 Deep grimeyy, some decent beats here and there. Plus I don't got a criminal record, I'm flying right for a youngun.

Everything else though, I agree with you on and I want to add that Synthwave is for faggot zoomers and from across the politard spectrum, how many times I grow sick of hearing "My little Dark age" or even the edits of it.

I think bitches that listen to any tiktok music are people I'm gonna see twenty years from now with moldy locks hair, sitting on the dirty, needle-ridden, shit-smelling, floor of whatever progressive state they live in.
 
Death Grips: All women. There are no actual men who listen to this shit. If they're over 25, they're that one woman your friend tells you is "cool when you get to know her" when she's just a malignant sjw cunt. Under 18: Tells everyone they're "not like the other girls" and acts edgy by making fun of trannies but gets offended and tries to cancel people over innocuous shit. Hates anime, but owns three ahegao hoodies. Vapes.
Wait, I'm a male, over 25, and like Deaf Grapes. I have tickets to see them soon. Then again, I was on /mu/ when The Money Store / NLDW came out.
 
I will agree that people who are really into that band are really obnoxious and really like shoving that band down everybody's throat, like it's the best thing that graced the metal genre, which it really didn't.
Honestly it has nothing to do with their music. They have some decent songs and I've seen them about every other time they came to town, it's the fans. And it isn't about them talking about Tool or pushing you to play nothing but tool, it's how they act, as humans. They're off, scumbaggy, creepy, like they're trying to be humans but don't understand basic morality. Like AI built people.

Also, in regards to the thread, I see some people getting a little sore-assed if a band or artist they listen to is mentioned. Don't be. We should talking about the people who are like "this shit is my jams," owns the t-shirts, maybe even has a tattoo of the band or a poster of them in their apartment (or "man cave").

Touching on metal, in general, I have some of my favorites, and other than a cannibal corpse shirt I've had since my first concert going experience, I don't have any band t-shirts and wouldn't wear any, at all, out in public. Maybe day of a show or something, but seeing dudes walking around in sleeveless Slayer t-shirts on a Tuesday evening just chaps me.
 
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Also, in regards to the thread, I see some people getting a little sore-assed if a band or artist they listen to is mentioned. Don't be. We should talking about the people who are like "this shit is my jams," owns the t-shirts, maybe even has a tattoo of the band or a poster of them in their apartment (or "man cave").

Touching on metal, in general, I have some of my favorites, and other than a cannibal corpse shirt I've had since my first concert going experience, I don't have any band t-shirts and wouldn't wear any, at all, out in public. Maybe day of a show or something, but seeing dudes walking around in sleeveless Slayer t-shirts on a Tuesday evening just chaps me.
That's a little exceptional. There comes a point where you one tries too hard to not be autistic that they become it even moreso. "Anti-fan" fandom, or the whole tradcon grift way of life thinking liking any niche with a passion being cringe itself, is more cringe to me in a way that even the most unabashed weeb, stan or Rick and Morty fan. I'm sorry for being a dick, but I really just hate that way of thinking. It's also the flip side of the woke way of thought that you shouldn't stand out too much or try to be an individual that hurts other peoples' lack of personality.
Just let people wear their fucking shirts.

What makes someone cringe isn't what they like or even how much they're into said thing. It's just using something they're into to justify their already more toxic traits. A Radiohead fan isn't a douche because they own their entire discography and sport their merch, they're a douche when they try to use their love of Radiohead to justify their pretentiousness and overall faggotry that would be there regardless of their music taste. It just becomes a lot easier to spot a pretentious cunt when they're into a band like that because it feels like it's a part of a "starter pack" for that personality type.
 
A few explicitly communist Blackened Crust bands off the top of my head: Iskra, Profecium, Bring Forth the Exodus, Ancst, Skvm, Book of Sand, Axidance, Seeds in Barren Fields, Partisans, Gudsforladt, Larva ov Cum, Woodland Tomb, Tiffo, Gravpel, Victimas del Estado, Regnvm Animale, Kaskade, Honor Desecration, Saccage, Tumultuous Ruin, Dawn Ray'd, Waldgefluster, Dodsrit, Nux Vomica, Ramlord, Storm of Sedition, Trespasser, Anti-Freeze, Operation Volkstod, Sankara and Martyrdöd.

Posted about it to other thread, but I was hanging out in a Black Metal event, and some leftist crust cunts started a fight with metalheads which ended in crusts being run out of the venue and some of them leaving their shit behind. I played no part in the event but apparently the conversation had been something like "Hey, my favorite band is Total Cisgender Death, what's yours?" - "Hitler as Vishnu-Avatara and the Last SS Battalion".

I drag the scene veterans for being purists and cultists, but I have to say, you don't see this type of fags in events like Apocalyptic Rites, it's always some "genre inclusive" event with Alcest-like ethereal fag pixie whisper blackgaze and crusts.
 
These fandoms always talk about how Top 40 is “autotuned garbage” and how they listen to “good music” instead.
I remember in the mid-to-late 2000s where there were people weening and a-logging pop stars from rthe Disney Channel, like the Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus, yet they turn around and listen to shit like OneRepublic, Imagine Dragons, Ed Sheeran, Lana Del Ray, etc.

They can kill their careers, but not the idea.
 
A few explicitly communist Blackened Crust bands off the top of my head:

I once saw somebody in a ‘stray from the path’ t shirt. I don’t think anybody listens to cuck rock other than to political signal, I can’t think of any examples where the music is actually good. Whereas you always see leftists trying to explain away listening to peste noire or goatmoon.
 
That's a little exceptional. There comes a point where you one tries too hard to not be autistic that they become it even moreso. "Anti-fan" fandom, or the whole tradcon grift way of life thinking liking any niche with a passion being cringe itself, is more cringe to me in a way that even the most unabashed weeb, stan or Rick and Morty fan. I'm sorry for being a dick, but I really just hate that way of thinking. It's also the flip side of the woke way of thought that you shouldn't stand out too much or try to be an individual that hurts other peoples' lack of personality.
Just let people wear their fucking shirts.

What makes someone cringe isn't what they like or even how much they're into said thing. It's just using something they're into to justify their already more toxic traits. A Radiohead fan isn't a douche because they own their entire discography and sport their merch, they're a douche when they try to use their love of Radiohead to justify their pretentiousness and overall faggotry that would be there regardless of their music taste. It just becomes a lot easier to spot a pretentious cunt when they're into a band like that because it feels like it's a part of a "starter pack" for that personality type.
I know a simple like of your post is efficient, but what i made bold in your post is what i was essentially getting at. Some people like music for the simple reason "they like it." which is a a perfectly acceptable reason. there are some, god forgive me, ICP songs that i can tolerate, and a few i even like; but there are people who are the whitest of trashiness who LIVE that music, and they just like that music just because it reflects who they are as the person. That was kind of where i was getting at with the original post, not so much "which band i think sucks fat ones." Thank you, but you're probably a jew.
 
I've seen video game soundtracks mentioned here and there. As someone who likes vidya, these are my red flags:

*Anyone who religiously worships common knowledge vidya soundtracks. They are just like Swifties and KISS/hair metal fans or any redflaggers you have on your mind. At the same time, retro/indie chiptune fans who listen to nothing but are like indie hardcores. With a ton of video games made over the last several decades, vidya music is as varied as real life selections of music, regardless of game and series. Like real life however, you're going to be bound to find dipshits.

*Anyone who claims they are hardcore listeners but doesn't delve deep into listening to material beyond official releases, like image albums, official arrangements, and any other special edition albums you can think of. This goes double for Japanese shit that can only be bought through import stores or another way over the high seas (yarr).

*Anyone who takes VG Remix.com remixes to be the epiphany of vidya remix music. Someone said on a yt video summed it up perfectly regarding this: VG Remix tends to take a song and make it thematically far removed as possible from the original, mostly into unnecessary sensationalist and "cool" or "subversive" genres/styles of music. I like their stuff, but the indulgent tend to consist of franchise specific fanatical hardcores and Reddit users. Fun fact: VG Remix music was used in the Secret of Mana remake. Was not highly recieved.

*Probably extremely subjective and personal on my end, any fan who doesn't get the time, age, and context when an album was made. These are probably as bad as those blackcrust fans who were woke and got their asses beat by metalheads getting up in arms against more based blackcrust fans. I find their ignorance extremely annoying to deal with.

There's probably more, but can't name them off the top of my head. Feel free to join me down on the puzzle piece road.
 
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What the fuck does any of this mean?
I complain about black metal oldfags for being genre purists and hating BM microgenres like DSBM, Blackened crust, etc. All Finnish events like Apocalyptic Rites are run by oldfag purists so its just days of pure raw black metal. I complain, but the "off-brand" Black Metal events are even worse, because they're festering pits of freaks like leftist crusts and actual shitty subgenres like Blackgaze, that is known for "ethereal" vocals aka pixie whispering.

Sorry for being unclear. And yes, I acknowledge I am a bit of a hypocrite.
 
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