What are some of your "warning sign" bands? - When you hear someone says they like X band then it's time to ask for the check.

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A more basic red flag for someone being a bitch is when they act like music isn't for them anymore. Shit like "ohh the wife doesn't like it so I can't listen to it" or "I don't have time to listen to music anymore." Music is so fucking easy to listen to its insane so any motherfucker who acts like it isn't is coping.
 
Anyone who listens to electronic music made by furries. I'm not talking any particular artists, but the whole "scene" in general. Most, if not all of them are fucking sex pests and paedophiles. I recall correctly one of 4lung's friends decided to hand out pro-paedophilia "childrens books" to kids in some park in Seattle, although I need to look for the actual thing.

If anyone says he/she likes furry electronic music, run away from that person immediately. Or make up an excuse to get away from them.
 
If they say they'll listen to anything when I ask what they want to listen to then I'll play a minute or two of goregrind (I like it) on purpose then stop it and say "no you don't, so again, what do you want to listen to?" with a chuckle.
I say this as a metalhead - never subject anyone to the kind of music you enjoy. NOBODY wants to hear that shit. If you ever find someone who's into the same music as you, they're an even bigger autist than you are. Don't be autistic. It's not that hard.
For me, I like subjecting people who "listen to everything" to Power Electronics. Never a moment where their reactions weren't priceless. It has to be done tactically, but boy, is it worth it.
 
>Yes I like NewJeans
Run. Run fast as possible, don't look back. Tokkis are fucking deranged and will meltdown over the littlest things. Never have I seen a fandom that worships the manager, especially when MHJ is fucked as they are, and tries threatening to murder the judge of the NewJeans case.
 
HEALTH, whilst I do enjoy some of their songs, too many troons are into the band and Johnny is a complete coomer. Won't be surprised if they disband due to Johnny's coom brain.
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the fucking official twitter account of the band btw. the guy is ticking timebomb
 
What the fuck does the twink from elden ring have to do with some gay band?
I don't know but fags getting a hard-on for him is yet another self-report because Miquella was cursed with not being able to physically age beyond childhood.
Mindless Self Indulgence
The only person I've encountered who has brought up MSI was a drag queen obsessed lesbian who would share shit about how it's unfair that there's a stigma around people who have HIV.
 
>Yes I like NewJeans
Run. Run fast as possible, don't look back. Tokkis are fucking deranged and will meltdown over the littlest things. Never have I seen a fandom that worships the manager, especially when MHJ is fucked as they are, and tries threatening to murder the judge of the NewJeans case.
Not just NewJeans, K-pop in general seems to attract the most deranged and vindictive people out of all fandoms, I have personal experience dealing with a K-pop fan and that shit was just awful.
 
I like TOOL but most other people who like TOOL are the most insufferable fucking midwits imaginable. Guaranteed to go on for hours and hours [despite no one being interested] about how they listened to Stinkfist on acid and had a spiritual reawakening.

I associate listening to Sublime with a very specific type of person: guy who works some low-level job [retail, fast food, dishwashing, gas station clerk, etc] and consistently goes to work so fucking stoned that he is damn-near in a psychotic state, has like 6 big ass dogs [probably pit bulls] living in his falling-apart mobile home built in the '70s [the big boat looking ones] with two cars that haven't run since the mid 90s parked in his overgrown yard. Basically only has a job because he's constantly on the razor's edge of getting fired for poor attendance. Sometimes he doesn't drive at all but if he does drive, his license is suspended and he drives a clapped out Buick with tint on every window [poorly applied, peeling with a bunch of air bubbles] that barely runs, sounds like a Harley Davidson motorcycle due to running open headers [the exhaust system rotted off] and he can barely afford gas but has a $400+ subwoofer in his shitbox that he blasts loud enough to rattle shit off of his neighbors walls. Whether he drives or not, he will frequently ask people for a lift because his shitbox died again or because his license is revoked and says he will give you gas money but never does, instead offering you a dimebag of the shittiest weed you've ever seen. Constantly asks to borrow money, never pays you back, bitches about how his electricity got shut off because he didn't pay the bill but he somehow always has plenty of money to support his ounce a day pot habit. If he has a girlfriend she's either super fat and annoying or tweaker skinny, probably named something like Samantha, Krystal, Nevaeh or Holly. You can smell him coming at 30 yards away and he smells like a pot plant if it somehow had armpits. Yard is absolutely full of dog shit that nobody makes any effort to pick up.

He also bitches constantly about how the local police "profile" him or hate him due to previous encounters, but really he has a pot leaf bumper sticker and a pot leaf tat on his neck and every cop in town knows that if they pull him over [because he's doing 25mph under the speed limit and obstructing traffic] it's a guaranteed DUI. He probably also listens to ICP, Korn, Kottonmouth Kingz and a bunch of rappers nobody else on Earth has ever heard of. Claims that he is totally not addicted or that "cannabis is my medicine bro" or "it's just a plant dude" but gets in weekly fights with his old lady if his check is short due to missing work because he can't smoke pot every hour on the hour. Walks the tightrope between small town/rural wigger and burnout hippie and his mobile home's windows and doors are hanging open 24/7 allowing every insect in a 20 mile radius into his house, including houseflies attracted by the dog shit and moldering mounds of garbage that the neighborhood cats shredded and have strewn across his entire yard. Has cockroaches too, bitches about them constantly, does nothing to get rid of them. Dogs get out on a daily basis and as a result he posts daily "my dog Apollo got out again bro let me know if you see him" updates on Facebook. Probably hangs out with a shit-ton of minors that he sells pot to on the side and has probably at some point committed statutory rape.

Anyone who is extremely loud about listening to metal and only metal is usually trying way too hard to look edgy and subversive. Girls who listen to Twenty One Pilots, Panic At The Disco [punctuation present in band names is lame and I refuse to entertain it] or Imagine Dragons are either incredibly basic or go to Walmart in Jack Skellington pajama pants and is a BPD nightmare who was likely molested as a kid and has levied false domestic violence/sexual assault allegations on at least one person. People who often bitch about how any hard/heavy music from the late '90s to mid 2000s is 'butt rock' is probably pretentious as fuck or one of the aforementioned one genre metal listeners.

I like all of these acts too [TOOL is included in this] but generally speaking many people who are into Zappa, Primus, Ween or Beck either don't actually listen to any of these acts but pretend to for cool points or are very, very convinced that they are the most unique and eclectic people on the planet. Most people who listen mostly to punk are commies who go on about punching Nazis but would probably break their own brittle bird bones if they tried, only exception being GG Allin who was the only true punk act who wasn't pretending to be hardcore while writing songs about how everyone is too mean and they hate their dad. I like Drive-By Truckers but most of their listeners are hicklib Redditors who look like rednecks but go on about trans rights and are probably a moderator of r/[redstate] or r/[semi-rural city] that bans anyone to the left of Chairman Mao or anyone who posts about actually living in the state or questions the wall-to-wall orange man bad posting. They may not even live in the state or city they're a subreddit janny for, or they live in the one blue county in the entire state.

People who listen to NSBM or anything of the sort are most likely "Wiccan" or cringe Neo-Pagan LARPers who think doing an ooga-booga dance around the fire drunk on mead or pounding out some chubby chick with dreads in the woods is a good basis for an actual religion and likely unironically use the term "Christfags" or "Jew on a stick".
 
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