What are some retard traits you've noticed about yourself? - We're all a little special.

[Niobium]

For example, I absolutely fucking hate and am afraid of flies. You know, the insects. Whenever I see one buzzing around I freak the fuck out (especially when I'm eating). I hate how they shit and vomit on everything they land on. I hate the buzzing noises they make. I hate how alien they look up close. Sometimes I get mad about them and look up videos of people torturing them, for example by putting one in a microwave.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I post on Kiwi Farms.

 

[break these cuffs]

I wrote a song about it

 

[Chilson]

For example, I absolutely fucking hate and am afraid of flies. You know, the insects. Whenever I see one buzzing around I freak the fuck out (especially when I'm eating). I hate how they shit and vomit on everything they land on. I hate the buzzing noises they make. I hate how alien they look up close.

Now that isn't that bad, its actually pretty reasonable to feel this way maybe your.....

Sometimes I get mad about them and look up videos of people torturing them, for example by putting one in a microwave.

Okay, this is where the autism lies.

As for me, I get unreasonably angry whenever someone fucks up my plans for the week be they personal or professional. I know how to hide it and brush it off when with people, but in private I am fucking fuming that people did something stupid without telling me and fucked up my schedule.

I also post here....

 

[Grub]

For example, I absolutely fucking hate and am afraid of flies.

One time. I cornered this fly in my bathroom. I sprayed it with cleaning stuff or something. It tried to fly then kinda crashed and landed on a shelf above my sink. It tried to flap its wings and fly again but couldn't. I was standing there ready to spray the little bastard again. I swear, the fly looked at me. Walked to the edge of the shelf and looked down, looked back at me, then just walked off the edge of the shelf straight down the sink drain.

On topic, I like to tell rambling, vaguely related stories with slightly too much detail.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I like to smell strangers on the bus.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Flies are fucking great, what are you talking about? Eventually you kind of get into their stupid little fly heads, to the point where you can easily guess exactly what direction they'll take off every time and eventually get up to an almost 100% kill rate. And I know it's not just me, people love hunting flies so much they make stuff like this:


Those are guns that you load with salt and shoot at flies like a tiny little buckshot load.

Flies are some of the only common creatures around that it's entirely socially acceptable to enjoy tormenting. If you ever catch one try throwing it into a spider's web and see what happens. Throwing pest insects into webs will help you become friends with the spiders.

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

I care about internet people who have absolutely no bearing on my life

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Extremely high pain tolerance and above average muscle density.

 

[SandyCat]

Does OCD count? It gives me many retarded traits

 

[AMHOLIO]

Due to my high metabolic rate, I am immune to poison.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I look into a lot of open source, privacy-related programs and services because I dont like updates. I hate update reminders, I hate required updates. I hate updates which massively change the interface, I hate updates which change functionality and remove useful features, I hate updates which remove user control.

I use Windows group policy, I use regedit, delete update files, blocked Microsoft via dns, uninstalled Microsoft Store and other bloatware, dualboot Linux Mint, dont allow my laptop to connect to wifi automatically, utilized adb to uninstall system apps for updating on my Android phone, use a vpn firewall to prevent specific apps from using internet at all, get FOSS apps directly from F droid, vpn, turned my purse into a Faraday bag, I keep my Nintendo Switch in airplane mode, I block Nintendo servers using 90dns, and am currently considering downgrading my Samsung S21 Ultra to an older device so I can use Lineage OS.

i also wash my hands a lot.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I get extremely, possibly too angry, when people waste my time. For me time is a very valuable resource which is in short supply and I just can’t bear to spend it waiting around for other people. Specifically, I like to schedule out my day. If someone irreparable interrupts this schedule I’m likely to get very agitated. But it’s not like I don’t leave a good bit of wiggle room in there for inevitable stuff that can’t be helped. It’s things like people who tell you they can do a thing between this hour and that hour and I’m just like motherfucker be more specific I can’t wait around for you all day I have shit I want to do that doesn’t include you

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I punch holes in my wall when someone negrates me

 

[Skitarii]

I punch holes in my wall when someone negrates me

Post em

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Post em

I was holding back there. Landlords not happy though

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

If you're scared of flies or insects then that's a sympton of you being that thing called a FEMALE. Sucks to be you OP.

I care about internet people who have absolutely no bearing on my life

You probably should when they can find and then post your personal information online. Not talking about KF specifically, SJWs and ResetEra do that all the fucking time.


To answer the OP's question, I like Sonic The Hedgehog, that's all see ya.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

One that got pointed out to me by a friend when we were marathoning horror games is that I don't swear when I'm really nervous or scared. I swear a lot normally, but if I'm either scared or anxious it just gets replaced with shit like "Oh, dear".

 

[Vingle]

Being a neat-freak, It's not like I need it to be perfectly clean, but everything has it's place and all clutter isn't allowed. I don't really like being to other people houses, as it's not normal to live in furniture catalog 24/7.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

If you're scared of flies or insects then that's a sympton of you being that thing called a FEMALE. Sucks to be you OP.

To answer the OP's question, I like Sonic The Hedgehog, that's all see ya.

I really should make a hall of fame thread for the retards who interpret any inane human trait as negative and somehow exclusively associated with females. Though, anyone who unironically likes Sonic is likely autistic and doesn't know any better.