What are some retard traits you've noticed about yourself? - We're all a little special.

[Niobium]

For example, I absolutely fucking hate and am afraid of flies. You know, the insects. Whenever I see one buzzing around I freak the fuck out (especially when I'm eating). I hate how they shit and vomit on everything they land on. I hate the buzzing noises they make. I hate how alien they look up close. Sometimes I get mad about them and look up videos of people torturing them, for example by putting one in a microwave.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

I really should make a hall of fame thread for the retards who interpret any inane human trait as negative and somehow exclusively associated with females. Though, anyone who unironically likes Sonic is likely autistic and doesn't know any better.

Hit a nerve I see, with a response like that I bet you're unironically scared of spiders or some other shit like that.
That's fine bro, just squash it like a normal person would, anyways most arachnid species can't even bite you for a start.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Hit a nerve I see, with a response like that I bet you're unironically scared of spiders or some other shit like that.
That's fine bro, just squash it like a normal person would, anyways most arachnid species can't even bite you for a start.

It's funny to see how inconsistent people's remarks about women are and demonstrates how little they know about 50% the population. If people can be accurate when talking about Blacks and Jews, it's weird that females are such a foreign concept when there are so many around in every society on Earth. The mommy issues are rampant but with sons like these, they likely deserved it whatever was done to them.

 

[timewave0]

Hit a nerve I see, with a response like that I bet you're unironically scared of spiders or some other shit like that.
That's fine bro, just squash it like a normal person would, anyways most arachnid species can't even bite you for a start.

I imagine some level of aversion to insects and arachnids is natural for humans as a species… an instinct to protect us from poison and disease. After all, many more people have been killed by mosquitos than by any other animal. Phobia is another matter tho

To answer the OP, I don’t know if this qualifies as retarded or just pathological but I have some escapist tendencies for sure. Wasting time on distractions and shit that doesn’t matter. There are many more but this is the most impactful one.

 

[Muu]

I got too many. I suppose I count down stuff; multiple times a day. Like if something was 12 days away I would have a countdown on my phone, count the fingers on my hands it would was, 2 hands and two fingers to go, 1 hand to go, real puzzle shit.

 

[snailslime]

i dont trust other people's silverware, or even restaurant silverware. i always put hand sanitizer on foreign silverware before using it, unless it's packaged.

not really that bad of a habit though, i've seen kitchen horrors.

 

[Niggernerd]

I think aloud and use hand gestures alot

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

It's funny to see how inconsistent people's remarks about women are and demonstrates how little they know about 50% the population.

Literally all the girls, without fail, at my school were afraid of insects. I'm sorry you went to a all-boys school, but in reality women who aren't afraid of bugs are the exception, not the rule. At that, yes there are men who are scared of insects, but it's usually caused by a mental illness called a "phobia", arachnophobia for example.

If people can be accurate when talking about Blacks and Jews

>Assuming they are.
Yes so /pol/, Breitbart and the thunderdome are accurate sources of information apparently lol.

it's weird that females are such a foreign concept when there are so many around in every society on Earth.

It's a little known fact that they came straight from Venus. It should be obvious why they're a foreign concept to us men who're from planet Earth.


Anyways I'm going to stop it here, I don't want to shit up the thread any further, have the last word if you want.

 

[snailslime]

Literally all the girls, without fail, at my school were afraid of insects. I'm sorry you went to a all-boys school, but in reality women who aren't afraid of bugs are the exception, not the rule. At that, yes there are men who are scared of insects, but it's usually caused by a mental illness called a "phobia", arachnophobia for example.

i think this is just a normal person phobia

i don't mind spiders when they're not near my skin though, they do eliminate unwanted pests.

 

[thebananaonion]

i'm allergic to mint so have to use other dumb forms of toothpaste that taste like shit. its not enough to kill me, just burns my mouth so, rather not have to deal with that every day

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I dislike homeless assholes. I feel bad for some of them, especially if it’s temporary, but I have had a lot of negative experiences with the perpetually homeless and I think they’re beyond assistance. I say this as a jaded former volunteer and bleeding heart.

A lot of them have burned all their bridges and turned down help along the way. Many of them would sell out their own child or mother for a high.

i think this is just a normal person phobia

i don't mind spiders when they're not near my skin though, they do eliminate unwanted pests.

Amen sister or brother or whatever.. spiders kill more annoying pests like mosquitoes, flies, etc. If they’re somewhere they shouldn’t be I move them outside. It’s a win-win.

 

[Vingle]

spiders kill more annoying pests like mosquitoes, flies, etc. If they’re somewhere they shouldn’t be I move them outside. It’s a win-win.

I just pick them up with a rag and flush them down the sink. There are no other critters for them to eat at my patio, so it's a death sentence if I catch them.

 

[Shidoen]

Whenever I’m near my bathroom mirror I do weird faces and stretch out my face skin to make these abominations of flesh. I’m between “cocaine addict” and “smashed angler fish” in my range of silly faces.

 

[Retink]

I live a life of exceptional retardation.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

I include dinosaurs and nekos in my worldbuilding project.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I play with my hands constantly. Make of that what you will.

I also have a tendency to speak to myself. I could say all these things in my head, but I prefer to say them out loud.

As for the flies, I know I quite liked to catch them in a water bottle, put the cap back on, and shake them up. I never found flies gross or creepy, I just liked to torture them.

On kiwifarms, being an exceptional individual is common, so I’d say I’m part of the norm here.

 

[Cupronickel]

i abuse the delete post button on this site constantly. i do it because half of the shit i type only starts to sound stupid and embarrassing as fuck 5 minutes after i've already posted it.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

I spend my time researching and archiving people on the internet who are absolutely bonkers. When asked about what I do with my spare time, the only thing I can tell my friends is "cyberbullying trans people".

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Amen sister or brother or whatever.. spiders kill more annoying pests like mosquitoes, flies, etc. If they’re somewhere they shouldn’t be I move them outside. It’s a win-win.

I prefer centipedes whom are more humanfriendly creatures. They dont spin webs, they avoid light, they avoid humans, and if a centipede ever tried to bite you their venom wouldn't do anything. Unfortunately, centipedes favor moist, humid environments so spiders got em beat there. I've been thinking of buying ladybugs and black widows to bolster my local population.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I practice impressions when I’m alone.

 

[draggs]

I'm too retarded to define and categorize my retardery