What are some tips to ace an interview?

[Gorgar]

Actual question here. I got an interview that I hope will finally put me into college.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Don’t try to kiss ass. Be honest, but polite.

If you don’t know the answer to a question, don’t bullshit, admit that you don’t know and will look into it.

Do a little research about whatever your interviewing for and ask specific questions at the end of the interview.

Ask questions in general, it makes you seem interested.

Try to have some sort of story that ties your skillset to the job or thing you’re interviewing for.

Take a shower, Brush your teeth, and use deodorant before an interview.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Tell them you're black, trans and queer.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Show them you aren't afraid, casually destroy some things in the office to display your personal power and then mention you can make this happen to their enemies as well

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Tell them you're black, trans and queer.

Especially if you’re white and doing an in person interview

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Especially if you’re white and doing an in person interview

especially then dude. you'll have to really sell it.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

especially then dude. you'll have to really sell it.

Hello, I’m Shaun King, a true and honest nigga:

 

[Jason Wynn]

Dress to impress. Appearances do matter. Shower, shave, wash your clothes, don’t come in reeking of weed. Shouldn’t need to be said but you’d be surprised how many people can’t get this right.

Learn a little about the company beforehand and ask questions that will showcase you put in the effort to understand their history and work culture.

Be yourself, don’t act like a bot just reading off scripted rote responses.

Put the damn phone away when the interview is taking place. It’s incredibly rude and will just show the interviewer if you can’t respect the interview, you won’t respect the job or your coworkers.

 

[Tablet County]

Have sex with the interviewer.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Have an extremely loud vibrating buttplug in your asshole. Wear the tightest pants you can find to show off your boner and find random excuses to bend over to show off your anal accessory. Your raw confidence will win them over and your pure passion for the LGBT community will win you many brownie points, if anyone objects just call them what they are, a bigoted sex negative nazi who needs to get with the times. This will also show off your multitasking skills and prove you can work under pressure.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Walk up to the guy and give him a firm handshake. One so firm you break his hand.

 

[Moths]

Blinking is a sign of weakness stare unblinking at them for your entire interview

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Always research the mission and values of a place before you go in for any interview. That shit makes them wet.

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

Put your KF post history in your application to establish dominance.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[DankSmoker]

Sit in his chair, even if he's in it. No... especially if he's in it. If your potential boss is a lady apply elsewhere.

 

[OrionBalls]

Always ask to see the kitchen. They know that you are critiquing them as well, this way. It automatically boosts hourly pay by $3.