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I'm shocked that Tomselleck died on New Years day doubtless through entirely natural causes at ABSOLUTELY NO FAULT OF HIS OWN.
What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?
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Coroner report actually says it was COVID with obesity as a contributing factor.
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I had been imagining doing a flip out of a moving vehicle with 3 times the BAC limit, but dying of obesity while Cambodian is kinda funny in a different dark way.
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Girl named Jamie. Not too bad, but she's the only girl, and the youngest, in a family of boys. Dad's name is James, and apparently he had alcohol problems when his kids were born, because every kid has a variation of James. When she was born and it turned out she was a girl, he was like "Jamie, I guess".
My nieces have normal names, but dumb creative spellings. I won't share them of course, but one is so creative that I often forget how they spelled it! So I use her nickname. The dumb part is her name is supposedly the "modern version" of my mother-in-laws name. It is not. In fact mom was quite surprised to learn my niece was named after her, because the only thing the names have in common is they start and end with the same letters. My name is a lot closer to mom's name; it's an unusual name for the US and people misshear it and call me mom's name all the damn time.
The last name "Faggot". When they went before the judge, according to the lawyer who told me this story, the judge tried to be sympathetic and did something like "Faj-chey". But the dude was like, "No your honor, it's just faggot". Imagine growing up with that last name. Yikes.
Lastly, Mchel. (Michelle) Apparently her mom used a lot of drugs and couldn't spell and didn't ask the nurses.
My nieces have normal names, but dumb creative spellings. I won't share them of course, but one is so creative that I often forget how they spelled it! So I use her nickname. The dumb part is her name is supposedly the "modern version" of my mother-in-laws name. It is not. In fact mom was quite surprised to learn my niece was named after her, because the only thing the names have in common is they start and end with the same letters. My name is a lot closer to mom's name; it's an unusual name for the US and people misshear it and call me mom's name all the damn time.
The last name "Faggot". When they went before the judge, according to the lawyer who told me this story, the judge tried to be sympathetic and did something like "Faj-chey". But the dude was like, "No your honor, it's just faggot". Imagine growing up with that last name. Yikes.
Lastly, Mchel. (Michelle) Apparently her mom used a lot of drugs and couldn't spell and didn't ask the nurses.
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I just recalled that a teacher of mine once told me and my class about a lovely young lad she taught once who was sweet and intelligent, just an all round lovely kid.
Poor fucker was named Goerge. Said like George, but his parents were retarded and couldn't spell.
Poor fucker was named Goerge. Said like George, but his parents were retarded and couldn't spell.
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In elementary school I knew a pair of twins named Marvelous and Wonderful. Apparently its what their father exclaimed when they were born. They were neither marvelous nor wonderful, they were assholes who picked on 1st graders while they were in 5th grade.
In college I had a guy named Dragon who lived down the hall from me. He was a cool guy and I feel kind of earned the name his silly hippie parents stuck him with.
In college I had a guy named Dragon who lived down the hall from me. He was a cool guy and I feel kind of earned the name his silly hippie parents stuck him with.
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Miracle, Harmony, Patience, all the names like that. People with names like that are generally assholes.
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Plot twist, the guy named "Faggot" somehow became the most popular kid in school.
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You know, that's possible. Teenagers like their edge, so flocking to him just so they can say "Faggot" without getting in trouble ("but mrs Marsh, that's his name! I dindo nuffin), might appeal. Not a lot the teachers could do about it either, can they really send everyone to detention for using his actual last name?
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i knew someone who called their kid ocean, poor kid.
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I've got a cousin Ocean. Either we're related or its not rare.
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Mercedes is an old name, the car brand was named after an actual girl named Mercedes.
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Same with Porsha.
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Same with Volkswagen
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Had a teacher who went by Elizabeth but found out years later her first name was Vagima
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At this point. I think it's more likely to be associated with the car.
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before WWII, Germany and Soviet Union were on very friendly terms and even started another war together (WWII) Hitler was man of the year, Berlin hosted olympics ... and more than one family in Russia literally named their fucking kid Adolph or Adolph Hitler (to be even more explicit)
After Barbarossa and Stalin-Hitler honeymoon going sour there are few stories online about those kids who got it rough in school, at work. Reality was that a lot of older dudes understood the why and tried to protect Adolphs, but still, IRL isn't like GoT, you got named after a fucking maniac who was trying to give jews showers while his armies raped and pillaged elsewhere.
Like Siobhan? ... apparently it's pronounced as she-vawn or she-bang ... I have no idea why fucking Miks can't just spell it like that then. Autistic isle doesn't have letter V, like most normal languages, so you have to disguise your autism with jaw-breaking spelling.
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The other day, my boyfriend linked to me a Mormon name generator from this blog where apparently they're legit names found through birth/church records. I refused to believe it for a minute until I remembered the feeling of "WTF" I had when I saw names listed on that nursery list years back, and I died on mic.
These are but a small fraction of the boy names.
Note that I've been completely unaware of the stupid names church members have given their kids because everyone else I knew had normal fucking names, even the ones that had the snowflake spelling that's common among Millennials.
These are but a small fraction of the boy names.
Note that I've been completely unaware of the stupid names church members have given their kids because everyone else I knew had normal fucking names, even the ones that had the snowflake spelling that's common among Millennials.