What are the most retarded alternate history "what ifs" you can come up with?

[soulgains]

There are many cows in the AH space, as most of us are aware, who create absolutely dogshit, divorced from reality scenarios that often times reflect their own deep seated autism and intellectual hang ups. Now its time for YOU to do the same, and up the ante. Create the worst possible what if scenarios you can think of, and make Rudyard Lynch blush!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What if Mama JF didn't die?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

What if we faked the moon landing because it really was cheese and neil Armstrong was lactose intolerant

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

What if black people were never invented?

 

[draggs]

What if black people were never invented?

What if Africans actually invented the wheel in the 50,000 years they had to do it but didn't because they dumbos

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

What if the Asians colonized the West Coast of America before Europeans did?

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

What if history was written by the losers and/or by a group of mentally retarded monkeys.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

what if they missed the towers & just crashed into Brooklyn or Queens & just took out a few hipsters & guidos