What are the rules of Kiwi Farms? - No, seriously. I don't what they are.

[Unicorn Fairie]

I assume it's just "don't be a retard." But is there any listing on the site of the rules? Just in case, you know.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Don't be a faggot. Follow that and you'll be just fine.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

It's been discussed multiple times, but the general consensus is, and I quote

nobody fucking reads that shit.

Just read the rules posted at the top of each of the subforums and you'll be fine.

Here's a link to the last time we talked about it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/centralized-rules-thread.198619/

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

 

[Moths]

Failed triforcing is an instant lynching

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Are you illiterate?

 

[Jarl Varg]

You must provide your full name, email address, home address, and cell phone number.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Well one rule is this Wednesday is Send Party Hat Wurmple Your Nudes Wednesday, so...get on that. I like bent over shots.

 

[Temmie]

1) Upvote @Temmie's posts.
2) Don't be a retarded faggot nigger.
3) Pantless Thursdays, no pants while posting.

 

[analrapist]

The Secret Rule of Kiwi Farms is that thinking about the rules is against the rules. Act, and whether or not your action is acceptable, you will be dealt with accordingly.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Yeah, there are several rules/code of conduct that are not listed unless you specifically search for it, here are some of them:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwifarms-de-facto-rules-guidelines.197089/

It relates to use of thumbnails, private-tags and PMs.

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Other basic rules are stated in the "green list" that someone posted up there, and lastly, the culture of the site. That's it, Null's position I believe is that no one reads them anyways, so he doesn't bother much with them.

 

[Utah jaZz99]

Dont be gay

 

[spacko]

first rule is post your personal information in the welcome thread. have you done that yet?

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

Disrespecting women is an instant gulag deportation

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan Fan]

When speaking to Josh you're required to pretend that male feminists are actually based, sort of an inversion of the make believe trannies demand from those around them

 

[FuluFuckwit]

In order to properly post here, we need your credit card information. Please post it in this thread.

 

[Not Really Here]

IIRC reaction images/gifs/videos without commentary are globally banned.

 

[Fat Gollum]

The first rule is to have fun

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Don't say something that the ooverlord disagrees with.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Always use full images instead of thumbnails, Null will love it.