What are the side effects for creating the biggest fart ever?

[Rembrandt]

Consult the video archives of Kingassripper for further research.

 

[Soy Fed]

To make the biggest fart ever, you would need the biggest stomach ever. So only deathfats can truly attempt this challenge. You need to get a deathfat and seal its asshole shut, then forcefeed that whale kimchi and whey protein. Then you can unleash jihad on the infidel. Gas warfare is illegal, so you'll probably get shot when they catch you.

 

[W00K #17]

You want to eat nothing but Hooligans meatloaf.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

you turn into a gay nigger

From outer space?!

 

[Bofa Shekelstein]

eat cashews

 

[Your Mother Should Know]

AnimatedJames will peek through your window.