What are the worst pizza toppings?

[SandyCat]

I've seen a unironic corn and mayo "pizza" if you can even call it a pizza at that point.

 

[Retink]

Anchovies. I don't mind them normally, but I like pizza with a lot of toppings and the flavor of the anchovies just washes everything else out making the whole thing taste like one big floppy anchovy.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

God I feel like a fucking villain. You aren't prepared for this.

I give you, Swedish-style banana curry pizza.

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I was going to say this looks pretty good. Then I found out this variety usually has tomato sauce. Hard no on that combination.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

anchovies

 

[Grub]

Green peppers. Who the fuck wants to eat an unripe bell pepper? Also, for some reason, some pizza places like to include green peppers on literally every one of their menu pizzas. I have no fucking clue why. I can't stand them on pizzas. I'd rather any other kind of pepper on a pizza.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’ve never had a good experience with mushrooms on pizza. They’re always these slimy foul little blobs that have the texture and taste of a wad of phlegm. Doesn’t matter if the pizza is from some cheap ass chain like Dominos or a mom and pop pizzeria, I swear they all seem to buy the Walmart brand canned shit

 

[Uncle Phil]

Anchovies. I don't mind them normally, but I like pizza with a lot of toppings and the flavor of the anchovies just washes everything else out making the whole thing taste like one big floppy anchovy.

Yes. Ditto olives. Makes all the cheese taste like olives.

 

[murph]

Lettuce. There's a pizza place here that will put arugula on pizza. What kind of psycho thinks wilted slimy lettuce is a good pizza topping? Also lemon slices. Sometimes I feel bad about humanity.

 

[Retink]

Yes. Ditto olives. Makes all the cheese taste like olives.

I never had an issue with olives, but I suppose their juices can do that in some cases.

 

[Da Capo]

definitely anchovies or pineapple depending on which one is least cliche

 

[SomeDingus]

human brain