What are the worst things, crimes or otherwise, you have ever done?

[Joy Depression]

I know what you are thinking, "nice try Mr FBI LLO", but I presume most here are hiding their IP and using burner details and know Mr FBI isn't going to spend resources tracking someone on the darkweb who said they downloaded an mp3 album of brittany spears from the pirate bay.

So come on, who here is the most despicable?

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

I called some faggot named @Joy Depression a retarded gorilla nigger once. I'm pretty sure that's against some western shithole's hatespeech laws, even if it's clearly true.

 

[OrionBalls]

I killed a guy.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You ever see Always Sunny in Philadelphia? You know Cricket? Yeah we basically did that to a guy.

 

[Vecr]

I posted this video.
(watch it and cry, fed)

 

[N Space]

Blew a hole in a wall to enter an abandoned house full of old archives with a couple of friends, never got caught for it

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I forgot to tip the waitress once. I couldn't sleep for weeks after.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I ripped the tag off the pillow that said not to remove under penalty of law. Had to enter Witness Protection for awhile after that.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Racked up close to 6,000 posts on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Trespassed into a bunch of houses under construction. Multiple times. Didn't get caught though.

 

[Town Drunk]

The wort thing I ever done, is I mixed up all this fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater Hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to this balcony. Then I made a noise like this "Hughh, Huggh" and the I dumped it over the side, and this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

[Mojo Thief]

I exceeded the posted speed limit

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Your mom. She was pretty mid.

 

[dick brain]

Cheated on someone who trusted me. She forgave me a long time before I forgave myself. Also drove drunk a lot.

I've broken a ton of laws but I don't agree with any of them so I don't feel bad about that.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Jaywalked.

 

[Neodanthril]

One time I sneezed on the loop part of a coaster. I was riding near the front and about six feet of snot came out of my nose and landed on several people behind me

 

[Susanna]

I swatted a guy, twice.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Stole a pack of cigarettes from Wal Mart when I was a teenager. Now, this was 30 years ago back when the checkout aisles still had smokes out in the open, right next to the candy and magazines.

 

[Banquet Meal]

once, i broke into a retarded guys house and stole his birthday cake.
*this was like 30 years ago, but i still feel bad

 

[Albino Sasquatch]

I stole your mom's virginity